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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 17:18 #418000

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redfaced wrote on 29 Jul 2024 17:00:

chosemyshem wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:53:

iyh2023 wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:33:

iyh2023 wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:33:
Laundry 

That gotta be the shortest grouch in modern history

Challenge accepted.

Life!

What a wasted opportunity. 
Wife

Cande would agree with this one.
Me
Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
The yetzarim a person has the most trouble dealing with are his most powerful God-given tools for developing his potential and achieving shleimus.
In order to love who you are, you cannot hate the experiences that shaped you.
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Last Edit: 29 Jul 2024 17:18 by BenHashemBH.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 17:22 #418002

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BenHashemBH wrote on 29 Jul 2024 17:18:

redfaced wrote on 29 Jul 2024 17:00:

chosemyshem wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:53:

iyh2023 wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:33:

iyh2023 wrote on 29 Jul 2024 15:33:
Laundry 

That gotta be the shortest grouch in modern history

Challenge accepted.

Life!

What a wasted opportunity. 
Wife

Cande would agree with this one.
Me

Speaking of me, I'm gonna take some credit for thinking of that one too. As I messaged our bloody-faced friend a couple minutes ago, "My first take on that was going to be "me" but that was too vicious for the forums"

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 17:26 #418003

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One word grouches, such a lazy way to grouch, grouching is an art perfected by some who shall remain nameless here and you people with your one word grouches are trying to destroy the art of grouching. For the love of grouching, if you’re going to grouch give us a real grouch not these one word faux grouches 
I will give battle Sir- General George Meade (Army of the Potomac)
Nuts!- General Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne)
Lets Get Dangerous! - Darkwing Duck
You’ll need to raise the ante and negotiate- Rechnitzer Rejects
I'm fresh out of essential truths- Spock
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 18:12 #418005

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foolie wrote on 29 Jul 2024 17:26:
One word grouches, such a lazy way to grouch, grouching is an art perfected by some who shall remain nameless here and you people with your one word grouches are trying to destroy the art of grouching. For the love of grouching, if you’re going to grouch give us a real grouch not these one word faux grouches 

I'm sorry Mr. Foolie but i did not see that rule in the Newcomers guide to "The Grouchery", so if you're gonna be making up your own rules you better be making them up some place else, not here.  

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 Jul 2024 18:22 #418006

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iyh2023 wrote on 29 Jul 2024 18:12:

foolie wrote on 29 Jul 2024 17:26:
One word grouches, such a lazy way to grouch, grouching is an art perfected by some who shall remain nameless here and you people with your one word grouches are trying to destroy the art of grouching. For the love of grouching, if you’re going to grouch give us a real grouch not these one word faux grouches 

I'm sorry Mr. Foolie but i did not see that rule in the Newcomers guide to "The Grouchery", so if you're gonna be making up your own rules you better be making them up some place else, not here.  

Just because you don’t appreciate the unwritten rules of proper grouching doesn’t mean they don’t exist. Ignorance of these rules is not an excuse 
I will give battle Sir- General George Meade (Army of the Potomac)
Nuts!- General Anthony McAuliffe (101st Airborne)
Lets Get Dangerous! - Darkwing Duck
You’ll need to raise the ante and negotiate- Rechnitzer Rejects
I'm fresh out of essential truths- Spock
Life is a hell of a thing to happen to a person - David Rossi

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 30 Jul 2024 04:33 #418040

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proudyungerman wrote on 29 Jul 2024 13:22:

tzitzis dude wrote on 29 Jul 2024 13:08:
Gooooooood morning, GYE!!!!! 
Good morning to The Grouchery!!!!
Happy Monday!!!!!!!
WHO-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Mods?!?!?
Can you please ban this guy from this thread already??

Anyone else who thinks that tzitzis dude should be unceremoniously thrown off "The Grouchery" please respond here.

I spoke to him an hour ago. He was quite positive. 
I disagree with your methodology.
Go ahead. Grouch. 

I think it should be done ceremoniously!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 30 Jul 2024 13:22 #418050

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Grouching rules?!? Come on! We shall all grouch as we please and if you've got any problem with that then you know what, go ahead and grouch about that too. See if we care.

What is up with the chat message history being all famished? Does it need to be fed? Really annoying to try and review a past conversation that reads like a scrapbook project that fell off the table.
Today is yesterday's tomorrow.
The yetzarim a person has the most trouble dealing with are his most powerful God-given tools for developing his potential and achieving shleimus.
In order to love who you are, you cannot hate the experiences that shaped you.
It doesn't matter how big the number is, only that today it is going up by one.

A little about what I'm doing here: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/412971-I-Want-to-Help-Others

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 30 Jul 2024 14:00 #418052

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Abortifacient.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
Last Edit: 30 Jul 2024 14:02 by tzitzis dude.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 30 Jul 2024 15:23 #418060

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tzitzis dude wrote on 30 Jul 2024 14:00:
Abortifacient.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

You know those guys who post about going to the mik and birth control and then start posting about Plan B? 
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Aug 2024 05:54 #418327

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tzitzis dude wrote on 30 Jul 2024 14:00:
Abortifacient.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

Be a man or as markz said, get thrown off this thread ceremoniously!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Aug 2024 16:16 #418352

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proudyungerman wrote on 02 Aug 2024 05:54:

tzitzis dude wrote on 30 Jul 2024 14:00:
Abortifacient.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

Be a man or as markz said, get thrown off this thread ceremoniously!

If I back down, that’ll be handing in my man card. No. I’m sticking to my gums. (The Democrats took my guns, so that’s all I have for now…). 
I was challenged to do something, and I did it. If the challenger has anything to gripe about, what do I care? I don’t even give a flopped pancake flip that gets batter all over the place. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Aug 2024 18:56 #418371

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And now, we return to our regularly scheduled grouching. 

We now have מטות-מסעי. A real doozy in its own right. To make things even more fun, I am multiple weeks behind in שמו״ת. 
#PARTY
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Aug 2024 22:09 #418381

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tzitzis dude wrote on 02 Aug 2024 18:56:
And now, we return to our regularly scheduled grouching. 

We now have מטות-מסעי. A real doozy in its own right. To make things even more fun, I am multiple weeks behind in שמו״ת. 
#PARTY

Multiple Chumashim behind. 
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
Feel free to reach out and say hi!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 Aug 2024 14:23 #418488

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Got in the car Friday with my kids. My phone connects to Bluetooth and automatically starts playing the last thing I was listening to 
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

I frantically turned it off.

Then my five year old pipes up from the back, "What was that?" 

I told him it was a Torah shuir and ignored all further questions.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 Aug 2024 15:02 #418490

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chosemyshem wrote on 05 Aug 2024 14:23:
Got in the car Friday with my kids. My phone connects to Bluetooth and automatically starts playing the last thing I was listening to 
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!

I frantically turned it off.

Then my five year old pipes up from the back, "What was that?" 

I told him it was a Torah shuir and ignored all further questions.

TYH for the wife not being there.
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