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TOPIC: Motzei Shabbos life - Vort, Joke, Like, Whateva... 19922 Views
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 01:40 #266753
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markz wrote:
Here's a Vort  mosherose @ theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom wrote: It says in lech lecha that Avrohom told Sorah that "now he knows that she is beautiful." Rashi brings the midrash that becuz of the tznius between them he never even saw her until he accidently saw her reflection in the water. In all the years they were married, Avrohom never even saw Sorah. If he didnt see her then he certainly didnt stam shmooze with her or go out on "married dates" with her. This is the ideal that the Torah wants. Avrohom and Sorah are the model for a yiddishe marrage. Just like Avrohom never looked at Sorah and certinly never socialized with her, so too we should strive to reach this goal with our own wifes. Halevai if any man could say that he didnt know his wife was pretty becuz he never looked at her. Ok Guys go ahead give it to him  I think you just managed to combine a vort and a joke in the same post. |
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Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 01:45 #266754
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Much Hatzlacha!
My Threads: Glad to be here Don't slip it hurts Lions & Tigers & Internet, Oh My! --"ולא המדרש עיקר, אלא המעשה" --"To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing." Mark Twain --"If, when you honestly want to, you find you cannot quit entirely, or if when drinking (or lusting), you have little control over the amount you take, you are probably alcoholic (or sexaholic)." AA Big Book P. 45. Parenthesis added. --You hit rock bottom when you decide to stop digging. |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 04:20 #266760
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Keepin’ myself busy tonight, so hopefully stayin’ out of trouble, but I feel like I have to join in the fun. First off, props to Markz for comin’ up with this amazin’ idea, it’s definitely great to have somethin’ to do if we would otherwise have nothin’. (As an aside, why is the letter ‘g’ taboo around these here boards? Followin’ what everyone else’s doin’, but not sure why…) I don’t have any specific Joke or Vort to add here, but stopping by anyways. Oh, and since I’m a rebel, I’m typin’ exactly a hundred and one words (plus a smiley
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Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 04:24 #266761
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m58yiw84niym wrote:
Keepin’ myself busy tonight, so hopefully stayin’ out of trouble, but I feel like I have to join in the fun. First off, props to Markz for comin’ up with this amazin’ idea, it’s definitely great to have somethin’ to do if we would otherwise have nothin’. (As an aside, why is the letter ‘g’ taboo around these here boards? Followin’ what everyone else’s doin’, but not sure why…) I don’t have any specific Joke or Vort to add here, but stopping by anyways. Oh, and since I’m a rebel, I’m typin’ exactly a hundred and one words (plus a smiley ).Does anyone have any idea what he's talkin' about? Who doesn't use the letter "G" around here? |
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My threads: Mikvah Night - Page 1, Page 2, Page 3, Last Page https://guardyoureyes.com/forum/1-Break-Free/210029-Tryin  Warning: Spoiler!Quote from the chevra: "Is Cordnoy truly a Treasure Island pirate from the Southern Seas?" MY POSTS ARE NOT WRITTEN AS A MODERATOR UNLESS EXPLICITLY STATED. |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 04:44 #266764
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m58yiw84niym wrote:
why is the letter ‘g’ taboo around these here boards? Followin’ what everyone else’s doin’, but not sure why…) It shortens the 100 word paragraph. There are some very dirty words that are forbidden to mention here, eg spelling out YH Or mentioning G - Gehennim, Cordnoy doesn't want to frighten anyone away. Although he doesn't know exactly what it is as mentioned regarding the iPhone song cordnoy wrote: 9494 wrote:
markz wrote Now those guys are fuming Yep, apparently it is pretty hot in gehennim   What da Hell is gehennim? |
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Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 01 Nov 2015 00:23 #267408
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 01 Nov 2015 01:50 #267409
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That was a short Motzei Shabbos.
No-one has posted on any of the forums for the last 2 hours. It's only me here Seems everyone's asleep already  |
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 01 Nov 2015 02:11 #267410
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markz wrote:
That was a short Motzei Shabbos. No-one has posted on any of the forums for the last 2 hours. It's only me here Seems everyone's asleep already Is that such a bad thing? It doesn't matter where we're doing it, as long as we're staying out of trouble 
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Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 07 Nov 2015 23:57 #268026
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If you're an LGBTQ or LGBTQ-questioning person and looking for someone who can understand you, feel free to reach out. I promise no judgement and to try and listen the best I can.
Email: iam24zman@gmail.com |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 08 Nov 2015 02:02 #268034
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 08 Nov 2015 02:19 #268035
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: Motzei Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (+-100 words) 15 Nov 2015 01:23 #268582
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: Motzei Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (+-100 words) 15 Nov 2015 01:57 #268590
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unanumun wrote:
03 Sep 2014 I was wondering that also. then i got to the wall of honor and i got an email about some hidden forum. My first thought was "aha that's where all the people are" then I went there and there were only about two threads and five posts so i realized that wasn't the answer. maybe all the thousand of others are still hanging out on the gyu forum and have secret passwords, and the whole business of the new forum was just to get rid of the "simple" guys This is still relevant Nov 2015... ___________________ Cordnoy wrote: 03 Sep 2014 Speakin' of sides, here is the startin' lineup for the ZZZ team! TZ at point guard Nitzy at shootin' guard Lizzy at small forward Netzach at power forward the man in the Middle....Zemmy Do we got a ZZZ coach? Lavi wrote: 03 Sep 2014 zzz??? is that like dozing to sleep??? what's the competition??? who snores the loudest??? Warning: Spoiler! |
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: Motzei Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (+-100 words) 15 Nov 2015 02:20 #268592
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: Motzei Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (+-100 words) 15 Nov 2015 05:31 #268602
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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