harav hagaon hatzadik ish kadosh vetahor ha'adir hamekubal ha'elaki moreinu verabeinu sar hatorah rabban shel kol bnei hagolah rosh senhedrin hagadol, kevod harav rav markz shlita ימים על ימי מלך תוסיף שנותיו כמו דור ודור. אור זרוע לצדיק ולישרי לב שמחה
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i know who you are. youre a recovering sex addict like me. newsflash. in case you havent realized, this is a forum for sex addicts. we are fighting day by day because we have difficulty keeping our hands off our own body parts, and our eyes off other peoples'. therefore, the bigger gavra you are in the "real world", not necessarily is it the biggest kavod for you to be here blogging with the likes of me. but we do what we have to do... day 159 b"h and day 80 b"h for you.

ps - this is not absolute ... i said "not necessarily". therefore, my dear opposition party, (mom, etc.) please don't darshan to me for the contents of this post.

pps - too serious?

ppps - nu? abbas?

pppps - if i may say so myself, that is a great line about the hands and the eyes (the one i bolded).

The ראשי תיבות of peloni almoni is the same as Palestinian Authority.
As they say, a joke is like a frog.
Once you dissect it, it's dead.

Bigmoish wrote:


i should have figured that out on my own. i must be getting old.

Bigmoish wrote:


now i know why fruit loops joined the opposition ... with his israeli flag...

Bigmoish wrote:


or like anything alive. there ain't be no dissected alive ppl that i know of

Shlomo24 wrote:


if we dissect a truck will it die?

If you dissect a big fish do you get lots of little fishies?

Gevura Shebyesod wrote:


very simple. look in the bottom half of the pic. the left fish no, the right fish yes.



but i meant a real truck... not a school bus on steroids ... i'm just sayin'

ps - (it was supposed to be a schtuch to a certain buck-toothed truck who thinks it can compare to cordnoys truck zt"l)

speaking of trucks and where you can put them ... make sure not to park in the helige rebbe rav mark's spot ...

ענינא דיומא

P E L O N I A L M O N I
You made my day with all those compliments and mesayin sayin' I can replace cordnoy

Un alle mine chassidim zoln zugen oif dee a bruche!!!!!

peloni almoni wrote:


Pelonialmonium has been officially ordained my gabbai.

If anyone has question or comments or tips or needs clarification about anything I was going to say or will say, you have my his number

markz wrote:


yehi ratzon that one day you should deserve them

I dissected a toucan and I got this:

Gevura Shebyesod wrote:


pure genius. once again.
but when i dissected a toucan, i got this: