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Re: Cornography coming in to my head during tefilla 06 Nov 2015 05:11 #267967

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:

Okay, here is a really disturbing problem I am having repeatedly. And I am wondering if anyone else is having the same problem. Brace yourself, it sounds really weird, but it is true.

So, specifically during Krias Shema, my mind almost immediately brings up silly jokes that I have heard in the past....

That's because you say She Shem Shema like a Na Nach - it is funny!

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Nov 2015 05:15 #267968

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Nov 2015 18:22 #267992

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Nov 2015 18:48 #267997

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Nov 2015 19:20 #268004

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	Shlomo24 wrote: WOW! i love this thread guys. kudos mark Before I get swallowed alive by the fish I will remind you and NEVER FORGET it's the rabbi in the sombrero that created this thread. Btw If we had to vote - in my opinion the most hilarious line was this Yesod wrote: What in Lords name is going on in this place
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Nov 2015 19:54 #268010

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markz wrote:

Before I get swallowed alive by the fish

Accordin' to most sources, "Fish" was chucked into the water at the end of the last episode in Season 1.
There have been rumors lately that there might be a return.
Sadly, I am lookin' forward.
That fish was ruthless.

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 00:26 #268028

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markz wrote:

Shlomo24 wrote:

WOW! i love this thread guys. kudos mark

Before I get swallowed alive by the fish I will remind you and NEVER FORGET it's the rabbi in the sombrero that created this thread.

as the rebbe shlita's gabbai and mefaresh, let me be me metzayen the following:

peloni almoni wrote:

i found a picture with REB mark and peloni almoni (the mexican כנ"ל)

but who is the third rabbi? cords? me sayin'? mom? (he does look judgemental...) gevurah?

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 00:37 #268029

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and on that note ...

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 05:40 #268053

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[quote="cordnoy" post=268010]markz wrote:

Before I get swallowed alive by the fish

In order to be swallowed alive by a fish, you have to be a prophet, and your name has to be Yona. Not a truck named whatever.

Last Edit: 08 Nov 2015 05:49 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 05:42 #268054

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	Stinkypeet wrote: Checking in to say hi cordnoy wrote: Maybe there are hundreds of thousands on this site.....There truly are no names left. It was either this or filthyundergatchkesthethird jr. Good thing you beat the other guy.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 05:51 #268055

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[quote="peloni almoni" post=268053]cordnoy wrote:

markz wrote:

Before I get swallowed alive by the fish

In order to be swallowed alive by a fish, you have to be a prophet, and your name has to be Yona. Not a truck named whatever.

apparently alcohol also impairs spelling.

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 05:57 #268056

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[quote="peloni almoni" post=268055]peloni almoni wrote:

cordnoy wrote:

markz wrote:

Before I get swallowed alive by the fish

In order to be swallowed alive by a fish, you have to be a prophet, and your name has to be Yona. Not a truck named whatever.

apparently alcohol also impairs spelling.

which spellin' mistake you referrin' to?

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 06:03 #268057

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	'Whatever' has already been allocated to skep whenever he decides to do whatever it takes. Ok I can't explain now, you know what I mean, whatever... Btw I think the teen forum would love to have a moderator called whatever, thats about the only word some teens know
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 06:11 #268058

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Also "like", but over here that button is labeled "Thank you", which they probably don't know.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2015 12:41 #268066

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markz wrote:

Btw I think the teen forum would love to have a moderator called whatever, thats about the only word some teens know

That would be "wutever"

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