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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 17:12 #285263

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You know the feeling when your heart is pumping vigorously, you're sweating, and you wanna post something...
And you try control yourself




ITS HARD GRRRRR
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 17:17 #285267

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markz wrote on 19 Apr 2016 17:12:
You know the feeling when your heart is pumping vigorously, you're sweating, and you wanna post something...
And you try control yourself




ITS HARD GRRRRR

no. never had the feeling. something must be wrong with you.
 
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 17:22 #285268

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peloni almoni wrote:


Hey Palestinian

Ina bumped it

Are you proficient in the blow it up method, how many times has it failed?

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"just once"

But promise me you won't hurt me for this

ok?

promise?

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 17:50 #285272

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markz wrote on 19 Apr 2016 17:12:

And you try control yourself
 

What does this phrase mean?

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 18:57 #285291

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inastruggle wrote on 19 Apr 2016 17:50:

markz wrote on 19 Apr 2016 17:12:

And you try control yourself 

What does this phrase mean?

Mark doesn't know either.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 19:08 #285296

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cordnoy wrote on 19 Apr 2016 18:57:

inastruggle wrote on 19 Apr 2016 17:50:

markz wrote on 19 Apr 2016 17:12:

And you try control yourself 

What does this phrase mean?

Mark doesn't know either.

Try control = automatic pilot
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 19:10 #285297

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wantoimprove wrote:

cordnoy wrote:

inastruggle wrote:

markz wrote:

And you try control yourself 

What does this phrase mean?

Mark doesn't know either.

Try control = automatic pilot 

My wife wants me to kasher the stove top

I turned the pilot light to auto pilot and will check back on it tonight

That should passoverize everything we needed

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 20:22 #285304

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Not to be conceited or anything, but I try to emulate the Lord, you know the almighty Lord,
hence if I see any stains on the doorpost or anywhere for that matter, I just keep on going, got better things to do

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 20:48 #285307

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How do you passoverize a laptop?

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 21:13 #285310

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 21:58 #285317

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inastruggle wrote on 19 Apr 2016 20:48:
How do you passoverize a laptop?

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 22:21 #285321

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Passoverize a laptop?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 22:32 #285325

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Yesod wrote on 19 Apr 2016 20:22:
Not to be conceited or anything, but I try to emulate the Lord, you know the almighty Lord,
hence if I see any stains on the doorpost or anywhere for that matter, I just keep on going.
 

sounds to me like you are emulating an Egyptian who has just been smitten with the plague of dumb.
sincerely,
your wife
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 22:42 #285330

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peloni almoni wrote:

Yesod wrote:
Not to be conceited or anything, but I try to emulate the Lord, you know the almighty Lord,
hence if I see any stains on the doorpost or anywhere for that matter, I just keep on going. 

sounds to me like you are emulating an Egyptian who has just been smitten with the plague of dumb.
sincerely,
your wife

Sincerely,
Your newborns mummy



NOTE: dummy הכי גרסינן
Moderator please move this note to the editors note - Thanks in advance

 
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Apr 2016 22:46 #285331

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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
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- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
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