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TOPIC: Dirty Jokes - See 1st Post 36986 Views
Dirty Jokes - See 1st Post 01 Nov 2015 13:54 #267452
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Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 01 Nov 2015 13:55 #267453
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cordnoy wrote:
gibbor120 wrote: UAJ, I can't figure out if you are joking or not. I sure hope he was jokin' (although it belongs in the 'dirty jokes' section - Markz, do we have one?), for it borders on the absurd. Cordnoy when you're back in custody - you'll be placed in a different cell with new reading material, and also this new post you've been assigned to As the founding member of this "dirty jokes" post I will be monitoring that this post doesn't get out of hand, cos if you do we have these ready for you  |
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Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 01 Nov 2015 14:04 #267454
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Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 01 Nov 2015 14:41 #267459
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I'm not sure what being included in this exalted group is supposed to say about us...
 But anyway here's a dirty joke: A boy fell into the mud.. 
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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל "If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE." "Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome." - General Grant My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends |
Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 01 Nov 2015 15:05 #267462
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9494 wrote:
I am going to say a joke here - I sincerely hope that I am not thrown off for it. If it is "too much" the moderators may gladly remove it:  What did the one blonde say to the other blonde ?  Warning: Spoiler!THE MODERATOR HAS NOT YET RETURNED, CHAP AREIN WHILE THE GOINGS GOOD Attachment animated-police-cherries-lit-up-flashing-lights.gif not foundAttachment escapedconvict.jpg not foundCordnoy Dissapeared!!!!!! As he announced 4 days ago at his forum post Tryin' You can reach him at thenewme613@hotmail.com |
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Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 01 Nov 2015 17:18 #267464
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all. we always put our sobriety before our ego - מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז __________________________________________________________ LINKS: - SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE - DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE - OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE - THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME |
Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 01 Nov 2015 18:23 #267465
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Mr PA
There's a reason I said Mexican, stick to those jokes and we may be safe, unless you're a drug lord... For now well assume you're a חפץ חשוד, so no handcuffs.... .... Yet What's the red line you're talking about? It was blue the last time you posted it P.Authority wrote:  |
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Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 01 Nov 2015 19:50 #267477
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this is too good. it deserves a place on your blog also:
 what do you call a marxist who is addicted to the internet? Warning: Spoiler! |
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all. we always put our sobriety before our ego - מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז __________________________________________________________ LINKS: - SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE - DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE - OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE - THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME |
Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 01 Nov 2015 20:04 #267482
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Sorry
I had THE perfect dirty joke as a reply , but i don't have enough karma's to take the risk. Ill leave it to your imaginationAbbas wrote: what do you call a marxist who is addicted to the internet? Warning: Spoiler!You got it all wrong INTERNET IS FORBIDDEN in my country Warning: Spoiler! |
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Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 02 Nov 2015 01:26 #267513
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anonymous uninvited poster with not enough karma's wrote:
I had THE perfect dirty joke as a reply , but i don't have enough karma's to take the risk. Ill leave it to your imaginationoh you animal! |
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all. we always put our sobriety before our ego - מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז __________________________________________________________ LINKS: - SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE - DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE - OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE - THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME |
Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 04 Nov 2015 19:37 #267775
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Shlomo24 wrote:
not maskim at all. if god made the internet available then it must be a good thing. this convo is a moot point. (or a moo point according to joey tribbiani) Gd made Las Vegas available - All Trucks ready set go!!!  |
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 05 Nov 2015 00:46 #267824
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If you're an LGBTQ or LGBTQ-questioning person and looking for someone who can understand you, feel free to reach out. I promise no judgement and to try and listen the best I can.
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Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 05 Nov 2015 00:52 #267826
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markz wrote:
Shlomo24 wrote: not maskim at all. if god made the internet available then it must be a good thing. this convo is a moot point. (or a moo point according to joey tribbiani) Gd made Las Vegas available - All Trucks ready set go!!! this is where this belongs, not on a serious thread. |
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all. we always put our sobriety before our ego - מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז __________________________________________________________ LINKS: - SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE - DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE - OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE - THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME |
Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 05 Nov 2015 01:02 #267833
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peloni almoni wrote:
markz wrote: Shlomo24 wrote: not maskim at all. if god made the internet available then it must be a good thing. this convo is a moot point. (or a moo point according to joey tribbiani) Gd made Las Vegas available - All Trucks ready set go!!! this is where this belongs, not on a serious thread. In the Mabul fish weren't punished for illicit relationships This is why there's no stupid fish sitting on top of that black Vegas truck. I wonder. Is the fish inside the truck?? |
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
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Re: Dirty Jokes - By Invitation Only (see first post) 05 Nov 2015 03:51 #267848
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"mr. markz" In the Mabul fish weren't punished for illicit relationships This is why there's no stupid fish sitting on top of that black Vegas truck. I wonder. Is the fish inside the truck?? Yo Mr clean come here right now and slap Rabbi Mark speaking of fish ...  |
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all. we always put our sobriety before our ego - מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז __________________________________________________________ LINKS: - SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE - DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE - OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE - THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME |