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Re: Dirty Jokes - see first post 17 May 2016 00:52 #288015

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8259 Karma: 428	According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes And women say the first thing they notice about men is Warning: Spoiler! they're a bunch of liars.
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 20 Jun 2016 22:08 #290426

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My avatar image was updated this week, so I got this astounding email from someone asking

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Guess what!?

I started a clothing drive

Cos it's the summer, and some people (particularly female) cannot afford the "bare" necessities, I thought it would be a generous consideration.
Please spread the word - when you see a blue smiley truck in your neighborhood do the good thing and donate any clothing you have

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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 09 Sep 2016 00:48 #294922

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8259 Karma: 428	They say "When in Rome..." Well... On second thought... Don't ever move to there... because... The second one was for anyone thinking of moving to NY
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 09 Sep 2016 21:14 #294946

shlomo24 Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2213 Karma: 135	That's gross.
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 09 Sep 2016 21:59 #294947

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8259 Karma: 428	It didn't belong here It wasn't a "joke" Just plain "dirty" and sick news It belongs on a different thread which I'll give someone else the honors of heading
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 13 Nov 2016 03:10 #297753

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jerusalemsexaddict wrote on 01 Sep 2009 09:09:

Uri:Hello Rav Shlachter
Rav:SPeaking
Uri:Yea,so I just wanted to inform you that I spent the last day and night watching countless amounts of porn and masturbating
Rav:Very good.Uri.Thanks for sharing.
Uri:So what should I do now?
Rav:Well,we're meeting next monday so meanwhile stick in there.
Uri:K.
(Uri resumes porn and mas** marathon)
an hour later...
Uri:Yea hi Rav.I just wanted to let you that I can't stop.
Rav:Let go and let G-d.
Uri:K.
(Uri resumes porn and mas** marathon)
3 hours later...
Uri:So I think I just set an all time strak on **$@#.com for the most porn videos watched in one day.
Rav:Congratulations,Uri.I'll see you Monday.Now can you please stop calling me to inform me that you masturbated.I sort of am trying to work here.
Half hour later...
Uri:Rabbi I just can't stop looking at porn videos!
Rav:Uri.....
Uri:I've been living in one sexual fantasy after another for the past 15 hours!
Rav:Uri...
Uri:Why can't I stop masturbating!!!!
Rav:URI!
Uri:Yes?What?
Rav:I'm driving right now with my family.You're on speakerphone.
Pause....
Uri:How you doin Rebbetzin Shlachter?Pleased to meet you.Kids?Don't repeat anything I just said.Ever.

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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 10 May 2018 21:38 #330933

stillgoing OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 1700 Karma: 157	Shlomo24 wrote on 09 Sep 2016 21:14: That's gross. I think that the 2nd piece is grosser then the first. New York! Grrrrrrrr.
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 22 May 2018 23:13 #331236

shlomo24 Current streak: 1 day OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 2213 Karma: 135	stillgoing wrote on 10 May 2018 21:38: Shlomo24 wrote on 09 Sep 2016 21:14: That's gross. I think that the 2nd piece is grosser then the first. New York! Grrrrrrrr. Have you been going through my old posts? (Email me if you are, because I don't normally check GYE all that often). Also, it sounds like you're hating on my hometown... NYC is the greatest city in the world!
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Re: Dirty Jokes - by invitation only (see first post) 28 May 2018 22:11 #331466

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Shlomo24 wrote on 22 May 2018 23:13:

stillgoing wrote on 10 May 2018 21:38:

Shlomo24 wrote on 09 Sep 2016 21:14:

That's gross.

I think that the 2nd piece is grosser then the first. New York! Grrrrrrrr.

Have you been going through my old posts? (Email me if you are, because I don't normally check GYE all that often). Also, it sounds like you're hating on my hometown... NYC is the greatest city in the world!

I still have over 1500 new reply's to go through. I try to do the older ones first.

Warning: Spoiler!

BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
Yirai's Memories
STORY TIME :)

Dr. Seuss - You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You're on your own, and you know what you know. And you are the guy who'll decide where to go.

FSKOT! (Fell Shmell--Keep on Trucking) (The Rebba R' Bards)

613stillgoing@gmail.com