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FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Aug 2015 03:54 #261537

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cornography n, [kor-nog-ruh-fee] - an intense display of corny or clever jokes, commonly used in various kinds of recovery
side effects of viewing cornographic images will include laughter, rolling of the eyes, the occasional snort, and general irritation. extreme cases were known to include diarrhea, coughing, vomiting, and well...

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


if you experience any symptoms for more than 4 hours, you're welcome.


HISTORY OF CORNOGRAPHY -

develop-a-sense-of-humor--it-really-helps-in-recovery.jpg


i am a firm believer in this. and i am sick and tired of posting on other people's forsaken "just having fun" threads that cordnoy keeps reviving from the dead. i am getting increasingly depressed by posting on the depressed person's chill spot, and i feel like i already ate and digested all the "chulint" i could handle. hell, i even made an אשר יצר

sooooo, i am starting my own blog, that will, at least for some time, be updated and active, but hopefully be interactive. i encourage everyone to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help, as humor therapy should be a group effort. you all have talent - I'VE SEEN IT.

corndnoycordnoy is so good at it, that if this were a corny army, i would appoint him ...

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


rabbosai, the indians called corn "maize". they must have thought corny jokes were just "amazing". but my motto for this blog is - NO JOKE IS TOO STUPID. you have my word that i will at least try to laugh at every attempt at humor that anyone makes here. feel good that you may be giving me or someone else chizuk - or at least you will be annoying "the urge" right out of them.

so friends. romans, countrymen, give me your EARS of corn...

BRING OUT THE POPCORN, LET THE SHOW BEGIN...

[zemmy, if you're reading this, let it never be said that i do not take my קבלות seriously. ע' מה שכתבתי בענין לצנות במקום אחר]
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 12 Aug 2015 03:54 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Aug 2015 03:56 #261538

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let's start off with one about addicts:

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HEY, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Aug 2015 04:00 #261540

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I am utterly speechless!
My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
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If one gives up at the first sign of a struggle, he is really not ready to be successful."
"Tryin' and doin' are two different thin's - tryin' is hopin'; doin' is succeedin'.
"The right thin' to do and the hard thin' to do are usually the same."


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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Aug 2015 04:06 #261541

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I posted this picture once before, but since he don't wanna go to the golden oldies, I will re-post, especially due to right-wing fanatics we have protestin' as of late:

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
My threads: Mikvah Night, Tryin'
115, 91, 158, 133, 148, 1234 ...???
GYE Handbook | Gibbor's Insights | GYE FAQ - Thanks Skep and DMS123456789 White Book | Big Book (Alcoholics Anonymous)

If one gives up at the first sign of a struggle, he is really not ready to be successful."
"Tryin' and doin' are two different thin's - tryin' is hopin'; doin' is succeedin'.
"The right thin' to do and the hard thin' to do are usually the same."


Disclaimer: I am not a cheerleader; B"H, there are many on the site. I am here to change myself, and with God's help, by some mistake, I might even help change others.

MY POSTS ARE WRITTEN AS A SIMPLE LUSTAHOLIC; THEY ARE NOT WRITTEN AS A MODERATOR UNLESS EXPLICITLY STATED.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Aug 2015 04:09 #261542

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i borrowed my friend's rambam today, but i realized that as long as i did not have my own, it would never really be Maimonides.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 12 Aug 2015 07:13 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Aug 2015 04:15 #261543

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cordnoy wrote:
I am utterly speechless!


in other words you are amaized
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Aug 2015 04:26 #261546

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peloni almoni wrote:
i borrowed my friend's rambam today, and realized that it was no longer Maimonides.



nevergiveup.jpg
My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
My threads: Mikvah Night, Tryin'
115, 91, 158, 133, 148, 1234 ...???
GYE Handbook | Gibbor's Insights | GYE FAQ - Thanks Skep and DMS123456789 White Book | Big Book (Alcoholics Anonymous)

If one gives up at the first sign of a struggle, he is really not ready to be successful."
"Tryin' and doin' are two different thin's - tryin' is hopin'; doin' is succeedin'.
"The right thin' to do and the hard thin' to do are usually the same."


Disclaimer: I am not a cheerleader; B"H, there are many on the site. I am here to change myself, and with God's help, by some mistake, I might even help change others.

MY POSTS ARE WRITTEN AS A SIMPLE LUSTAHOLIC; THEY ARE NOT WRITTEN AS A MODERATOR UNLESS EXPLICITLY STATED.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Aug 2015 04:36 #261547

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peloni almoni wrote:
"Welcome to our automated psychiatric help line. If you are suffering from OCD, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are suffering from multiple personalities, please press 2, 3, 4, & 5. If you are suffering from excessive co-dependency, please have somebody else press six for you. If you are suffering from a ADD or ADHD please pay no attention to this message. If you are suffering from paranoia, there is no reason for you to press any number as we know who you are, where you are, and what exactly it is that you are calling about. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are suffering from manic depression, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer. If you are suffering from excessive gullibility, please hold and somebody will be with you shortly."


if you are calling because you feel you are shrinking in size, you will just have to be a little patient. if you think you have become a set of curtains, please pull yourself together, and continue to hold. if you think you have become a needle ... well then i see your point.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 12 Aug 2015 04:55 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 12 Aug 2015 06:07 #261549

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cordnoy wrote:
I posted this picture once before, but since he don't wanna go to the golden oldies, I will re-post, especially due to right-wing fanatics we have protestin' as of late:

mikvah_2015-08-12.jpg


damn lust addicts.

no, no, no, where ARE my manners!?! we have to be דן לכף זכות that they probably mean a mixed keilim mikvah, one that both men and women can use.
i mean after all, they have beards and hats! and they look so PIOUS with their curly PIOUS.

BESIDES, people-mikva's have become the BUTT of too many bad jokes. it's becoming rather ASSENINE. time to leave these jokes BEHIND.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 12 Aug 2015 07:15 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 13 Aug 2015 02:47 #261656

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lol!
What works for me: 1) Honesty 2) Meetings 3) 12-step 4) Listening to my Sponsor 5) Not doing what I want to do 6) Inviting the God of my understanding into my life

"I can't do it, God can help." | "Everything I want is on the other side of fear." | "Where there is deprivation there is addiction." | "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery." | "Stop stopping, start living."

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 13 Aug 2015 19:41 #261743

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John Major, a British prime minister in a thoughtless moment actually said the following: When your back's against a wall you've got to turn around and fight.

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"We have made great progress and are now at the edge of the abyss. Men, Keep marching!"

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 13 Aug 2015 20:45 #261759

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Peloni Almoni, you've got me in stitches!! Thank You!

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 14 Aug 2015 03:04 #261775

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getting better one situation at a time

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 18 Aug 2015 23:25 #262161

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I am utterly speechless!

That's the funniest of all!
BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
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STORY TIME :)

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