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TOPIC: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 37364 Views

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 24 Apr 2025 18:12 #434969

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iwantlife wrote on 24 Apr 2025 15:07:

ish migrodno wrote on 24 Apr 2025 05:59:

"shechina yotzei mitoch gerono"

Totally read that as "shechina yotzei mitoch grodno"..

FLIP!! You frikkin beat me to it!

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 25 Apr 2025 19:49 #435018

ish migrodno Current streak: 1616 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 544 Karma: 36	My erev Shabbos grouch involves doing a certain chesed...which provides you a forbidden glimpse...which then leaves you stuck...until MSY saves your day. I would also make a very special grouch shout-out to auto predict which insists that chesed must be replaced by the word chewed and pesach by the word peach. Thank you for listening so patiently to your daily dose of Grodnian diatribe
	ה׳ עמך גבור החיל! [שופטים ו׳ יב׳] Perhaps you can find chizuk from my thread at guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/356161-Intro Feel free to reach out to me at jackz90dys@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 25 Apr 2025 20:21 #435020

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ish migrodno wrote on 25 Apr 2025 19:49:

My erev Shabbos grouch involves doing a certain chesed...which provides you a forbidden glimpse...which then leaves you stuck...until MSY saves your day.

I would also make a very special grouch shout-out to auto predict which insists that chesed must be replaced by the word chewed and pesach by the word peach.

Thank you for listening so patiently to your daily dose of Grodnian diatribe

Since when is this a daily occurrence?

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 25 Apr 2025 21:53 #435021

ish migrodno Current streak: 1616 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 544 Karma: 36	I just discovered this safe haven. Pretty sure it was designed with me in mind so I don't plan on leaving anytime soon. Are the ivory tower folk / seasoned veterans - OK with foreigners like me sticking' around? Does this clique deport, etc.?
	ה׳ עמך גבור החיל! [שופטים ו׳ יב׳] Perhaps you can find chizuk from my thread at guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/356161-Intro Feel free to reach out to me at jackz90dys@gmail.com

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 25 Apr 2025 22:59 #435023

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I don't think I'll have access to the site often for the next bit.

So I went to TAG to get the app on my phone. Got the app. Needed a website allowed. Eventually worked up the nerve to go back and have the guy allow the website.

Of course he saw what website it was. And of course when he allowed the site it loaded up my 3 circles plan on the frontpage which says just the most explicit and personal stuff. Whatever.

The grouch is that after all that it turns out the forum section of the app uses a different URL than the F2F section (app.guardyoureyes v. guardyoureyes) and I only got the webpage for the F2F allowed. All that for nothing.

Actually, here's the real grouch. The warm and heartfelt "Hatzlacha!!" the guy gave me as I was leaving. Blech.