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Re: Make it to Yeshiva 31 Jan 2021 06:18 #362313

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote on 31 Jan 2021 06:07:

Markz wrote on 31 Jan 2021 05:54:

YeshivaGuy wrote on 31 Jan 2021 05:33:
I wonder, maybe if I’d just masterbate id be happier? With an extra boost of dopamine?
I know it’s a crumb sevara, but the Yetzer has a good point... no?

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Re: Make it to Yeshiva 31 Jan 2021 06:40 #362316

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YeshivaGuy you are awesome!! 
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Re: Make it to Yeshiva 31 Jan 2021 06:57 #362321

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Just saying that I’m actively keeping myself in bed and not allowing myself to walk to the next room over where the computer is.
Aaahh!! Everyone’s asleep. I can just get this over with, it’s sooo easy...

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Last Edit: 31 Jan 2021 06:58 by yeshivaguy.

Re: Make it to Yeshiva 31 Jan 2021 12:24 #362331

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What are you doing about the fact that the guy next door in the dorm has an unsafe computer? How many bochurim have access to that device?!
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Re: Make it to Yeshiva 31 Jan 2021 12:32 #362333

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Oops. Forgot you were home for Shabbos, so "next door" is not in the dorm.....
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Re: Make it to Yeshiva 31 Jan 2021 13:46 #362336

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I won btw. Bh

Re: Make it to Yeshiva 31 Jan 2021 19:52 #362381

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Rabboisai, I would like to masterbate, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
But lmaaseh I want to.
But still, not a good idea.
Repeat 1000*
Last Edit: 31 Jan 2021 19:53 by yeshivaguy.

Re: Make it to Yeshiva 31 Jan 2021 20:06 #362383

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R Yeshiva Guy,
You may not realize this but you are not a masturbater! Maybe you used to be,but those days are over. Sorry about that (well,not really sorry) but it's time to move on. I used to be a regular soda drinker. Big time soda drinker! Now for reasons I am only a diet soda drinker. It's just who I am now. I go to Simcha,kiddush etc I automatically know to look for the diet soda,because I am no longer a regular soda drinker. I'm just not.It took some time and has it challenging times but I am not a regular soda drinker and you are not a masturbater.

Re: Make it to Yeshiva 31 Jan 2021 20:35 #362387

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YeshivaGuy wrote on 31 Jan 2021 19:52:
Rabboisai, I would like to masterbate, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.
But lmaaseh I want to.
But still, not a good idea.
Repeat 1000*

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Re: Make it to Yeshiva 01 Feb 2021 02:39 #362428

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Massive problem...
We gotta discuss. Will talk soon

Re: Make it to Yeshiva 01 Feb 2021 03:27 #362430

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Here it is:
So my IPhone is filtered properly bh.
Prob is, I stumbled (not so beshogeg) upon the  ability to listen to Kol Isha/see music vids on my phone (first 30 sec of it. But that’s enough to poison me).
There i said it.  
This can kill me.
Already was nichshal abit.
It’s overpowering.
I can not withstand this.

I hope this doesn’t mark my demise...

Whats the eitza?
Uh, I can try getting my mom to put in restrictions code so I can try fixing the settings.
One reason not to though, is that it shows that I have 6 failed attempts to put in the code...
Embarrasing....

Oy,

YeshivaGuy
Last Edit: 01 Feb 2021 03:30 by yeshivaguy.

Re: Make it to Yeshiva 01 Feb 2021 04:22 #362433

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So I tried to fix it, got the code in to try foxing restrictions but didn’t work

Re: Make it to Yeshiva 01 Feb 2021 04:30 #362436

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YeshivaGuy wrote on 01 Feb 2021 04:22:
So I tried to fix it, got the code in to try foxing restrictions but didn’t work

Make sure to get all restrictions back on before Mom goes to bed....

Re: Make it to Yeshiva 01 Feb 2021 04:34 #362437

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YeshivaGuy wrote on 01 Feb 2021 03:27:
Here it is:
So my IPhone is filtered properly bh.
Prob is, I stumbled (not so beshogeg) upon the  ability to listen to Kol Isha/see music vids on my phone (first 30 sec of it. But that’s enough to poison me).
There i said it.  
This can kill me.
Already was nichshal abit.
It’s overpowering.
I can not withstand this.

I hope this doesn’t mark my demise...

Whats the eitza?
Uh, I can try getting my mom to put in restrictions code so I can try fixing the settings.
One reason not to though, is that it shows that I have 6 failed attempts to put in the code...
Embarrasing....

Oy,

YeshivaGuy

Why not have TAG put one of their filters on it? They do a fantastic job. 
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Re: Make it to Yeshiva 01 Feb 2021 09:13 #362454

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