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TOPIC: Motzei Shabbos life - Vort, Joke, Like, Whateva... 20213 Views
Motzei Shabbos life - Vort, Joke, Like, Whateva... 22 Oct 2015 00:19 #266614
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Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 23 Oct 2015 01:19 #266683
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Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 23 Oct 2015 01:24 #266684
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 23 Oct 2015 01:48 #266685
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My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
My threads: Mikvah Night - Page 1, Page 2, Page 3, Last Page https://guardyoureyes.com/forum/1-Break-Free/210029-Tryin  Warning: Spoiler!Quote from the chevra: "Is Cordnoy truly a Treasure Island pirate from the Southern Seas?" MY POSTS ARE NOT WRITTEN AS A MODERATOR UNLESS EXPLICITLY STATED. |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 23 Oct 2015 01:55 #266686
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 23 Oct 2015 17:33 #266714
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no jokes playing on the word "motze" allowed
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Much Hatzlacha!
My Threads: Glad to be here Don't slip it hurts Lions & Tigers & Internet, Oh My! --"ולא המדרש עיקר, אלא המעשה" --"To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing." Mark Twain --"If, when you honestly want to, you find you cannot quit entirely, or if when drinking (or lusting), you have little control over the amount you take, you are probably alcoholic (or sexaholic)." AA Big Book P. 45. Parenthesis added. --You hit rock bottom when you decide to stop digging. |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 23 Oct 2015 19:17 #266720
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serenity wrote:
no jokes playing on the word "motze" allowed Also no jokes aloud about melovea malka no it's not my wife's name- it's the thing we do on motze after haveadollar Warning: Spoiler! |
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
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Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 24 Oct 2015 12:37 #266727
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Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 00:16 #266735
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Nope. Vort Joke Vort Joke post post don't stop till Motze Shabbos is done.
Each post must be less than or equal to 100 words, and we're not counting (Cordnoy may...). Keep them coming. Hey changing I was only explaining the word haveadollar. I wasn't making light of any chassidishe customs. Joke Rule No one and abolutely no one is allowed to joke about other posters on this forum until permission is granted. Humor about Markz is allowed and recommended, just fyi if you wanna joke about my aspergers I'll get my therapist to join this post and she will put you in your place Ha! (Some of you may be tempted to try this... At your own risk) 9494. It may be just you and me that are bored tonight. Everyone else has a 3 hour shiur, 1 hr gym, 2 hr melovea malka and kumzitz. Next week you can post jokes about polishers dms1234 wrote: Bigmoish A Polish guy (sorry if anyone is Polish, just thought I should stay away from blondes)... ... What? You think your wife will see?   I am WAY past my word count... ... Do spoilers count as 1 word??? |
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
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Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 00:25 #266737
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markz wrote:
Next week you can post jokes about polishers dms1234 wrote: Bigmoish A Polish guy (sorry if anyone is Polish, just thought I should stay away from blondes)... ... What? You think your wife will see? Why not this week? |
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My threads: www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/236327-Bigmoish-tries-to-be-good www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/236329-Bigmoishs-path-to-tahara "We have met the enemy and he is us" - Pogo "Expectation is the mother of frustration" - gibbor120 "Today, damn it! Today!" - cordnoy "Desiring is not a sin at all, but just a sign that you are not dead yet" - Dov "We are our own worst observer" - eslaasos's therapist WDHW!!! |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 00:30 #266739
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
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Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 01:06 #266742
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Much Hatzlacha!
My Threads: Glad to be here Don't slip it hurts Lions & Tigers & Internet, Oh My! --"ולא המדרש עיקר, אלא המעשה" --"To promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing." Mark Twain --"If, when you honestly want to, you find you cannot quit entirely, or if when drinking (or lusting), you have little control over the amount you take, you are probably alcoholic (or sexaholic)." AA Big Book P. 45. Parenthesis added. --You hit rock bottom when you decide to stop digging. |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 01:23 #266746
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My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
My threads: Mikvah Night - Page 1, Page 2, Page 3, Last Page https://guardyoureyes.com/forum/1-Break-Free/210029-Tryin Warning: Spoiler!Quote from the chevra: "Is Cordnoy truly a Treasure Island pirate from the Southern Seas?" MY POSTS ARE NOT WRITTEN AS A MODERATOR UNLESS EXPLICITLY STATED. |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 01:30 #266749
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Here's a Vort
mosherose @ theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom wrote: It says in lech lecha that Avrohom told Sorah that "now he knows that she is beautiful." Rashi brings the midrash that becuz of the tznius between them he never even saw her until he accidently saw her reflection in the water. In all the years they were married, Avrohom never even saw Sorah. If he didnt see her then he certainly didnt stam shmooze with her or go out on "married dates" with her. This is the ideal that the Torah wants. Avrohom and Sorah are the model for a yiddishe marrage. Just like Avrohom never looked at Sorah and certinly never socialized with her, so too we should strive to reach this goal with our own wifes. Halevai if any man could say that he didnt know his wife was pretty becuz he never looked at her. Ok Guys go ahead give it to him  |
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: Motze Shabbos life - Vort/Joke (100 words or less) 25 Oct 2015 01:36 #266752
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markz wrote:
Here's a Vort mosherose @ theyeshivaworld.com/coffeeroom wrote: It says in lech lecha that Avrohom told Sorah that "now he knows that she is beautiful." Rashi brings the midrash that becuz of the tznius between them he never even saw her until he accidently saw her reflection in the water. In all the years they were married, Avrohom never even saw Sorah. If he didnt see her then he certainly didnt stam shmooze with her or go out on "married dates" with her. This is the ideal that the Torah wants. Avrohom and Sorah are the model for a yiddishe marrage. Just like Avrohom never looked at Sorah and certinly never socialized with her, so too we should strive to reach this goal with our own wifes. Halevai if any man could say that he didnt know his wife was pretty becuz he never looked at her. Ok Guys go ahead give it to him What's my damn Kalashnikov? What an imbecile! Warning: Spoiler! |
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My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
My threads: Mikvah Night - Page 1, Page 2, Page 3, Last Page https://guardyoureyes.com/forum/1-Break-Free/210029-Tryin Warning: Spoiler!Quote from the chevra: "Is Cordnoy truly a Treasure Island pirate from the Southern Seas?" MY POSTS ARE NOT WRITTEN AS A MODERATOR UNLESS EXPLICITLY STATED. |