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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 07 Oct 2020 16:15 #355876

tzitzis dude wrote on 07 Oct 2020 03:54:
I’ve seen this one with myself and everyone around me...
Getting the orange juice passed to me, and just having to shake it- even though I still see the froth from the previous shaking from all of 5 seconds ago

i love doing this when the guy before me didnt close the bottle well...

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 07 Oct 2020 17:35 #355877

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 07 Oct 2020 19:01 #355882

Looked down at my hands holding lulav and esrog today during Hallel and realized that my Tefillin were still on...

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 13 Oct 2020 02:30 #356047

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 13 Oct 2020 14:01 #356074

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Markz wrote on 13 Oct 2020 02:30:
Ending the day with the sad realization the mask was inside out all along...

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 Oct 2020 04:43 #356227

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Anybody ever start davening maariv with a minyan and then realize during shema that you already davened? It gets pretty awkward pretty fast...
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 17 Jan 2021 16:54 #361446

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I once told a non frum coworker Mazel tov because I thought she just came back from having a baby. It turns out it was the wrong person. Not only that,she thought I was saying Mazel tov because I thought she was pregnant. She said no, I just put on a some weight and she looked very embarrassed. Her embarrassment paled in comparison to mine!!

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 02 Feb 2021 02:01 #362516

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Just wondering,how many people have clicked on the spouses board on here? Just to see if it works! Cmon admit it! Ok,you don't have to admit it but we all know you did.

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 02 Feb 2021 02:31 #362520

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When the gabai shouts "Kohen?" you don't move because you don't want to run up there at the same time as the other Kohen and have to awkwardly walk back but then when the gabai says "Ein kan kohen" all of a sudden you remeber your yichus!
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 02 Feb 2021 03:02 #362522

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BHYY wrote on 02 Feb 2021 02:31:
When the gabai shouts "Kohen?" you don't move because you don't want to run up there at the same time as the other Kohen and have to awkwardly walk back but then when the gabai says "Ein kan kohen" all of a sudden you remeber your yichus!

I am a Levi so I certainly can relate to the same idea!

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 02 Feb 2021 13:09 #362546

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Wow. With everyone identifying themselves this forum is becoming not so anonymous

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 22 Feb 2021 21:06 #363980

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Dead giveaway.
I always thought you were a Roman Catholic.

Silly me...
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Last Edit: 22 Feb 2021 21:07 by oivedelokim.

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Feb 2021 16:09 #364060

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Put on our tallis and start davening Shacharis without teffilin.
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Feb 2021 20:02 #364080

Hakolhevel wrote on 23 Feb 2021 16:09:
Put on our tallis and start davening Shacharis without teffilin.

That reminds me of one that I do on occasion. If I am a bit spaced out on Shabbos morning, I will put my tallis on, move the tallis to one shoulder, take my suit jacket off of my tefillin arm, and then realize...

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Feb 2021 22:02 #364086

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Walk to shul when I first got married and realize that I forgot my Tallis at my in-laws' house and go back to get it
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