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TOPIC: Embarrassing things we all do and think 2624 Views

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 07 Oct 2020 16:15 #355876

qwerty123456 Current streak: 62 days OFFLINE Senior Boarder Posts: 53 Karma: 2	tzitzis dude wrote on 07 Oct 2020 03:54: I’ve seen this one with myself and everyone around me... Getting the orange juice passed to me, and just having to shake it- even though I still see the froth from the previous shaking from all of 5 seconds ago i love doing this when the guy before me didnt close the bottle well...

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 07 Oct 2020 17:35 #355877

Markz Current streak: 197 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 7521 Karma: 383	Ending Hallel with the sad realization the Etrog was upside down all along...
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 07 Oct 2020 19:01 #355882

שבע יפול צדיק וקם Current streak: 5 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 162 Karma: 7	Looked down at my hands holding lulav and esrog today during Hallel and realized that my Tefillin were still on...

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 13 Oct 2020 02:30 #356047

Markz Current streak: 197 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 7521 Karma: 383	Ending the day with the sad realization the mask was inside out all along...
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 13 Oct 2020 14:01 #356074

Grant400 Current streak: 18 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 935 Karma: 97	Markz wrote on 13 Oct 2020 02:30: Ending the day with the sad realization the mask was inside out all along... MASK-im!
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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 Oct 2020 04:43 #356227

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Anybody ever start davening maariv with a minyan and then realize during shema that you already davened? It gets pretty awkward pretty fast...

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Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 15 Oct 2020 05:26 #356245

sleepy Current streak: 1214 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 812 Karma: -23	how about during Birchas Kohanim, answering a booming Amen to the Chazans Shalom before the Kohanim say SHAAALOM
	For an explanation on my choice of username and avatar see my first post

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 17 Jan 2021 16:54 #361446

Lou Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 298 Karma: 20	I once told a non frum coworker Mazel tov because I thought she just came back from having a baby. It turns out it was the wrong person. Not only that,she thought I was saying Mazel tov because I thought she was pregnant. She said no, I just put on a some weight and she looked very embarrassed. Her embarrassment paled in comparison to mine!!

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 02 Feb 2021 02:01 #362516

Lou Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 298 Karma: 20	Just wondering,how many people have clicked on the spouses board on here? Just to see if it works! Cmon admit it! Ok,you don't have to admit it but we all know you did.

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 02 Feb 2021 02:31 #362520

BHYY OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 299 Karma: 22	When the gabai shouts "Kohen?" you don't move because you don't want to run up there at the same time as the other Kohen and have to awkwardly walk back but then when the gabai says "Ein kan kohen" all of a sudden you remeber your yichus!
	נאָך אַ שריפה ווערט מען רייַך - After a fire one becomes wealthy. My email: bhyy@protonmail.com My thread: guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/349632-Hayom-Yom

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 02 Feb 2021 03:02 #362522

Lou Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 298 Karma: 20	BHYY wrote on 02 Feb 2021 02:31: When the gabai shouts "Kohen?" you don't move because you don't want to run up there at the same time as the other Kohen and have to awkwardly walk back but then when the gabai says "Ein kan kohen" all of a sudden you remeber your yichus! I am a Levi so I certainly can relate to the same idea!

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 02 Feb 2021 13:09 #362546

Hakolhevel Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 479 Karma: 34	Wow. With everyone identifying themselves this forum is becoming not so anonymous I guess it's time to reveal myself Warning: Spoiler! I'm an Israelite
	My Thread:The Road To Being Honest With Myself (and others:) I'm not a slow learner, I'm just quick to forget" - Eli Nash A bit of honesty and less over confidence might help me - Imperfection

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 22 Feb 2021 21:06 #363980

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Dead giveaway.
I always thought you were a Roman Catholic.

Silly me...

For the background to my name- see Tanya פרק טו.

“Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future”.

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Last Edit: 22 Feb 2021 21:07 by OivedElokim.

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Feb 2021 16:09 #364060

Hakolhevel Current streak: 2 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 479 Karma: 34	Put on our tallis and start davening Shacharis without teffilin.
	My Thread:The Road To Being Honest With Myself (and others:) I'm not a slow learner, I'm just quick to forget" - Eli Nash A bit of honesty and less over confidence might help me - Imperfection

Re: Embarrassing things we all do and think 23 Feb 2021 20:02 #364080

שבע יפול צדיק וקם Current streak: 5 days OFFLINE Gold Boarder Posts: 162 Karma: 7	Hakolhevel wrote on 23 Feb 2021 16:09: Put on our tallis and start davening Shacharis without teffilin. That reminds me of one that I do on occasion. If I am a bit spaced out on Shabbos morning, I will put my tallis on, move the tallis to one shoulder, take my suit jacket off of my tefillin arm, and then realize...