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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 03 Feb 2016 16:09 #276479

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8226 Karma: 426	[quote="the.guard" post=276476 date="]I tested a bad word and it removed it.[/quote] Im curious what 4 letter it was........ "hope"?
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 04 Feb 2016 04:59 #276575

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cordnoy wrote:

I would but I cant access GYE while climbing

I access GYE only while I'm climbin'; while I'm fallin', I stay da Hell away!

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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 04 Feb 2016 05:05 #276576

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markz wrote on Unknown:

cordnoy wrote:

I would but I cant access GYE while climbing

I access GYE only while I'm climbin'; while I'm fallin', I stay da Hell away!

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[/quote]
Where da Hell are half of those guys?

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Last Edit: 04 Feb 2016 05:06 by cordnoy.

Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 04 Feb 2016 05:06 #276577

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8226 Karma: 426	For the latest dirty jokes I'm making an exception and inviting you to please visit the public chat for a lechaim and more
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 04 Feb 2016 05:09 #276578

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markz wrote on Unknown:

For the latest dirty jokes I'm making an exception and inviting you to please visit the public chat for a lechaim and more

Thanks, but we bottoms upped.

Is anyone gonna tell me where the spoiler button went?
Where is the insert image?
Am i missin' somethin'?
Do I need to clear a cache?

Thanks

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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 04 Feb 2016 05:19 #276581

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8226 Karma: 426	You're on your phone? Spoilers are gone unless you put source code under quick reply Quick reply has no "add file" for image upload
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 04 Feb 2016 05:22 #276583

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markz wrote on Unknown:

You're on your phone?
Spoilers are gone unless you put source code under quick reply

Quick reply has no "add file" for image upload

no; I'm on PC.

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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 08 Feb 2016 03:37 #277021

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Yesod wrote
"I'm putting my karma up on ebay"
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Hey Yesod,

Take a deep breath... It's gonna be ok

I assume you benefited the services of purchasing all your dirty stuff (pics vids games clothes toys weapons and more) via eBay

Then when you joined gye, you partook a second take by selling all your [DIRTY WORDS REMOVED] stuff on ebay

Its full of all your [D.W.R.].

Please do not put any heilige matters in that Site EVER

OK now let's get to business

How about you put up your Karma for sale on gye?

You wanna do an 'auction', or a 'buy it now' thing?

Im most curious where in NY this will be shipping from

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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 08 Feb 2016 04:01 #277026

Yesod OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 827 Karma: 79	I am not selling on GYE, this is the only place people dont give a Da%$ about karma, so i'll make nothing. Unless Cords buys it, he'll probably donate it to a homeless shelter

Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 08 Feb 2016 04:09 #277027

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8226 Karma: 426	That last post was the first good dirty joke ever posted on gye clap clap clap Yesod wrote "Mark, If the market gets flooded and I sell for beans, I am taking you to task" Yesod, taking me to task means getting in the ring with me? I like you and really don't want you to have to go thru another 2 weeks of rehab
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 08 Feb 2016 04:33 #277028

Yesod OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 827 Karma: 79	Ill minus all your karma and then you'll just have to pay for your flights to Hawaii like regular folks.

Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 16 Feb 2016 17:38 #278076

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Bigmoish wrote:

My addict brain would say to use her phone to go onto a website she would definitely NOT want... and just leave it for her to discover and try to figure out (who) was using it.
The other brain (didn't even realize I had one) says that this plan is guaranteed to backfire in a million ways...

Guys I've been out of it too long - any suggestions for a good shocking website...

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Last Edit: 18 Feb 2016 01:39 by Markz.

Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 18 Feb 2016 13:52 #278315

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8226 Karma: 426	Thing is do you already know a good therapist ....in israel There's a few in Gaza that give simple sobriety advice and it takes about 30 seconds to implement k a BOOM!!!!! But then come the 70 virgins... so I think this proves that addiction actually doesn't die with death, sorry :-(
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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 23 Feb 2016 04:29 #278849

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Re: Dirty Jokes - - see first post 29 Feb 2016 00:59 #279590

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markz wrote:

Thing is do you already know a good therapist ....in israel

There's a few in Gaza that give simple sobriety advice and it takes about 30 seconds to implement

k
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BOOM!!!!!

But then come the 70 virgins... so I think this proves that addiction actually doesn't die with death, sorry :-(

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly
gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack
the nation I helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in
the face.

Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans'
liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose.

James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal
government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on
Osama's knee.

Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James
Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and
America.
As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him
back toward the gate where he is to be judged.

As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams
"this is not what I was promised!"

An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you.
What did you think I said?"

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