peloni almoni wrote:


which spellin' mistake you referrin' to?

'Whatever' has already been allocated to skep whenever he decides to do whatever it takes. Ok I can't explain now, you know what I mean, whatever...

Btw I think the teen forum would love to have a moderator called whatever, thats about the only word some teens know

Forgive me if I'm brutally honest but as an aspie this is what I'm wired to do, even if it means my karmas go- sometimes.

It troubles me to read great posts by someone with the name 'skep', I even had a hard time writing 'skep' just now. Aspies are extremely literal people and it really bothers me to see such names

Imagine if one of the moderators had the name apikores, I don't think I would even read his posts. We're trying so hard to be positive and any scepticism is not welcome

A lowly boarder is requesting a reputable moderator to ask the grand administrator to upgrade the name to something like "skyoptical" or "whatever"...

Waydown when you become a moderator I'm going to need your name changed too

peloni almoni wrote:


spelling, referring, and judgement.

markz wrote:


oh boy. i feel my gabbai senses tingling.

markz wrote:

btw I'm looking for a Gabbai sheini in case PA needs a vacation... Anyone know where barditchev disappeared too?

markz wrote:

(08 October 2009)
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henry Youngman

If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." - Joey Adams

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

"Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back." - Al Bundy

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

7Up, your memory is failing you, like mine. I posted these jokes already on this thread.

Oh, and by the way, I posted these jokes already on this thread.

Should these people be running GYE?
We need younger,more efficient people with solid memory to start runnning this place.

(Uri having a daydream about running GYE.Sitting back in a beautiful plush office in the Empire State Building with a cigar in his mouth and a glass of whiskey in his hand typing responses to people with his toes)

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?

jerusalemsexaddict wrote:

Mesayin wrote:


believe it or not, i originally thought your name was english - me sayin' (cordnoy language, without the g) kelomar this is you saying your devarim

The following user(s) said Thank You: cordnoy