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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 31 Mar 2016 02:15 #283036

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 31 Mar 2016 14:25 #283069

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Hello  I have decided to do a daily corny joke.

here goes.
 

(#168) A stay in hospital  Rabbi Levy had to spend time in a Catholic hospital. He became friends with the Sister who was a nurse there. One day, she came into his room and noticed that the crucifix on the wall was missing.  She asked him good-naturedly, "Rabbi, what have you done with the crucifix?"  "Oh, sister," chuckled Rabbi Levy, "I just figured one suffering Jew in this room was enough."

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 31 Mar 2016 21:38 #283109

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Shlomo24 wrote on 29 Mar 2016 05:02:

peloni almoni wrote on 29 Mar 2016 04:13:
 
 
i just realized that DOV and DUVID CHAIM are the same person. 

(they are, right?)

this week must be mesugal for exposing hidden identities. something about purim being over and the masks coming off. 
 

Wait! Seriously!

I'm not sure whether or not this whole thing is meant to be a joke.. have you heard them both? 

but here's a real joke:

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 00:44 #283126

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I haven’t got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and Twitter while applying the same principles.

Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do for the rest of the day.  I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening and on holiday, spending time by the pool.  I also listen to their conversations, tell them I “like” them and give them my opinion on every subject that interests me … whether it interests them or not.

And it works!  I already have four people following me; two police officers, a social worker and a psychiatrist.

 

Peter White, Holbrook, Derbyshire

 

 

 

 

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Hashem these lustful thoughts are not mine I don't need them or want them please take them from me so I can live a happy and healthy life

Gotta roll with the punches or the punches will roll all over you

yesterday was
tomorrow will be
the only thing you can change is the moment you see

keep smiling and keep busy

"lust is fire to dynamite don't get close" from someone don't remember who

The worst thing i did to myself was lie to myself for 2 whole years

I try not to hate it takes way to much energy

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 00:46 #283129

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halevai one day we should only use it for looking at cats 
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Last Edit: 01 Apr 2016 00:47 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 00:47 #283130

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Rebyid

his joke is so good it's worth repeating!!!!

This joke is so good it's worth repeating!!!!

but then it makes we wonder if you're like Watson who said he only knows two jokes
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 00:49 #283131

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yidtryingharder wrote on 01 Apr 2016 00:44:
I haven’t got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and Twitter while applying the same principles.

Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do for the rest of the day.  I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening and on holiday, spending time by the pool.  I also listen to their conversations, tell them I “like” them and give them my opinion on every subject that interests me … whether it interests them or not.

And it works!  I already have four people following me; two police officers, a social worker and a psychiatrist.

 

Peter White, Holbrook, Derbyshire

 

 

 

 

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dude! your double dippin'!!!
you can either be depressed or really corny. not both.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 00:52 #283132

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What do beer and kibud AV have in common?

they both give langeh yuren
Hashem these lustful thoughts are not mine I don't need them or want them please take them from me so I can live a happy and healthy life

Gotta roll with the punches or the punches will roll all over you

yesterday was
tomorrow will be
the only thing you can change is the moment you see

keep smiling and keep busy

"lust is fire to dynamite don't get close" from someone don't remember who

The worst thing i did to myself was lie to myself for 2 whole years

I try not to hate it takes way to much energy

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 00:54 #283133

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Dude just trying to spread the simcha you know
Hashem these lustful thoughts are not mine I don't need them or want them please take them from me so I can live a happy and healthy life

Gotta roll with the punches or the punches will roll all over you

yesterday was
tomorrow will be
the only thing you can change is the moment you see

keep smiling and keep busy

"lust is fire to dynamite don't get close" from someone don't remember who

The worst thing i did to myself was lie to myself for 2 whole years

I try not to hate it takes way to much energy

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 00:55 #283134

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peloni almoni wrote:

yidtryingharder wrote:
I haven’t got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and Twitter while applying the same principles.

Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do for the rest of the day.  I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening and on holiday, spending time by the pool.  I also listen to their conversations, tell them I “like” them and give them my opinion on every subject that interests me … whether it interests them or not.

And it works!  I already have four people following me; two police officers, a social worker and a psychiatrist.

 

Peter White, Holbrook, Derbyshire

 

 

 

 

\\By-fs01\public\wpdoc\Articles\Facebook and Twitter.docx


 

dude! your double dippin'!!!
you can either be depressed or really corny. not both.

Pa Explaining my words which preceded yours is a violation of double dippin'

Pa Explaining my words which preceded yours is a violation of double dippin'
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 00:56 #283135

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yidtryingharder wrote:
What do beer and kibud AV have in common?

they both give langeh yuren

Explain please!!!!!!!!!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 00:59 #283136

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If I must 

beer = urine 
kibud av =long life in Yiddish yurine
Hashem these lustful thoughts are not mine I don't need them or want them please take them from me so I can live a happy and healthy life

Gotta roll with the punches or the punches will roll all over you

yesterday was
tomorrow will be
the only thing you can change is the moment you see

keep smiling and keep busy

"lust is fire to dynamite don't get close" from someone don't remember who

The worst thing i did to myself was lie to myself for 2 whole years

I try not to hate it takes way to much energy

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 01:22 #283137

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Mesayin wrote:
From Rabbi shmuel kunda Z"L:

Judge to Pichus the gabbai: Stop getting engaged in such ridiculous rituals.

Pichus: I didn't get engaged in a rich shul or any other shul.



Boy #1 pretending a judge: ... that is not dignified!

Boy #2: What's dignified?

Boy #3: It means if you dig you'll find.

I hate to edit but that was the johans lawyer when Yehuda brings I. The Pail of water 
"your honor I object the boy is engaging in some religious ritual"
reb pinchos- "he's not engaged in a red shul or any other type of shul"
Hashem these lustful thoughts are not mine I don't need them or want them please take them from me so I can live a happy and healthy life

Gotta roll with the punches or the punches will roll all over you

yesterday was
tomorrow will be
the only thing you can change is the moment you see

keep smiling and keep busy

"lust is fire to dynamite don't get close" from someone don't remember who

The worst thing i did to myself was lie to myself for 2 whole years

I try not to hate it takes way to much energy

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 01:56 #283138

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yidtryingharder wrote:
What do beer and kibud AV have in common?

they both give langeh yuren


Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
Today has been designated by the U.N. as...

:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


Go for it!


There's an interesting common thread in this corny thread.

We don't need a moderator here - We need a janitor.

Any volunteers?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Apr 2016 02:33 #283148

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markz wrote on 01 Apr 2016 00:55:

peloni almoni wrote:

yidtryingharder wrote:
I haven’t got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends outside Facebook and Twitter while applying the same principles.

Every day I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do for the rest of the day.  I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening and on holiday, spending time by the pool.  I also listen to their conversations, tell them I “like” them and give them my opinion on every subject that interests me … whether it interests them or not.

And it works!  I already have four people following me; two police officers, a social worker and a psychiatrist.

 

Peter White, Holbrook, Derbyshire

 

 

 

 

\\By-fs01\public\wpdoc\Articles\Facebook and Twitter.docx


 

dude! your double dippin'!!!
you can either be depressed or really corny. not both.

Pa Explaining my words which preceded yours is a violation of double dippin'

Pa Explaining my words which preceded yours is a violation of double dippin'

1. this is my thread. i may dip as i please.
2. i used to be your gabbai back in the day. did u replace me during my absence?
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
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