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Pun Intended 30 Aug 2017 15:39 #319530

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This one just came to me.  I can't beleive this topic has not been started yet.  I will start with the first one and lets see where it goes from here.

I'm not a big fan of taphsic, but some people swear by it

Re: Pun Intended 30 Aug 2017 15:58 #319535

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I tried making ten good puns,
But no pun in ten did.
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Re: Pun Intended 30 Aug 2017 16:51 #319538

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Re: Pun Intended 30 Aug 2017 20:43 #319551

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Great site!

I'm just mesayin'
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Re: Pun Intended 31 Aug 2017 02:09 #319562

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They're coming down thick and fast. It's a punderstorm!
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Re: Pun Intended 31 Aug 2017 14:46 #319576

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This has totally spun out of control.
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Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up.

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Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 11:00 #319867

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What do you call messing up your fractions? An Infraction!

Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 14:34 #319883

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Nice Punguin you got there.
My thread/My story

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Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up.

Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly.

Feel free to contact me anytime through private message or chat.

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Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 21:27 #319916

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Quite a pungent sense of humor, we got here.
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Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 21:42 #319917

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When you've lost Access to Microsoft Office, go Out looking:
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Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 21:52 #319918

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 Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.
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Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 21:56 #319919

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 A good pun is its own reword.
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Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

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Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 21:56 #319920

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Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.
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Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

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Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 21:57 #319921

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A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.
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Re: Pun Intended 06 Sep 2017 22:02 #319922

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ok, I don't want to flood the punlines, but I need to post this one in honor of our favorite mod.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines. 
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