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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 04:49 #286178

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 05:00 #286179

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peloni almoni wrote:

markz wrote:

Matza seat tradition is to ask 4 questions

Young man
You have 3 to go

these are my three, in this specific order:
1. g...
2. w...
3. s...

THUS ENDS THE PASSOVER BATHROOM SEGMENT. THE ASHER YATZAR HAS BEEN MADE. PLEASE CONTINUE TO POST OTHER-RELATED CORNOGRAPHY.

In other words
Cut out the crass chametz talk from our lives, whether it be the living room or the bathroom?

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 06:07 #286183

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I have a burning urge...

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 17:59 #286214

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	Gevura Shebyesod wrote on 01 May 2016 06:07: I have a burning urge... By Public ~~Demand~~ Request
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 19:46 #286226

thanks613 Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 280 Karma: 13	For how much longer? I got some material I wanna get out
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 23:02 #286233

Workingguy OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1150 Karma: 139	Am I going to be raining on the parade when I ask if we can move on from the bathroom jokes? I know- what, you looked at pornogrpahy but bathroom jokes are too dirty for you? Yup. Just a request. I know it's not my thread but GYE is a high level place and of course I know there is a JHF section, but this seems a little under the level of the chohsuve guys on the forum. Just my thoughts.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 23:10 #286234

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I think PA you dont realize that all the choshuve gyes have committed themselves to this thread, you have a serious following - probably more than I do.

I think it'd be worth investing in a PR advertising bored

btw WG is a nice soft spoken fellow, but I would've been seriously offended if you considered me a Rest-stopper. I wouldn't now, b/c we know each other too well, but I think you should review the list of 4 mentioned above
I have 4 that deserve that seat, but due to internal and mod pressures, I gotta keep them between Me, my selfie, and Eye

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 23:13 #286235

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markz wrote on 01 May 2016 23:10:

i have been asking to move on for a while.

Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 23:18 #286236

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	Please see my last (re-edited) post **Your advisory board** The board can be fired on a whim anytime
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 23:19 #286237

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here - i will initiate with one about shavuos.
but know this: we will ALWAYS have our bathroom periods. that just happens to be a big part of ingesting corn.

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i especially like shavuos because of the first pasuk of rus perek 4.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 May 2016 23:26 #286239

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	Let's make a deal You can write it on the bathroom wall if you're outa paper (although it was noted that for environ-mental benefits to save paper, use both sides) Forthso any intrepid dirty words weaver That has handcuffs designated As notated in the "Dirty Joke" Thread Shall be expeditiously assigned To your Plunger hit list Please Sign here.........................
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 May 2016 02:30 #286253

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 May 2016 02:46 #286255

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	peloni almoni wrote on 02 May 2016 02:30: Keep Calm and Do Not Get Angry דו נאט געט קראסס שכל הכועס כאילו עובד ע״ז וד״ל
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 May 2016 16:19 #286317

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peloni almoni wrote on 01 May 2016 04:00:

peloni almoni wrote on 01 May 2016 03:49:

I have an urge to make an inappropriate comment about the user "in a struggle", and get some hell from the community, but I am better than that.

I have an urge to make an inappropriate comment about the user "still going", and get some hell from the community, but I am better than that.

I guess not.

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 May 2016 17:55 #286344

thanks613 Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 280 Karma: 13	Are we doing bathrooms or not doing them? Out of respect for workingguy, I shouldn't post any more, but my impulse control is not that great. I'll end it with this, but remember to KOF
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