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Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 22:10 #319923

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Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 22:36 #319926

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8259 Karma: 428	I thought he was done with the puns but he's stillgoing
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Re: Pun Intended 07 Sep 2017 19:29 #319968

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Re: Pun Intended 07 Sep 2017 19:31 #319969

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Re: Pun Intended 07 Sep 2017 19:34 #319970

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The point of this thread is not to be an ahzis punim but to be mekabel everyone bsaiver punim yufois. Lekayem mah shenemar, Kamayim punim l'punim kein leiv hu'udum l'udum.

Re: Pun Intended 26 Sep 2017 14:42 #320603

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what happened to the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

He was up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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Re: Pun Intended 26 Sep 2017 14:46 #320604

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a cylinder had a radius of z and a height of a, what was inside

pi*z*z*a

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Re: Pun Intended 29 Nov 2017 12:25 #323082

bearing Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 11 Karma: 0	I started reading addictonary and just couldn't stop.

Re: Pun Intended 29 Nov 2017 16:47 #323085

stillgoing OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1700 Karma: 157	I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure...
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Re: Pun Intended 29 Nov 2017 21:06 #323096

bearing Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 11 Karma: 0	Then I realized it's addictionary and knew I had to stop. But couldn't stop myself, so I came here to be aided. (The rest isn't punny and belongs on another fotum,)

Re: Pun Intended 03 Dec 2017 22:29 #323246

bearing Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Fresh Boarder Posts: 11 Karma: 0	"Hishomer lecho (pen) [PUN] yifteh levavchem" Free translation: Take great care (lest) [lust, the PUN] will distract my heart from you.
	Last Edit: 03 Dec 2017 22:33 by bearing.