I thought you're allowed as long as it's with a stick and not Derech Chiba.

You know you've been spending too much time on-line if...
1-You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
2-You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3-You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
4-You start using smileys in your snail mail.
5-You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
6-You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
7-You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
8-You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
9-You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
10-You tell the cab driver you live at 1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html
11-You start tilting your head sideways to smile

i wanted to be meorer about an unbelievable kilkul on this forum- the tendency of some of the p'rutzim here to call themselves by goyishe names, R"L.
what ever happened to 'shelo shinu es sh'moseihem?" they zicher never heard of this, or simply don't care. Or both, probabaly.
Not only they are shakua betaava; they give themsleves false idnetities (!!!!) related to goyim. No question they are just trying to imitate the film stars (not that i have any clue about what those are, you know).
the one who was magdil b'chet is one by the name of Kevin Pond. a name that emits so much tumah. He should be kicked out of this forum, before his hashpa'a on the youngsters gets out of control, lo aleinu.

With such a name, he may end up going to a Li*a conc*rt in Mia*i, chalila (please excuse the nibul peh)

;)Ezra HaMeorer

Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."

stillgoing wrote:

i don't get it.

peloni almoni wrote:

Nor do I 

it was like "hey guys Adar is over"

more likely it's revenge for the thing I posted on the chill thread which wasn't funny :-)

By the time i finish explaining the poor joke, it really Won't be funny.