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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 18 Aug 2015 23:26 #262162

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Aug 2015 00:38 #262168

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Aug 2015 01:12 #262171

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Years ago someone wrote a letter (in all seriousness) to the Jewish Observer complaining that they had ads for Empire Chicken and Haolam Cheese on facing pages and when you close the magazine they touch each other...
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Aug 2015 01:23 #262173

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Aug 2015 03:01 #262180

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
Years ago someone wrote a letter (in all seriousness) to the Jewish Observer complaining that they had ads for Empire Chicken and Haolam Cheese on facing pages and when you close the magazine they touch each other...


I once wrote to a magazine that will be left nameless with a similar issue; there was a picture of a man on one page and a woman on the opposite page, and when you close the magazine, ahem, and the lights go out......

I will save their response for a different time.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 27 Oct 2015 02:23 #266953

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So on Pesach, this Jewish guy takes his lunch to eat outside in the park. He sits down on a bench and begins to eat.
A little while later a blind man comes and sits down next to him. Feeling kind, the Jewish guy passes a matzo to the blind man. The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this sh**?" 
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 27 Oct 2015 11:22 #266976

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peloni almoni wrote:
So on Pesach, this Jewish guy takes his lunch to eat outside in the park. He sits down on a bench and begins to eat.
A little while later a blind man comes and sits down next to him. Feeling kind, the Jewish guy passes a matzo to the blind man. The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this sh**?" 

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 27 Oct 2015 16:49 #266998

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markz wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
So on Pesach, this Jewish guy takes his lunch to eat outside in the park. He sits down on a bench and begins to eat.
A little while later a blind man comes and sits down next to him. Feeling kind, the Jewish guy passes a matzo to the blind man. The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, "Who wrote this sh**?" 

PLA you're always thinking about eating
In case you aren't subscribed to the emails, or you don't have a Seder Kavua to read them, your eating yetzer hara avatar image was featured there.
So please tell us what does the YH taste like?
And what does it do to your stomach?




peloni almoni wrote:
Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
Scientists have confirmed that this rare marine species is known as a...

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yup... and eating too much may just make you...

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(which is really not so bad if you think about it...)
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 28 Oct 2015 03:40 #267050

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i hear during holidays he offers an extra special deal
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 28 Oct 2015 03:43 #267051

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peloni almoni wrote:
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i hear during holidays he offers an extra special deal
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as long as he doesn't use a blunt blade cuz that would really be a rip-off
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 28 Oct 2015 10:38 #267059

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peloni almoni wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
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i hear during holidays he offers an extra special deal
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as long as he doesn't use a blunt blade cuz that would really be a rip-off


Why's the mohel smiling?

Cos he said
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Oct 2015 00:23 #267132

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markz wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
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i hear during holidays he offers an extra special deal
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!



as long as he doesn't use a blunt blade cuz that would really be a rip-off


Why's the mohel smiling?

Cos he said
ויקרא שמו בישראל and the father replied
Peloni Almoni


come on now, we both know the mohel never gets krias shem. that would be ...

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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Oct 2015 02:03 #267141

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may come in handy.

also:
1. what does a bribe go for these days?
2. gee thanks. the last cop also let me off with just a warning.
3. if you are just picking on me because of vent up frustration since you are a pre-recovery sex addict, how about trying GYE? (unless of course he is a goy. al ze ne'emar:
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)
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Oct 2015 02:57 #267154

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reb markz - i put a special post for you 2 posts ago.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Oct 2015 03:04 #267155

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peloni almoni wrote:
reb markz - i put a special post for you 2 posts ago.

Sorry I firmly believe in the moto "KOT and don't look back"
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