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TOPIC: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 172075 Views

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 04:19 #267525

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harav hagaon hatzadik ish kadosh vetahor ha'adir hamekubal ha'elaki moreinu verabeinu sar hatorah rabban shel kol bnei hagolah rosh senhedrin hagadol, kevod harav rav markz shlita ימים על ימי מלך תוסיף שנותיו כמו דור ודור. אור זרוע לצדיק ולישרי לב שמחה
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peloni almoni wrote:
also, this may be a good time to ask, mr markz, what is abbas a reference to?

It's REB Mark. If you knew who I am you'd be more respectful


i know who you are. youre a recovering sex addict like me. newsflash. in case you havent realized, this is a forum for sex addicts. we are fighting day by day because we have difficulty keeping our hands off our own body parts, and our eyes off other peoples'. therefore, the bigger gavra you are in the "real world", not necessarily is it the biggest kavod for you to be here blogging with the likes of me. but we do what we have to do... day 159 b"h and day 80 b"h for you.

ps - this is not absolute ... i said "not necessarily". therefore, my dear opposition party, (mom, etc.) please don't darshan to me for the contents of this post.

pps - too serious?

ppps - nu? abbas?

pppps - if i may say so myself, that is a great line about the hands and the eyes (the one i bolded).
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 04:29 #267526

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The ראשי תיבות of peloni almoni is the same as Palestinian Authority.
As they say, a joke is like a frog.
Once you dissect it, it's dead.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 04:30 #267527

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Bigmoish wrote:
The ראשי תיבות of peloni almoni is the same as Palestinian Authority.
As they say, a joke is like a frog.
Once you dissect it, it's dead.


i should have figured that out on my own. i must be getting old.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 04:35 #267528

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Bigmoish wrote:
The ראשי תיבות of peloni almoni is the same as Palestinian Authority.


now i know why fruit loops joined the opposition ... with his israeli flag...
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 19:18 #267574

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Bigmoish wrote:
The ראשי תיבות of peloni almoni is the same as Palestinian Authority.
As they say, a joke is like a frog.
Once you dissect it, it's dead.


or like anything alive. there ain't be no dissected alive ppl that i know of
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 23:05 #267584

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Shlomo24 wrote:
Bigmoish wrote:
The ראשי תיבות of peloni almoni is the same as Palestinian Authority.
As they say, a joke is like a frog.
Once you dissect it, it's dead.


or like anything alive. there ain't be no dissected alive ppl that i know of


if we dissect a truck will it die?
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 02:24 #267606

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If you dissect a big fish do you get lots of little fishies?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, that you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through...



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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 02:27 #267607

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
If you dissect a big fish do you get lots of little fishies?


very simple. look in the bottom half of the pic. the left fish no, the right fish yes.

fightback.jpg


but i meant a real truck... not a school bus on steroids ... i'm just sayin'

ps - (it was supposed to be a schtuch to a certain buck-toothed truck who thinks it can compare to cordnoys truck zt"l)
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 03 Nov 2015 02:35 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 02:32 #267608

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speaking of trucks and where you can put them ... make sure not to park in the helige rebbe rav mark's spot ...

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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 03 Nov 2015 02:36 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 02:55 #267609

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ענינא דיומא
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 03:22 #267611

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You made my day with all those compliments and mesayin sayin' I can replace cordnoy

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 03:38 #267618

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peloni almoni wrote:
markz wrote:
This is not the "Just having fun section". And by the way unanumun I can do with Cordnoy more for the next 10 days. After that I might join him on his cruise catching Swedish fish


for clarification:

guardyoureyes.com/forum/23-Just-Having-Fun/261537-FREE-HARDCORE-CORNOGRAPHY?limit=15&start=45/267502#267502


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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 03:42 #267619

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markz wrote:
P E L O N I A L M O N I
You made my day with all those compliments


yehi ratzon that one day you should deserve them
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 03:49 #267622

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I dissected a toucan and I got this:

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, that you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through...



My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 03 Nov 2015 03:56 #267624

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
I dissected a toucan and I got this:

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


pure genius. once again.
but when i dissected a toucan, i got this:
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
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