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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 27 Jun 2016 18:53 #290831

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thanks613 wrote on 24 Jun 2016 15:49:
A tribute to Markz:

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ok, I know I fell for it twice, but it never mentioned the fact that there are indeed only 10 facts after it skipped two... Where am I going wrong and falling for it again?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Jun 2016 04:24 #290978

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You know why I was writing some stuff on SGs Chizuk thread?

I found a cool answer in his very first Daily quote
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Jun 2016 13:59 #291003

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I never said you Couldnt. Just maybe shouldnt, or should but in .   another place. :-)e
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Jul 2016 20:06 #292061

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So... Another guy is considering to join the gye underground world and dissapear off the face of the Forum planet  
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 24 Jul 2016 06:30 #292543

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Dov wrote on 03 Jun 2010 15:57:
Gee, thanks bards. I asked my mother what a gerhankis was, and go in a lot of trouble. She came at me with a bar of Ivory soap.

Thanks....love (bloop', bubble, bloop')you, brother!

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Aug 2016 02:48 #293456

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Machshovo wrote:

La'aniyas da'ati, in the 9 days one should stay away from "Just Having Fun". (Unless you need it for your recovery, then ask a shailo.)

MT


MT are you around still?

PA whatabout you????!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Aug 2016 03:09 #293458

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If one asks such Sheila's from their Local Orthodox Rabbis, why is it limited to the 9 days?

One needs a heter for the entire year, and I suggest you tell the Rabbi why you need it...
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Aug 2016 17:06 #293482

Bring it on!  Laughter is that rare medicine that always alleviates heavy doses of guilt, moralizing and taboo drudgery.  Excellent!

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Aug 2016 19:46 #293486

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AhavahGadol wrote on 07 Aug 2016 17:06:
Bring it on!  Laughter is that rare medicine that always alleviates heavy doses of guilt, moralizing and taboo drudgery.  Excellent!

Mi k'amcha Yisrael...  there is a time to laugh and a time to mourn.  And a time to laugh during the time to mourn.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Aug 2016 18:02 #293586

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This one is for after the 9 days:

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Aug 2016 18:15 #293587

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The judges have ruled (me, myself and Eye) - that joke does not really meet the minimum requirements to be considered a joke and is inappropriate for after the 9 days

Your timing was perfect!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 09 Aug 2016 18:48 #293589

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Yudi,

Since it is the 3 weeks and we want to foster Ahavat Chinam, the Judges are back to the drawing board to reconsider your case of the Me'at im besimcha
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Aug 2016 04:58 #293806

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Yesod wrote on 21 Dec 2015 04:01:
What happened to PA? I did notice a dramatic lack of energy on the forum, and now i realize why

The 3 weeks are over
The 9 days are over
Tisha beav is over

PA It's time to defrostfrom hibernation mode



One second...

Yesod, is PA the guy you met in shul, and you go to meetings together??

They must be the most hilarious SA meetings in the US
I think you should really advertise the location and times

Keep me posted please - both of you :-)
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Aug 2016 15:34 #293843

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Markz wrote on 15 Aug 2016 04:58:

Yesod wrote on 21 Dec 2015 04:01:
What happened to PA? I did notice a dramatic lack of energy on the forum, and now i realize why

The 3 weeks are over
The 9 days are over
Tisha beav is over

PA It's time to defrostfrom hibernation mode



One second...

Yesod, is PA the guy you met in shul, and you go to meetings together??

They must be the most hilarious SA meetings in the US
I think you should really advertise the location and times

Keep me posted please - both of you :-)

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Aug 2016 01:54 #293877

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PA doesn't appear to be in the group i attend. 

It seems i am the only one lightening it up, albeit with difficulty. 

That's unless he's there, but just hibernating
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