Hello PA. I would like to add this corny joke.
If you don't like it, I will remove it if I am able to.

Riddle 
My thanks to D.M  for the following
Q: What’s a good name for a Chinese Rabbi? 
A: Ben Ching

now this is funny and terrible.
 

PA, your last 2 (3?) posts here were toilet related jokes.

What are you trying to say?


 

Try whole wheat Matzah 

serenity wrote on 25 Apr 2016 02:29:


Now you tell us????????????

Ohio toddler found stuck in toilet while mom shopped at Walmart

BY TRIBUNE MEDIA WIRE

CANTON, Ohio — Two people in Ohio are facing charges after their 20-month-old son was found stuck in a toilet after being left home alone.

Police were called to an apartment on Kingston Drive Southeast in Canton on Thursday after neighbors reported hearing a child crying for more than 30 minutes, according to WJW.

A maintenance worker building complex allowed police inside the apartment where they found the 20-month-old boy stuck in a toilet. The child was home alone at the time, according to police. Officers freed the boy from the toilet and notified Child Protective Services.

Officers also located three marijuana plants inside the home.

The child’s mother... was found two hours later walking up to the apartment complex while carrying Walmart bags.  Investigators believe she left the child alone and went to Walmart.

Mom told police her sister was supposed to be babysitting the child but she could not provide police her sister’s last name, according to The Independent.

Mom and Pop, were each charged with child endangering and marijuana cultivation.

markz wrote on 25 Apr 2016 02:34:

Ok, how stoned do you have to  be in order to forget your sister's last name?

In other news, weed is officially kosher l'pesach. There's a pic of it being shown to R' Chaim Kanievsky

As mentioned previously, this style of humor is not appreciated by the softcore community at large, and should be discarded or flushed


In other news
"PLEASE DO NOT THROW PAPER TOWELS INTO THE TOILET"

Can they be placed gently, one at a time?

http://www.theyeshivaworld.com/news/headlines-breaking-stories/409854/video-pesach-psak-halacha-for-medical-cannabis-marijuana-from-bnei-brak-rav-chaim-kanievsky-says-amen-to-bracha-on-marijuana.html

I was about to drink from Eliyahu's Cup. What can he do to me already?
But then I remembered what happened when I sat down on his chair...

peloni almoni wrote on 27 Oct 2015 02:23:


 

Bloomberg Limits Seder Portions


NEW YORK - Following his recent ban on soda containers over 16 ounces,
Mayor Michael Bloomberg has announced that he now intends to place
similar limits on wine and matzo consumption at Passover seders.

"Everyone knows that Jews struggle with obesity," the mayor declared
at a news conference yesterday at Gracie Mansion, "so why aggravate the problem by drinking four whole cups of wine and eating three large sheets of matzo at a single meal?"

Noting that the Passover foods are a Jewish tradition dating back thousands of years, the mayor said, "That may be so, but look at the health problems they create. You eat all that unleavened bread, and your system is bound to get backed up. It's no wonder Moses was pleading, 'Let my people go.' "

Bloomberg added, "No one needs that much wine at a meal, either."

In a surprising display of erudition in Jewish law, the mayor said he was familiar with, and opposed to, the adherence to the strictest requirements encouraged by some Torah sages.

"If you intend to adhere to the shiurim of the Chazzon Ish, or even Rabbi Moses Feinstein, take your Seder out of the City," said a defiant Bloomberg.

He outlined his restrictions as follows:

For the drinking of the four cups - "3.3. oz. will be the maximum
permitted under New York City law. You may think 5.3 ounces is a
saintly amount to drink for each of your 4 cups, but it is overly
burdensome on the NYPD when they have to haul your machmir
tuchus off to detox.

For the Eating of Matzoh - "No more than the size of 1/3 of an egg, measured by weight and not volume. You will be subject to citation or arrest if you feel the need to stuff half of a 'Talmudic' egg in your mouth and choking on your high halachic standards."

The Mayor then left the press conference angrily, turning only to add,
"Next year in Jerusalem. IF you can fit on the plane!"

Several Jewish organizations have already filed lawsuits in Brooklyn
courts, claiming that the mayor's new proposal infringes upon their religious rights. Rabbi Chaim Dovid Zwieback, legal counsel Agood Israel and author of the book When Abbada Things Happen
to Agooda People, said, "Instead of downsizing seder foods,
the mayor should be increasing them, like donating his nuts to
make more charoses"

markz wrote on 26 Apr 2016 22:07:

nice
except that a kazayis of matza by weight (28 grams) is significantly more than a kazayis of matza by volume. and the smallest shiur of a reviis min hadin is 2.9 oz. but i dont expect mark bloomberg to know that.

I lost my sefer for the moment, but I think the following:

The chazon ish's shiur is 18 rabbinical or   25 or 26 biblical.
Reb Chaim Na'ah is 9.5 or 15.