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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Apr 2016 03:05 #283699

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All this distraction about profiles and fights and karmas... Nuuuu????
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"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Apr 2016 03:05 #283700

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peloni almoni wrote on 06 Apr 2016 01:54:


 "you know you are gonna get hell for it"
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Apr 2016 03:08 #283702

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He's gettin hell and he hasn't even posted it yet. 
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

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"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Apr 2016 03:13 #283704

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote on 06 Apr 2016 03:08:
He's gettin hell and he hasn't even posted it yet. 

Ya think they have karmas and profile views down there? Markz may be able to hack me outa there.
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STORY TIME :)

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Apr 2016 04:18 #283724

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peloni almoni wrote on 06 Apr 2016 02:31:

markz wrote on 06 Apr 2016 02:04:

peloni almoni wrote:
143?
140 of them are probably me.

How many now?

200!
seriously? now you're screwing with my profile views?!
why not use your computer hacking talents for something funny (knock cordnoy's karma into the negatives instantly or something - that would be hilarious)

I already did that once.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Apr 2016 04:21 #283727

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PA, here's my advice.  It's actually a motto I live by, and it has special significance in my life, but that's a story for another day... I'm sharing it with you in this momentous occasion hoping that it can provide you with the wisdom that you need for this difficult time. OK, here goes..  
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Apr 2016 00:53 #283853

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peloni almoni wrote on 06 Apr 2016 01:34:

markz wrote on 06 Apr 2016 00:58:

peloni almoni wrote:
title switched back. please do not screw with my thread.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Ok brother - I changed mine at top of pg 24, does it pass?

mark, you know that feeling when you have the perfect thing to post, but you know you are gonna get hell for it from the community
and you have been fighting with yourself for days not to post it, and you are distracting yourself with other things...


but you are


slowly



losing


the fight


arrrrrrghhhhhh!!!! it's so hard.


ahem, anyway, so if i post it, will you see to it that my karma's remain balanced at their current 30? thanks in advance.



(ps - i promise you will approve of the post)

I think this is what your frustration felt like
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Apr 2016 02:38 #283866

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Maybe he already posted and we all missed it..

Pre Pesach humor
Subject: THE ULTIMATE PESACH CLEANING TIP
  
pesachcleaner.png
 

1.. Open a new file in your PC.  

2.. Name it "Chometz."

3.. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN. 

4.. Empty the RECYCLE BIN.

5.. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Chometz permanently?"

6.. Calmly answer, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly......

7.. Feel better?

Works every time!
Last Edit: 07 Apr 2016 02:41 by thanks613.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Apr 2016 05:56 #283876

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Over-Serious Anonymous12-Step Program
1. We admitted that we were powerless over seriousness -- that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that only by lightening up could we achieve a state of non-seriousness. 3. Made a decision to turn our constant self-criticism over to our sense of humor and learn to "lovingly and wholeheartedly" laugh at ourselves. 4. Decided to give ourselves a break once in a while, instead of constantly doing searching and fearless moral inventories of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being that our wrongs were often in our heads. 6. Were entirely ready to accept that our characters were as good as anybody else's and possibly better than most. 7. Quit harping on our shortcomings. 8. Made of list of all persons we thought we had harmed and saw that they'd forgotten all the crap we'd blown out of proportion. 9. Quit making amends for breathing air and taking up a few square feet of the planet's surface. 10. Resigned ourselves to the fact we were going to criticize ourselves at times, but would try to stick to our guns when we knew we were right. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to calm down and realize we're not responsible for everything. 12. Having experienced immense relief from these steps, we would try to carry this message to other over-serious people and to practice these principles in all of our affairs
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Apr 2016 10:52 #283882

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Nice! Where's the nearest meeting? Maybe we should have a daily conference call?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Apr 2016 15:48 #283901

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Shlomo24 wrote on 07 Apr 2016 05:56:
Over-Serious Anonymous12-Step Program
1. We admitted that we were powerless over seriousness -- that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that only by lightening up could we achieve a state of non-seriousness. 3. Made a decision to turn our constant self-criticism over to our sense of humor and learn to "lovingly and wholeheartedly" laugh at ourselves. 4. Decided to give ourselves a break once in a while, instead of constantly doing searching and fearless moral inventories of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being that our wrongs were often in our heads. 6. Were entirely ready to accept that our characters were as good as anybody else's and possibly better than most. 7. Quit harping on our shortcomings. 8. Made of list of all persons we thought we had harmed and saw that they'd forgotten all the crap we'd blown out of proportion. 9. Quit making amends for breathing air and taking up a few square feet of the planet's surface. 10. Resigned ourselves to the fact we were going to criticize ourselves at times, but would try to stick to our guns when we knew we were right. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to calm down and realize we're not responsible for everything. 12. Having experienced immense relief from these steps, we would try to carry this message to other over-serious people and to practice these principles in all of our affairs

Awesome Shlomo! I love it! Some things mean more when then come from the right guy.
BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
Yirai's Memories
STORY TIME :)

Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

FSKOT! (Fell Shmell--Keep on Trucking) (The Rebba R' Bards)

613stillgoing@gmail.com

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Apr 2016 17:02 #283909

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote on 07 Apr 2016 10:52:
Nice! Where's the nearest meeting? Maybe we should have a daily conference call?

Maskim.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Apr 2016 17:03 #283910

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stillgoing wrote on 07 Apr 2016 15:48:

Shlomo24 wrote on 07 Apr 2016 05:56:
Over-Serious Anonymous12-Step Program
1. We admitted that we were powerless over seriousness -- that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that only by lightening up could we achieve a state of non-seriousness. 3. Made a decision to turn our constant self-criticism over to our sense of humor and learn to "lovingly and wholeheartedly" laugh at ourselves. 4. Decided to give ourselves a break once in a while, instead of constantly doing searching and fearless moral inventories of ourselves. 5. Admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being that our wrongs were often in our heads. 6. Were entirely ready to accept that our characters were as good as anybody else's and possibly better than most. 7. Quit harping on our shortcomings. 8. Made of list of all persons we thought we had harmed and saw that they'd forgotten all the crap we'd blown out of proportion. 9. Quit making amends for breathing air and taking up a few square feet of the planet's surface. 10. Resigned ourselves to the fact we were going to criticize ourselves at times, but would try to stick to our guns when we knew we were right. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to calm down and realize we're not responsible for everything. 12. Having experienced immense relief from these steps, we would try to carry this message to other over-serious people and to practice these principles in all of our affairs

Awesome Shlomo! I love it! Some things mean more when then come from the right guy.

Awwww, gee thanks. A guy read it at a meeting.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Apr 2016 01:12 #283940

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i thank you for choosing my thread.
and i thank you for being that "someone" for me.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Apr 2016 03:42 #283965

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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
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