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E.T.G.T = Enough Theory Get Trucking

my commonly used words, defined - not funny, just possibly informative - click this link

CORDIOLOGY - a method of spelling which involves dropping the "g" at the end of every word.

FOR OBVIOUS REASONS, THIS WORD IS SPELLED AND PRONOUNCED CORDIOLO

peloni almoni wrote:



this just in -

CORDIO-NO-GY
ואדמטו להכי, we can spell and pronounce it as it.

Mesayin you asked for this...

(-: T H E S M I L E Y I N D E X :-)

The increasing number of computers and electrical communications
requires new standards. We now bring you one of the most important
necessities; THE SMILEY


:-) the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article
means 'this is a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh'

:-| no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'

:-( Sad or angry face ("unsmiley"), 'that comment makes me sad [mad]'

:-} Fiendish grin

;-) used after a (slightly) sarchastic comment
*or*
A wink
*or*
smiling face gets his lights punched out (could be pirate smiling
face??), submitter is a practical joker who played one too many and got
beat up

;-| no expression face gets his lights punched out, says nothing but still
gets beat up

;-( sad face gets his lights punched out, sad or mad and got beat up, or
'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your lights out'

|-( Smiley sent late at night

:-> Same as #1 except person who submitted it has problems with their lips

:-{) Same as #1 except submitter has mustache

:-} normal smiling face with pretty lips, same as #1 except person that
submitted it is wearing lipstick or some other lip appearance improving
device

:-\ popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye

;-\ popeye gets his lights punched out

~/~ Stirring up trouble. (I have to admit I don't really understand this one)

:-] biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended, since we
cannot inflect our voice over the net

:-[ biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism

:*) drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated before or
while reading netnews

: ) smiling face needs a nose job, no explanation necessary

:>) submitter has a big nose

:<| submitter attends an Ivy League school

:%)% submitter has acne

=:-) submitter is a hosehead

:-(*) submitter is getting sick of most recent netnews articles and is
about to vomit

:-)8 submitter is well dressed

%-) submitter is cross-eyed

#-) submitter partyed all night

:-* submitter just ate a sour pickle

-:-) submitter sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T

(-) submitter likes to scuba dive

:-'| submitter has a cold

:-)' submitter tends to drool

':-) submitter accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning

(-: submitter is Don Ellis from Tektronix

8:] normal smiling face except that submitter is a gorilla

%-^ submitter is Picasso

(-: submitter is left-handed

0-) submitter is an arc-welder
*or*
submitter is wearing a scuba mask

*:o) submitter is a Bozo

8-) submitter wears glasses

o-) submitter is a cyclops

%-) submitter with long bangs

(-) submitter needing a haircut

*-( Cyclops got poked in the eye

&-) person submitting has been staring at the terminal for 36 hours

B-) person submitting is cool and wearing cheap sunglasses

B-| person submitting is hypercool and wearing cheap sunglasses

P-) person submitting is getting fresh

:^( submitter has had his nose put out of joint. Useful for replying to
flames.

|-) Submitter is asleep

|-( Submitter is asleep (boredom)

.-) Submitter has one eye

'-) Submitter only has a left eye, which is closed

:=) Submitter has two noses

:-D Submitter talks too much

_
:-) Submitter is Prince Charles
-

:-o Submitter is shocked

:-{ submitter has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous to
lunch

:-)= Respondent has beard.

:-)@ Respondent's beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.

:-# Respondent's lips are sealed.

-(:-) Submitter is the pope

8:-) Submitter wears glasses but has them placed on his/her forehead

{(:-) Submitter is wearing toupee.

}(:-( Submitter, wearing toupee in wind.

<|-)= Submitter is Chinese. (sorry bout that)

<|-(= Submitter is Chinese and doesn't like this article.

:-( Submitter has read too many 'smiley' articles.

___
/ \
| RIP | Submitter accidentially died
|_____|

O|-) Submitter is a saint

8:-I Submitter is a Unix-wizard

Z-) Submitter is from the Twilight Zone

X-( Submitter is to perform suicide

:-I hmm ?

E-:-I Submitter operates on net.ham-radio

>:-I The same for net.startrek

3:o[ ... net.pets

:-# Submitter wears braces

:-)X Submitter wears a bow tie

:-Q Submitter is a smoker

<:I Submitter is a dunce

(:I Submitter is an egghead

B-) horn-rims

8:-) submitter wearing his glasses on his forehead

:-8( condescending stare

:-` smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-1 smiley bland face

:-! "

:-@ smiley face screaming

:-#| smiley face with bushy mustache

:-$ smiley face with it's mouth wired shut

:^) smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:-7 smiley after a wry statement

:-s smiley after bizarre statement/comment

:-* smiley after eating something bitter

:-& smiley which is tongue-tied

:-9 smiley licking it's lips

:-0 smiley orator

smiley invisible man

(:-( unsmiley frowning

(:-) smiley big-face

):-) "

):-( unsmiley big-face

)O-) big-face scuba smiley

=:-) punk-rocker smiley

=:-( (real punk rockers don't smile)

=:-#} smiley punk with a mustache....

:-q smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-e disappointed smiley

:-t cross smiley

:-i semi-smiley

:-o smiley singing national anthem

:-p smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-[ un-smiley blockhead

:-] smiley blockhead

{:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle (could be a priest)

}:-) above in an updraft

:-a lefty smilely touching tongue to nose

:-d lefty smiley razzing you

g-) smiley with pince-nez glasses

:-j left smiling smilely

:-k beats me, looks like something, tho.

:-: mutant smiley

: submitter is a robot (or other appropriate AI project)

:-\ undecided smiley

:-| "have an ordinary day" smiley

:-c bummed out smiley

:-v talking head smiley

:v) left-pointing nose smiley

:-b left-pointing tongue smiley

:-/ lefty undecided smiley

:-? smilely smoking a pipe

:-=) older smiley with mustache

:u) smiley with funny-looking left nose

:n) smiley with funny-looking right nose

:> midget smiley

:< midget unsmiley

:-)/2 remark was only

GUYS IT IS TOTALY OUT OF MY CONTROL, GYE CHANGES SOME SMILEYS FROM THE SIMPLE CHARACTERS... keep smiling

Shteeble wrote:



rotf is rolling on the floor

Shteeble wrote:

Glad I can highlight a Jewish word, and do a web search, and find meaning in of words of your language, now it has become more meaningful for this non Jew, but I do not need to always have all that is said translated, for even when I do not understand, I can tell that among friends that share, there is a purpose here to win in the battle with lust.

KARMA = Member Rating (which has unfortunately had alot of negative "press" recently)

I was just going to suggest making a GYE dictionary after I saw someone ask who dov is and also I had to ask some stuff but here we go so Awsome 

Gotta add my own
truckingness- a chalos maisah of trucking

I need a word or phrase for coming back after a long leave. The only thing I can think of is
Re-trucking and it's kind of lame.

Whoever submits the best word get's a free emoticon from me. Of your choice!
Everyone who submits a name gets a prize too. It's also an emoticon but you don't get to choose it.

Deadline for submission is

OutaStruggle