iwantlife wrote on 24 Apr 2025 15:07:

FLIP!! You frikkin beat me to it!

My erev Shabbos grouch involves doing a certain chesed...which provides you a forbidden glimpse...which then leaves you stuck...until MSY saves your day. 



I would also make a very special grouch shout-out to auto predict which insists that chesed must be replaced by the word chewed and pesach by the word peach.



Thank you for listening so patiently to your daily dose of Grodnian diatribe

ish migrodno wrote on 25 Apr 2025 19:49:

Since when is this a daily occurrence?

I just discovered this safe haven.
Pretty sure it was designed with me in mind so I don't plan on leaving anytime soon.
Are the ivory tower folk / seasoned veterans -  OK with foreigners like me sticking' around?
Does this clique deport, etc.?

I don't think I'll have access to the site often for the next bit.

So I went to TAG to get the app on my phone. Got the app. Needed a website allowed. Eventually worked up the nerve to go back and have the guy allow the website.

Of course he saw what website it was. And of course when he allowed the site it loaded up my 3 circles plan on the frontpage which says just the most explicit and personal stuff. Whatever.

The grouch is that after all that it turns out the forum section of the app uses a different URL than the F2F section (app.guardyoureyes v. guardyoureyes) and I only got the webpage for the F2F allowed. All that for nothing.

Actually, here's the real grouch. The warm and heartfelt "Hatzlacha!!" the guy gave me as I was leaving. Blech.

chosemyshem wrote on 25 Apr 2025 22:59:

Until you show your face daily at SA meetings and admit publicly every perverted thought and thing you ever did I have no pity. Sorry

Anyone else toatally pissed off at Ron Weasley for being such a prat? Cause I'm ready to strangle that stupid goofball.

azivashacheit101 wrote on 26 Apr 2025 21:05:

Once we’re in that sugya, how’s about the main schmendrick himself- Harry Potter?

 I mean come on. He’s supposed to be the hero. The amount of times he’s utterly retired on his smart and capable friends (excluding, of course, RW) and everything just happens to work out?

 I can go on and on, but stuff.

azivashacheit101 wrote on 26 Apr 2025 20:59:

Not maskim. The guy at TAG gave me a "Hatzlacha" once when I explained to him that they need to recategorize 7 sites because they have loopholes... That "Hatzlacha" sucks more than every fault admitted in SA with brothers who understand and care.

But... I've no sympathy either... LISHMA - Because it's the Grouchery!!!

tzitzis dude wrote on 27 Apr 2025 01:25:

you mean like in book 3 where he's dead but saves himself postmortom and is only able to save himself in the first place because he knew that he saved himself, I mean why can't every dead guy pull that off and what starts the process of using the time thing in the first place???? 

wait wait wait one sec! Hang on a minute! 
I know this is The Grouchery (TM) and we are all welcome to come here and complain on our boring and fun lives an all that stuff. 
But, there are some things that are holy sacred even, and we cannot just say whatever we want. We need to show SOME respect to humanity! 

Badmouthing Harry Bloody Potter?!?!?! WHAT?????? Ronald Weasly!! I cant even. Merlins Beard................

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

chancyhk wrote on 28 Apr 2025 17:24:

Hoo, boy. You asked for it. 
Lucky for you, my last response got deleted and I lack the time right now to elaborate. 

Prepare thyself for some good stuff.

chancyhk wrote on 28 Apr 2025 17:24:

You were caught hook & sinker. Thanks for the grouch