Can we get rid of the Warning Spoilers? Isn't this topic Hardcore for a reason?

On a side note to add: We best abide to one of Our founding fathers' cry during the war of independence, "let us all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately".

The IRS sents down a guy to audit a shul, so this guy meets the Rabbi in his office and questions him about everything. Seeing that he can't catch the Rabbi with anything, he decided to get smart and asks the Rabbi, Tell me what to you do with all the edges and crumbs of the cake? The Rabbi responds, We send it back to the Bakery and every once in a while they send us some rum balls. Ok, so what happens to the wax drippings of the candles? Why, we send it in to the candle company and every so often they send us a candle back. Seeing he can't outsmart the Rabbi, he asks, So tell me Rabbi, WHAT Do you do with the foreskins from the circumsisions? Oh, thats the easiest of all, WE send them in to the IRS, and every so often they send us back a little prick like you!

"I have a FINE memory, it's just short!"the.guard wrote:


[quote="jerusalemsexaddict" post=22270]Should these people be running GYE?
We need younger,more efficient people with solid memory to start runnning this place.

Recent study has proven, Marriage is the sole cause of Divorce. 91.7319 statistics are made up on the spot.

Gabbai Sheini has revealed himself in all glory
Shlomo24 wrote:

Now we have a zimun at the tisch - ver geit bentchen?

dov wrote:


Oy, how am I suppose to read these humongous posts from dov, I need a tension span of children of the 19th century for that.

Mesayins Signature wrote:

I don't fall constantly. What do I need to do to become a tzaddik?

markz wrote:


Depends what you call constantly.

Mesayin wrote:


Before this gets out of hand and lands in the dirty jokes section, let's put it right
שבע יפול צדיק וקם
There are many צדיקים on this website from the.guard all the waydown. We all have fallen. A צדיק gets up even if his horse tripped. He may never fall in lust ever again, who knows?

I think it should read something like

"Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that have the willpower to get up again and FS-KOT"

i hate to get all serious on a "funny" thread (#ouch #imgonnagetburnedforthis) but it's nice and all to say we are tzadikim but we kinda aren't. we may be people who have changed a ton and we good be good people, but tzadikim! i think that is a stretch. (btw this has always bothered me but i never commented till now). if "x" is a tzadik then what was r' aryeh levin, an uber-tzadik? praise is like a teabag, the more you use it the less powerful it is.

Shlomo24 wrote:


The following user(s) said: Find another thread for serious and depressing talk, and leave this one for bad jokes: peloni almoni, markz, cordnoy, skeptical, ZemirosShabbos, 9494, mom, Gevurah Shebeyesod, Bigmoish, Mesayin, the.guard, obormottel, Dov


actual people may have not made actual statement

peloni almoni wrote:




markz wrote:

Shlomo - do you know I considered to write earlier, then deleted I the following

"There are many צדיקים on this website from the.guard till the guy with the blue truck (HE??? A Tzadik? On this joke forum it passes), and everyone in between"

Why did I not write that??????????
Because it may be inferred that I was kidding about everyone else too, eg. peloni almoni, cordnoy, skeptical, ZemirosShabbos, 9494, mom (Who is that?), Gevurah Shebeyesod, Shlomo24, Bigmoish, Mesayin, the.guard, obormottel, Dov.
And I was NOT Kidding

I must deffer to PA over Shlomo in this freak circumstance where you have been found to say something inherently wrong - but since this is the joke section, Ill explain the whole parsha to you on on your Big Steps post

markz wrote:


let me explain my problem to you, dear mark:

markz wrote:


and yet, here you are, putting a link in YOUR OWN DAMN POST!!!
you know what, be that way.
i quit (#pulling_a_cordnoy --- aka #pulling_the_cord)

by the way, dov said i was needed. how awesome is that? and he said it twice!

TrYiNg wrote:

Shlomo24 wrote:



i think one extra-large serving of W.T.F. right about now would be very well justified.

mr. froot loops!!! i thought we were friends!!! how can you credit my blog to my competitor?!!
(although, chazal do say that one does not envy his own talmid ...)