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Dov Quotes for the ADD ADDict 10 Nov 2016 21:37 #297683

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So, I'm not trying to make fun of the other "Dov Quote" threads. But I'm not sure if I ever actually got to the end of any of them.  These Dov Quotes are my favorite ones because I am able to read each one in between texting and green lights.  In keeping with the spirit of out united states media, I took them out of their original context but they are all real complete Dov Quotes.
Maybe Dov himself will even chime in here.
Dov wrote on 11 May 2016 15:56:
Hi man! 

- From a big fan

WOW! You came. Are these quotes good?
Dov wrote on 02 Jun 2016 16:44:
Wow...yes...they are.......hmmm

What is the "hmmm" all about?
Dov wrote on 02 Oct 2016 18:48:
hmmmm....I wonder whatever happened to all this....

Oh. it's all out there. I just did a lot of research and work to put it all together.
Dov wrote on 17 May 2016 20:39:
somebody messed with your karma??

Are you trying to say that I only started this thread to get more karma?
Dov wrote on 08 Apr 2016 22:07:
yep!

Is that WHAT YOU THINK OF ME??!!!
Dov wrote on 29 Mar 2016 15:44:
ditto

You know, I don't have to do this. I don't have to quote you at all!
Dov wrote on 05 Apr 2016 21:06:
Rooting for you, man. Have a good day. I will never forget you and daven for you often.

Dov wrote on 08 Apr 2016 04:02:
Whew! Now, that guy (who jumped overboard) needs some medication even more than the blueball guy does!

Dov, I'm still here. I'm sorry that I got upset.
Dov wrote on 16 May 2016 21:54:
You are obviously a very good man, chaver.
Hatzlocha
We and others are all pulling for you

Thanks
Dov wrote on 14 Oct 2015 00:42:
...so what's been happening since your post, chaver? What method did you end up using and how has it been going for you?

Well, I've been trying the 12 steps, but I'm thinking of stopping. It's too easy
Dov wrote on 07 Apr 2016 03:20:
Then you are not trying 12 Steps, by definition.

Why? Maybe I'm just not as strong as you.
Dov wrote on 23 Mar 2016 17:14:
Trust me, I need help. I am one of the weakest people I know. Seriously. Strong isn't what this is about, trust me (more than u trust the Donald)

I actually Do trust the Donald.
Dov wrote on 23 Mar 2016 17:12:
om friggin g...amazing

I think you should read his biography.
Dov wrote on 15 Mar 2016 16:36:
I didn't read it, what do you mean?!

Well, lets just say that evenyou might be surprised to find out the real identity of someone on this site.
Dov wrote on 23 Mar 2016 21:10:
Well that's saying something.

Continued hatzlocha with whatever you are doing that helps, man.

Dov wrote on 15 Mar 2016 16:22:
Hi Shteeeeebs!!!


Hay! I'm in the middle of talking to you. What's the matter, I'm not cool enough?
Dov wrote on 30 May 2016 15:04:
Not cool enough for what?

Never mind. Now, where were we?
Dov wrote on 09 Nov 2015 06:01:
Dunno. The one on the left of the bottom floor by the dragon droppings?

Very funny. Didn't you once say that distractions don't usually help us keep sober?
Dov wrote on 09 Nov 2015 14:55:
Distractions never keep anyone sober.

But nice try.

Sorry bout that. I forget sometimes.
Dov wrote on 09 Nov 2015 19:36:
Don't blame you a drop. I just needed to make room in my brain for more nahrishkeit, so naturally some of the good stuff had to go...


Can I ask  you a real question?
Dov wrote on 27 Dec 2015 01:39:
ok....

Someone asked me if getting married makes people less lonely.
Dov wrote on 08 Nov 2015 00:57:
Not necessarily.

Often, being married while being a fake is even more lonely. Much more lonely.

Wow! This was a lot of fun. Thanks.
Dov wrote on 11 Aug 2015 17:10:
Right back atcha.

But do you think anyone who really needs to read it, will?


I don't know, but if they don't it's definitely their loss.
Dov wrote on 21 Mar 2016 17:06:
Agreed! 

Dov wrote on 08 Jun 2016 19:58:
Hope you continue to post and stick with safe people here, chaver


Thanks
Dov wrote on 01 Jun 2016 21:46:
Funny thread from start to finish, thanks!


Yeah, and the best part is, that I can read it.
BIG SHOT!
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Re: "Dov Quotes" for the ADD ADDict 10 Nov 2016 21:48 #297690

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My brain can't follow but it was pretty funny.

