cornography n, [kor-nog-ruh-fee] - an intense display of corny or clever jokes, commonly used in various kinds of recovery
side effects of viewing cornographic images will include laughter, rolling of the eyes, the occasional snort, and general irritation. extreme cases were known to include diarrhea, coughing, vomiting, and well...



if you experience any symptoms for more than 4 hours, you're welcome.


HISTORY OF CORNOGRAPHY -



i am a firm believer in this. and i am sick and tired of posting on other people's forsaken "just having fun" threads that cordnoy keeps reviving from the dead. i am getting increasingly depressed by posting on the depressed person's chill spot, and i feel like i already ate and digested all the "chulint" i could handle. hell, i even made an אשר יצר

sooooo, i am starting my own blog, that will, at least for some time, be updated and active, but hopefully be interactive. i encourage everyone to PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help, as humor therapy should be a group effort. you all have talent - I'VE SEEN IT.

corndnoycordnoy is so good at it, that if this were a corny army, i would appoint him ...



rabbosai, the indians called corn "maize". they must have thought corny jokes were just "amazing". but my motto for this blog is - NO JOKE IS TOO STUPID. you have my word that i will at least try to laugh at every attempt at humor that anyone makes here. feel good that you may be giving me or someone else chizuk - or at least you will be annoying "the urge" right out of them.

so friends. romans, countrymen, give me your EARS of corn...

BRING OUT THE POPCORN, LET THE SHOW BEGIN...

[zemmy, if you're reading this, let it never be said that i do not take my קבלות seriously. ע' מה שכתבתי בענין לצנות במקום אחר]

let's start off with one about addicts:



HEY, THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

I am utterly speechless!

I posted this picture once before, but since he don't wanna go to the golden oldies, I will re-post, especially due to right-wing fanatics we have protestin' as of late:

i borrowed my friend's rambam today, but i realized that as long as i did not have my own, it would never really be Maimonides.

cordnoy wrote:


in other words you are amaized

peloni almoni wrote:

peloni almoni wrote:


if you are calling because you feel you are shrinking in size, you will just have to be a little patient. if you think you have become a set of curtains, please pull yourself together, and continue to hold. if you think you have become a needle ... well then i see your point.

cordnoy wrote:

damn lust addicts.

no, no, no, where ARE my manners!?! we have to be דן לכף זכות that they probably mean a mixed keilim mikvah, one that both men and women can use.
i mean after all, they have beards and hats! and they look so PIOUS with their curly PIOUS.

BESIDES, people-mikva's have become the BUTT of too many bad jokes. it's becoming rather ASSENINE. time to leave these jokes BEHIND.

lol!

John Major, a British prime minister in a thoughtless moment actually said the following: When your back's against a wall you've got to turn around and fight.

"We have made great progress and are now at the edge of the abyss. Men, Keep marching!"

Peloni Almoni, you've got me in stitches!! Thank You!

cordnoy


That's the funniest of all!