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Re: lemonade stand 06 Jan 2016 21:37 #273552

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I thought you're allowed as long as it's with a stick and not Derech Chiba.
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Re: lemonade stand 07 Jan 2016 16:56 #273619

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You know you've been spending too much time on-line if...
1-You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
2-You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
3-You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
4-You start using smileys in your snail mail.
5-You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word processor.com
6-You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading.
7-You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
8-You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
9-You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.
10-You tell the cab driver you live at 1000.edison.garden/house/brick.html
11-You start tilting your head sideways to smile


I'm embarrassed to say, but I'm guilty of #1 and definitely #8.
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Re: lemonade stand 07 Jan 2016 17:09 #273621

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Kevin Pond wrote:
i wanted to be meorer about an unbelievable kilkul on this forum- the tendency of some of the p'rutzim here to call themselves by goyishe names, R"L.
what ever happened to 'shelo shinu es sh'moseihem?" they zicher never heard of this, or simply don't care. Or both, probabaly.
Not only they are shakua betaava; they give themsleves false idnetities (!!!!) related to goyim. No question they are just trying to imitate the film stars (not that i have any clue about what those are, you know).
the one who was magdil b'chet is one by the name of Kevin Pond. a name that emits so much tumah. He should be kicked out of this forum, before his hashpa'a on the youngsters gets out of control, lo aleinu.

With such a name, he may end up going to a Li*a conc*rt in Mia*i, chalila (please excuse the nibul peh)

;)Ezra HaMeorer

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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 21:24 #284204

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Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 21:35 #284205

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stillgoing wrote on 10 Apr 2016 21:24:
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."

i don't get it.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 21:39 #284207

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peloni almoni wrote:

stillgoing wrote:
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."

i don't get it.

Nor do I 

it was like "hey guys Adar is over"

more likely it's revenge for the thing I posted on the chill thread which wasn't funny :-)
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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 21:49 #284209

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markz wrote on 10 Apr 2016 21:39:

peloni almoni wrote:

stillgoing wrote:
Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."

i don't get it.

Nor do I 

it was like "hey guys Adar is over"

more likely it's revenge for the thing I posted on the chill thread which wasn't funny :-)

 
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 21:52 #284212

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by the way, i have a mesora that this is cords's baby picture, taken in the grasslands of chicago in the 1960's.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Last Edit: 10 Apr 2016 22:35 by peloni almoni.

Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 21:57 #284213

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"would you please post your credentials, so we can see exactly what qualifications you have to be givin' anyone advice"
 
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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we always put our sobriety before our ego -
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 22:10 #284215

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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 22:12 #284216

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no milk? try coffee!!
 
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 10 Apr 2016 22:13 by peloni almoni.

Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 22:16 #284217

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By the time i finish explaining the poor joke, it really Won't be funny. 

To put it simply IF THE FOOD WAS SO BAD, THEN WHY DID SHE CARE THAT THEY GOT SO LITTLE! Ayyy. Another joke squeezed dry. maybe i got what i deserved because i really was trying to make a point with that joke that some people just like to complain, even when contradicting themselves.

Alright, we'll give it another try. But no questions this time. I think it's self understood.
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 22:22 #284219

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"that ain't funny"





just kidding
 
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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we always put our sobriety before our ego -
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 22:24 #284220

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mark, we gotta train this newbie over here in the subtle art of humor.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 10 Apr 2016 22:45 by peloni almoni.

Re: lemonade stand 10 Apr 2016 22:28 #284222

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Ok, i'll try one more time to bring the first one a little closer to home.

Two guys were on the forum. One complains" sg's jokes are not funny" the other one shakes his head and says" and there are so few of them too!"
You better laugh now..... there, you can do it.... i see the smile coming....  there it is.. as j. bush said "please clap"
 
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