DoI you have too much time on your hands?

Hmmm
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Re: "Dov Quotes" for the ADD ADDict 10 Nov 2016 21:54 #297691

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SG - Made my day!!

but if you put many small posts in one post it still reminds me of dov. 

How about ODAAT
one (short) dov at a time

Dov wrote on 25 Oct 2013 09:49:

Phone lines are open, and crazy people are patiently waiting to take your call. After midnight we outsource to Pakistanis, Indians, and retired kolel yungerleit dressed as clowns in Passaic, NJ.

Have fun.
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Short Quotes for the ADD ADDict 10 Nov 2016 22:27 #297694

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What's a retired kolel yungerleit?
BIG SHOT!
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Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

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Re: 10 Nov 2016 23:11 #297695

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stillgoing wrote on 10 Nov 2016 22:27:
What's a retired kolel yungerleit?

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Re: 10 Nov 2016 23:12 #297696

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stillgoing wrote on 10 Nov 2016 22:27:
What's a retired kolel yungerleit?
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Re: 10 Nov 2016 23:26 #297699

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Re: 10 Nov 2016 23:39 #297700

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stillgoing wrote on 10 Nov 2016 22:27:
What's a retired kolel yungerleit?

AA real estate shadchan.
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Re: Dov Quotes for the ADD ADDict 11 Nov 2016 04:36 #297712

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SG Before things get out of hand 
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 I did you favor and took the quotation markz out of the title, cos it messes the title as you see in previous posts

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Re: Dov Quotes for the ADD ADDict 13 Nov 2016 14:47 #297774

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Warning: 'dovish' ahead. Use approved tire chains and drive slowly. 

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Short Quotes for the ADD ADDict 08 Jan 2017 20:42 #302549

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I thought that I would change this thread title to include quote from undov people as well.

Who better to start with then... Corduroy!
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BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
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Re: Short Quotes for the ADD ADDict 08 Jan 2017 20:43 #302550

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cordnoy wrote on 06 Jan 2017 16:17:
Another seven pounds and I will be indeed a heavyweight. Yikes!
BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
Yirai's Memories
STORY TIME :)

Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

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Re: Short Quotes for the ADD ADDict 08 Jan 2017 20:45 #302551

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Here's a real one.
cordnoy wrote on 08 Jan 2017 16:15:
Generally speakin', the moment I take pride is the moment I begin to fall.
BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
Yirai's Memories
STORY TIME :)

Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

FSKOT! (Fell Shmell--Keep on Trucking) (The Rebba R' Bards)

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Re: Dov Quotes for the ADD ADDict 02 Oct 2017 21:11 #320852

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Sg: Hi Dov. It's been a while since I've posted on this thread. I realized that I've come to expect you to answer when I call you here. So many people are helped by your posts, but do you think that there is any way to write a little shorter?



"Dov" post=302101 date=1483487364 catid=13

Thanks so much for the deeply appreciated chizzuk.

And you could've written it shorter, I bet!

Sg: Well I can't take out any words that you wrote so, I can't really make it any shorter then you do.
You are really refreshing


Dov wrote on 22 Dec 2016 23:48:
 You are so geshmak!


Sg: Are you tryn to give me a lesson on yeshivish lingo? I say "refreshing", and you say "geshmaked"?!


Dov wrote on 23 Feb 2017 21:47:
That is utter genius.
Thank you, Cords.


Sg: DOV! My name is sg, not cords!


Dov wrote on 21 Feb 2017 23:40:
Thanks for the info, I really haven't paid attention to OP's for the ~9 years I've been posting here, but it bears remembering!

Does this mean you will respond to the questions I posed you, elsewhere?


Sg: Am I supposed to go back over 9 years of posts to find your question? Can you at least give me a hint?



"Dov" post=311006 date=1492729805 catid=19

Taphsic rhymes w chopstick.

That was your clue.

Sg: Oh! that one! But I thought that you were asking that to Cords


Dov wrote on 18 Dec 2016 03:51:
Ok, yeah. Maybe him too.
Sorry, forgot.


Sg: Am I mistaken to think that I am the only insane one here, or are you forgetting my name every few seconds?!


Dov wrote on 18 Dec 2016 01:47:
No, no, do not be mistaken, sir. You are indeed the only insane person here.


Sg: Very funny! Please don't forget my name Dov, am I clear?


