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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Oct 2015 03:20 #267160

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markz wrote:
Sorry I firmly believe in the moto "KOT and don't look back"


tell it to this guy

car-humor-funny-joke-road-street-drive-driver-truck-trucker-look-a-penny.jpg
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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we always put our sobriety before our ego -
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Oct 2015 18:19 #267251

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peloni almoni wrote:

markz wrote:
Sorry I firmly believe in the moto "KOT and don't look back"


tell it to this guy

car-humor-funny-joke-road-street-drive-driver-truck-trucker-look-a-penny.jpg


must be a jewish truck
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Oct 2015 22:12 #267287

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Shlomo24 wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:

markz wrote:
Sorry I firmly believe in the moto "KOT and don't look back"


tell it to this guy

car-humor-funny-joke-road-street-drive-driver-truck-trucker-look-a-penny.jpg


must be a jewish truck


i posted that then i deleted it. then i posted that the truck must have a.d.d., then i deleted that too.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 30 Oct 2015 01:01 #267302

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DEAR FRIENDS

I WOULD LIKE TO EXPRESS MY GRATITUDE TO THOSE WHO HAVE CONGRATULATED ME EITHER BY EMAIL OR PM ON THE OCCASION OF MY AVATAR MAKING IT TO THE CHIZUK EMAILS THIS PAST WEEK. THOSE WHO DID NOT OFFER ANY CONGRATULATORY WORDS - ITS OK, I AM WORKING ON MY EGO. (ITS FUNNY NO ONE SAID A WORD WHEN ANY OF MY DIVREI TORAH WERE SENT OUT.)

ANYWAY, I WOULD LIKE TO SHARE A PICTURE THAT I THINK HAS A LOT OF DEPTH:



cac.jpg
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 30 Oct 2015 01:04 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 30 Oct 2015 01:09 #267303

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That's actually very Teef. Because when we say "us", we are one. But if we each say "I", then we remain separated.
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"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 30 Oct 2015 01:14 #267305

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
That's actually very Teef. Because when we say "us", we are one. But if we each say "I", then we remain separated.


YES!!! YES!!! i was hoping somebody would get that. this is not the first wise observation you have made. you should think about changing your "sefira" to perhaps da'as or bina.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 30 Oct 2015 01:19 #267306

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I am far from Daas. And Bina is for women
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

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"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."
"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
- General Grant


My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 30 Oct 2015 18:03 #267393

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
That's actually very Teef. Because when we say "us", we are one. But if we each say "I", then we remain separated.


but i doubt the cactus picture will ever make it into the chizuk emails
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 04:16 #267418

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333dca2b4b443dce81fe1b04c99b1c26.jpg



i knew a mexican guy who lost his car
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 04:33 #267419

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peloni almoni wrote:
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i knew a mexican guy who lost his car
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


Ploni with an 'e'
You're getting more dumb by the day.
Just thought to mention in case nobody else did.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 04:53 #267420

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markz wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
333dca2b4b443dce81fe1b04c99b1c26.jpg



i knew a mexican guy who lost his car
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


Ploni with an 'e'
You're getting more dumb by the day.
Just thought to mention in case nobody else did.


thank you, karl.
AS I SAID IN THE OPENING POST OF THIS BLOG, NO JOKE IS TOO STUPID.
i dedicate the following story to you:

a world war II general returned from battle with only half of his original unit in tact. though this was not unusual, in this case, the following stood out: all of the black soldiers had been killed in battle, and all of the white soldiers had survived.
during the debriefing, they asked the general what had happened to all of the black soldiers, so the general recounted: we were behind enemy lines during a raid, and one of the hostiles lobbed a grenade at us. i yelled out "everybody get down!!!". all of the white soldiers took cover, but for some reason all of the black ones started dancing.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 04:58 #267421

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peloni almoni wrote:
markz wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
333dca2b4b443dce81fe1b04c99b1c26.jpg



i knew a mexican guy who lost his car
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


Ploni with an 'e'
You're getting more dumb by the day.
Just thought to mention in case nobody else did.


thank you, karl.
AS I SAID IN THE OPENING POST OF THIS BLOG, NO JOKE IS TOO STUPID.
i dedicate the following story to you:

a world war II general returned from battle with only half of his original unit in tact. though this was not unusual, in this case, the following stood out: all of the black soldiers had been killed in battle, and all of the white soldiers had survived.
during the debriefing, they asked the general what had happened to all of the black soldiers, so the general recounted: we were behind enemy lines during a raid, and one of the hostiles lobbed a grenade at us. i yelled out "everybody get down!!!". all of the white soldiers took cover, but for some reason all of the black ones started dancing.


I didn't get the joke. I'm worried the hashpaah of your dumbness is wearing off on me.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 05:07 #267422

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I want to save you before you do something crazy

Did you know? the sign of an idiot is someone who tells a joke then explains it.

I'm just saying...
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 05:11 #267424

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peloni almoni wrote:

Ploni with an 'e'


ועל דבר זה, אהובי כבוד הרב עם הארץ הגדול והנורא שליט"א, הכל יודעים שיש חמישה כללים שעל ידם נקבע שוע נע. ובתיבת "פלוני" לא רק שאות 'פ' הוא תחילת המילה ועי"ז נקבע השוע נע, אלא שגם הוא מודגש בדגש קל. וידוע שגם דגש קל קובע שוע נע ולא רק דגש חזק. ואני בטוח שכבודו שליט"א יודע בבירור מה בין דגש קל לדגש חזק, כי לולי ידיעותיו וחכמותיו לא היה מעיז לדבר דברים גדולים מעצמו.
ומוכרח אני לקצר כי הרב זמירות שבת (עדיין הוא בנמצא אצלינו?) אינו רוצה שיהיה זה בגדר "טו סעריוס" דאתרא דא אתרא דבדיחותא היא וכמו שכתבתי במקום אחר
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 05:13 #267426

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markz wrote:
PA
I want to save you before you do something crazy

Did you know? the sign of an idiot is someone who tells a joke then explains it.

I'm just saying...


my god...
you're really bored to death...
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
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