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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 24 Jan 2016 05:11 #275289

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 25 Jan 2016 02:52 #275381

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Subject: You speak good English? People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world. How cute!

In a cemetery PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES

At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 25 Jan 2016 22:01 #275433

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:

Gevura, You really gotta stop posting pictures where I can actually see you in the drivers seat.

BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
Yirai's Memories
STORY TIME :)

Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

FSKOT! (Fell Shmell--Keep on Trucking) (The Rebba R' Bards)

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 25 Jan 2016 22:18 #275435

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stillgoing wrote:

Gevura Shebyesod wrote:

Gevura, You really gotta stop posting pictures where I can actually see you in the drivers seat.

and below, you see him lookin' real sharp!

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 26 Jan 2016 03:26 #275456

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markz wrote:

Part 2

Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASE

On an Athi River highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

From the "Soviet Weekly": THERE WILL BE A MOSCOW EXHIBITION OF ARTS BY 15,000 SOVIET REPUBLIC PAINTERS AND SCULPTORS. THESE WERE EXECUTED OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Jan 2016 02:46 #275903

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Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.

Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

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Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 31 Jan 2016 04:34 #276013

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A couple of hunters are out in the woods of North Carolina
when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
his head. His friend whips out his cell phone, calls 911, and
gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy.
I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."
....There is a silence, ... then a shot is heard. The voice comes
back on the line, "OK, now what?"

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 05 Feb 2016 13:49 #276791

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8258 Karma: 428	peloni almoni wrote: i hear during holidays he offers an extra special deal Warning: Spoiler! he takes an extra ten percent off as long as he doesn't use a blunt blade cuz that would really be a rip-off When a baby truck is born, this is what happens on the Eight Day Keep Back 300 Ft BRIS KODESH
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Feb 2016 04:00 #277157

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8258 Karma: 428	Wanna know what my towing looked like before gye? Im ashamed to say.... But... Here goes
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 10 Feb 2016 01:57 #277300

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8258 Karma: 428	peloni almoni wrote on Unknown: WELCOME TO GYE RECOVERY THROUGH HUMOR #what_works_for_me check out my blog: guardyoureyes.com/forum/23-Just-Having-Fun/261537-FREE-HARDCORE-CORNOGRAPHY here of course - but where are you If you need RECOVERY THROUGH HUMOR How are you survivin' now??
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 21 Feb 2016 15:38 #278567

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8258 Karma: 428	Cord' is this you DWI? Someone stole your truck?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 21 Feb 2016 21:57 #278649

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Always important to keep in mind where the center of gravity is.

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 25 Feb 2016 22:32 #279297

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peloni almoni wrote on 11 Nov 2015 19:45:

markz wrote:

I have left for more tranquil waters, although now I need a gabait to translate for siri.

BREAKING NEWS (what you've been waiting for!!!

)

This may also be my last post FOREVER as explained HERE, as soon as the.guard arises and bans me from posting ever ever again - boo hoo, so just in case - I will miss you

and wish you all the cereals and amphibians and 18 wheelers
B
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and i say good riddance

Mr. PA, I don't say good riddance, Mark is welcome to have fun on here, even the.guard (guardy) bans him.

I am not a therapist offering advice. I am merely a concerned poster and Friend.. You can do it. KOT.

Please chat me anytime. I'm all ears. Thank You
Thank you... Shmuly

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Feb 2016 00:55 #279588

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8258 Karma: 428	Shlomo24 wrote: In my experience once the "pink cloud" of sobriety dissipated I went through a little rough patch, but then I found true serenity. We lost serenity
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 04 Mar 2016 01:38 #280193

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The.guard wrote:

This board is for non-addiction related threads, where members exchange jokes, have fun - and drink Lechayim Together!

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock 5 years ago,
it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $5.30
of the original $1000.00 With Worldcom, you would have less than
$2.00 left.

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser beer, not the stock,
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.
My current investment advice is to drink heavily and be sure to
recycle

Got it?

For any other financial related questions please feel free to email me - hic

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