Dov wrote on 23 Aug 2017 01:10:
Absolutely clear, Eli, thank you!

You're obviously a very good man, sins and all, as many of us are. And Hashem will help you do whatever you need to do to be freed from lust, just as He helps so many Jews and gentiles I know personally.

If there's ever anything I can help you with, just call on me, chaver.


Sg: DOV!! You called me ELI!!!!!!!


Dov wrote on 28 Aug 2017 04:29:
So?


Sg: You're not allowed to use real names on GYE!


Dov wrote on 27 Mar 2015 16:15:
You know, as much as i know the fake names here are silly, I still daven in shemone esrei for members by name - the silly fake GYE usernames - if they are all I have. G-d knows who I'm talking about and for Him they are (probably silly but) meaningful names.

But I have a hard time saying in the middle of refa'einu: "Tatty, help the man who calls himself Avi-pissed find every single thing he is really looking for and needs, in You, one day soon, along with me and all the sexholics and other addicts in your world. Thank you."

But I still do.

I am sure He is moichel. Seriously.

But I'm, really glad GYE's word-censor thingy doesn't let usernames that are much more, em, rude, through. If they did, I'd have to install a 'beep!'-er in my siddur, or something. It might annoy the guy sitting next me. It might even annoy a gibbor or two...


Sg: Still, that wasn't nice, using it without permission...


Dov wrote on 03 Jan 2017 21:57:
You are right, of course, but at least I apologized in the end of the post, no? Hope that makes it not as great a no-no.

Besides, that wasn't nice...aren't you afraid I'll mess with your karma rating chas vesholom?

Mwahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!  



"Dov" post=110270
 So when are you coming to my home town? Or do we live around the corner from each other? Who says this life will not include a meeting of some kind by many of us here on GYE?

Maybe one day we will have a virtualized conference somewhere.

Imagine 100 or so guys (ladies on the other floor of the bldg.) who are each wearing nametags like:

Hi! I am Shmendrick
or

HI! I am BARDS, KEEP ON LORRYING!
or 

Hi! I am Blind Beggar. Spare a quarter?


No real names. Just the ridiculous virtual ones 99% of us sit behind. Nu. But it'll be so much fun!! Maybe some will actually come, as long as we do not give out our real names. A sort of "Anonymouses Anonymous"!

And just to get everyone who cares angry, I will be there with a fake name, for a change!

Really, though, I love you too, 1Daat, otherwise I would not make the effort to share with you. We are brothers in some way. Boruch Hashem. I consider it an honor.


Sg: ok Dov. I'm sorry. I get your drift. Fake names can serve a purpose, like fake news, but when it comes down to it, we really cant go on using them forever.


Dov wrote on 28 Aug 2017 15:59:
That's what I hoped you'd say. I relate so well, chaver.

Sg: So is your name really Dov?


Dov wrote on 22 Jun 2017 16:52:
Yes indeed, chaver, yes indeed...

Sg: Wow. Thank you Dov for teaching such a 'real' lesson


Dov wrote on 11 Jan 2017 23:24:
I love you chaver. Have a good day and hatzlocha today with whatever stuff you are trying to be useful in. 
What else is there than that, really? 

Sg: Yea, you too. I've learned a lot today.


Dov wrote on 16 Dec 2016 03:55:
Just read this, old friend. Now this contains evidence of some real progress...precious.

Hope you are dping ok and look fwd to more posts, calls, or whatever.

Be well, chaver


Sg: You know Dov, that you never asked me how I'm doing.


Dov wrote on 26 Feb 2017 20:00:
Assuming you're doing ok, old pal.

Either way, have a good day (whichever day you read this)


Sg: yea, I am ok. btw, you were by my sons bris a few months ago and you didn't even realize who I was


Dov wrote on 22 Feb 2017 22:18:
Hilarious!

Hey, have real nachas, even though the kid's only tiny yet....interesting thing to think over. How is nachas possible from a 5 month old. And what does that mean regarding Hashem having nachas from us even though we stink sometimes (just as a 5-month old may). ShL"oh writes about it in sefer Shmos at the end regarding the repetition of the Mishkan details....enjoy!

Sg: That's an interesting point to think about - especially when my mind starts wandering to the wrong places. Gotta go. Life is calling, and I hope that I can live the lessons that I learnt in virtual world in my real world. thanks.


Dov wrote on 15 Feb 2017 18:44:
It's so nice to read this thread, thank you!
I love you folks.

Sg: bye

BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
Yirai's Memories
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