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Hello  I have decided to do a daily corny joke.

here goes.

(#168) A stay in hospital  Rabbi Levy had to spend time in a Catholic hospital. He became friends with the Sister who was a nurse there. One day, she came into his room and noticed that the crucifix on the wall was missing.  She asked him good-naturedly, "Rabbi, what have you done with the crucifix?"  "Oh, sister," chuckled Rabbi Levy, "I just figured one suffering Jew in this room was enough."

Shlomo24 wrote on 29 Mar 2016 05:02:

I'm not sure whether or not this whole thing is meant to be a joke.. have you heard them both? 

but here's a real joke:

I haven’t got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and Twitter while applying the same principles.

Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do for the rest of the day.  I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening and on holiday, spending time by the pool.  I also listen to their conversations, tell them I “like” them and give them my opinion on every subject that interests me … whether it interests them or not.

And it works!  I already have four people following me; two police officers, a social worker and a psychiatrist.

 

Peter White, Holbrook, Derbyshire

 

 

 

 

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halevai one day we should only use it for looking at cats 

Rebyid

his joke is so good it's worth repeating!!!!

This joke is so good it's worth repeating!!!!

but then it makes we wonder if you're like Watson who said he only knows two jokes

yidtryingharder wrote on 01 Apr 2016 00:44:

dude! your double dippin'!!!
you can either be depressed or really corny. not both.

What do beer and kibud AV have in common?

they both give langeh yuren

Dude just trying to spread the simcha you know

peloni almoni wrote:

Pa Explaining my words which preceded yours is a violation of double dippin'

Pa Explaining my words which preceded yours is a violation of double dippin'

yidtryingharder wrote:

Explain please!!!!!!!!!

If I must 

beer = urine 
kibud av =long life in Yiddish yurine

Mesayin wrote:

I hate to edit but that was the johans lawyer when Yehuda brings I. The Pail of water 
"your honor I object the boy is engaging in some religious ritual"
reb pinchos- "he's not engaged in a red shul or any other type of shul"

yidtryingharder wrote:


Gevura Shebyesod wrote:


There's an interesting common thread in this corny thread.

We don't need a moderator here - We need a janitor.

Any volunteers?

markz wrote on 01 Apr 2016 00:55:

1. this is my thread. i may dip as i please.
2. i used to be your gabbai back in the day. did u replace me during my absence?