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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Oct 2024 04:31 #423064

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Grounds for divorce?

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Oct 2024 04:34 #423065

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Bennyh wrote on 10 Oct 2024 04:31:
Grounds for divorce?

Nope. 

TzitzisDude and TichelGal are the perfect ‘match’ made in heaven

Youre just jealous. Go grouch somewhere else
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Oct 2024 04:36 #423066

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The match is fine, it’s just the strip on the box that’s causing a rift here.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Oct 2024 18:26 #423091

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"a good "match" can light a fire of passion"
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Oct 2024 20:27 #423395

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Whoever it was that said "urges last only 30 minutes" ought to be locked up, with the only key thrown deep into the Grand Canyon.  

Or, at the very least, as Redfaced always says, "may you step on a piece of Lego in the dead of night". 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Oct 2024 20:53 #423399

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Whoever said that should be skinned alive!
Spend 31 minutes with me and I'll show em
I didn't believe I could be clean
Until I actually got clean.
If I can do it, you can too!

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 15 Oct 2024 21:31 #423408

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youknowwho wrote on 15 Oct 2024 20:27:
Whoever it was that said "urges last only 30 minutes" ought to be locked up, with the only key thrown deep into the Grand Canyon.  

Or, at the very least, as Redfaced always says, "may you step on a piece of Lego in the dead of night". 

Not just any lego mind you. Ideally a Mentchie with its arms outstretched
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Oct 2024 18:36 #423484

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Does anyone have the number for Rent-A-Mentch (service that sends a man to take your family on a chol hamoed trip)?

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 21 Oct 2024 20:53 #423543

(800) 909-9971 number for helpamench

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 22 Oct 2024 00:46 #423551

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The idea of chol hamoed trips is the product of the tortured mind of a sadomasochist.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Oct 2024 15:22 #423891

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 30 Oct 2024 04:10 #423978

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GRUMP. 

Tzitzis Dude was seriously challenged today to crash his clean streak and he won.

HE’S A HERO and I’m a rubber duck 

GRUMP #2 
Why does he not own any other thread than this one? Someone please show him the light!!!!!!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 30 Oct 2024 04:30 #423979

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Markz wrote on 30 Oct 2024 04:10:
GRUMP. 

Tzitzis Dude was seriously challenged today to crash his clean streak and he won.

HE’S A HERO and I’m a rubber duck 

GRUMP #2 
Why does he not own any other thread than this one? Someone please show him the light!!!!!!

Whoa. Okay. 
So is the first grouch that I'm a "hero" and you're just "a rubber duck"? Because in that case, TD needs to protest. Buddy, rubber duckys ROCK!!! Heroes are a bunch of nerds who have to sacrifice stuff to do the right thing while upsetting all the wrong people. Rubber duckys, on the other hand, bring joy and happiness wherever they are go! (Just try bumping into someone with one in your pocket- the looks you get are priceless. This may or may not be spoken with experience in this matter.)
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 30 Oct 2024 17:37 #424018

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Wow please keep the gushiness off the grouch thread. 

Back to our regularly scheduled programming:

MONEY. HOUSING. KIDS. MONEY. WORK. SPOTTING. MONEY.

Blew right past my geder of recreational internet use because life is kinda lousy today. Some stress. But at least I b"h am not resorting to porn to cope with it. And I can't even check out of life with some porn 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 08 Nov 2024 05:37 #424656

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Can’t frogging get to bed in time. 
Have a really hard time flossing and brushing my teeth, even though they hurt and I’ve had countless issues with them. 
Friggin human stuffs. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
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