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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2017 01:58 #321876

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peloni almoni wrote on 03 Nov 2015 02:55:
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 14 Nov 2017 18:12 #322422

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cordnoy wrote on 16 Sep 2013 22:34:

pleasenomore wrote:
Hi everyone. I'm no stranger to the GYE website. I was a lurker on the old site and here I am back because as much as I don't want to admit it I think I do need help.

I didn't think writing my first post would be this daunting but actually writing it out and admitting it "out loud" is harder than I thought.

So I'm married in my mid 30's with children B"H. I've had this struggle as far back as I can remember. I discovered masturbation at a very young age before I even knew it was wrong and it continued throughout my teenage years. I was fighting then as I am now with little success. I got married and like everyone thought things would change but they didn't.

I'm getting so tired of this cycle. How long can a person keep trying and failing? Sometimes I just want to admit defeat and just not be bothered with this struggle but I know its not the way to go.

I've been clean since 2 days before Y"K and I hope it will last...

It was the dawn of the internet and there was so much shmutz available. Filters were not even a thought at the time. Its been a constant struggle ever since.




All bolded words are banned on this site! Guard, please....

Forget about the past; do not be concerned with the future.

Focus on the present.
God will help you now!

and by the way, many people on this site have been 'shmutzing' for many more years than you, and they have recovered or are on the road to recovery, so welcome aboard.

b'hatzlachah

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 29 Dec 2017 03:20 #324396

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Becoming a yoga teacher offers a unique teaching position.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Feb 2018 17:32 #327062

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 Aug 2018 20:20 #334705

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!IF WE CAN'T LEARN HEILIGE TORAH ON THE SUBWAY, WE CAN STILL DANCE!
[where's the dancing emoji??]

Here's a related story

A false accusation was leveled against Reb Meilech of Lizhensk and his equally famous brother, Reb Zushe of Anipoli,and they were promptly arrested, They found themselves in a dark filthy prison cell, together with common criminals. Came time to daven and Reb Zusha noticed his brother weeping. “Why are you upset?” asked Reb Zusha. Reb Meilech pointed to the bucket of waste in the middle of the room, which served as a toilet. 

“It's assur to daven next to that pail and its repulsive odor. Never have I missed any tefillah in my entire life...not now...".

" That's no reason to be upset", insisted Reb Zusha. “The same G-d who commanded us to daven each morning also commanded us to abstain from davening under such circumstances. In a situation like this, we fulfil His will by not davening!” 

Reb Zusha’s words raised the spirits of Reb Elimelech. Together they started dancing, celebrating the opportunity to enjoy an intimate, albeit different, relationship with G-d. Round the pail they danced away and gradually all the inmates got carried away and were swept away too in ecstatic dancing together with the tzaddikim. 

The prison warden heard the commotion and furiously demanded  “Why are you all so happy?” The prisoners simply pointed to the bucket in the center of the cell. “The two Jews are happy about the pail.” “I will teach them a lesson,” shouted the angry warden as he took the pail and threw it out of the cell. 

The two brothers turned to each other, “now, we can start davening...!” 



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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 20 Aug 2018 04:21 #334829

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WWhile Elul is a great time  for teshuva, if you get too depressed  you run the risk of being oiver
 אל תפנו אל האלילים
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 20 Aug 2018 20:37 #334850

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Today at the Israeli S.A. summer conference we sang "ESsa EInai" (or S.sa A.nay)
Formerly mikestruggling I just bought a truck. l hang out in the trailer and G-d drives. 
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Nov 2018 20:34 #337053

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A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Nov 2018 02:14 #337063

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tzitzis dude wrote on 06 Nov 2018 20:34:
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

Ok, I give up. Am I the only one who doesn't get it? :-)
BIG SHOT!
Free Choice?!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 07 Nov 2018 04:35 #337067

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stillgoing wrote on 07 Nov 2018 02:14:

tzitzis dude wrote on 06 Nov 2018 20:34:
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

Ok, I give up. Am I the only one who doesn't get it? :-)

Yeah dude
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 08 Nov 2018 17:04 #337092

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Markz wrote on 07 Nov 2018 04:35:

stillgoing wrote on 07 Nov 2018 02:14:

tzitzis dude wrote on 06 Nov 2018 20:34:
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

Ok, I give up. Am I the only one who doesn't get it? :-)

Yeah dude

After delving into the deep and hidden sources, for 71 hours with neither food, nor drink nor sleep, I wil share with you my findings on the deep hidden mystical meanings of the above statement.

The skeleton represents our inner core, what is left in us after all of the outer layers are peeled away. "Walking into a bar" is a well known phrase in the esoteric sources as referring to a 'yerida' - a fall. When our skeleton walks into a bar it means that deep down in our inner core we had a fall.
Filled with disgust and a sense of wrongful longing (and more disgust for that longing), we ask for a mop and a beer. The mop is representing teshuva - cleaning up our mess. but when we ask for the beer together with the mop, we are showing that our teshuva is not sincere. We still want our forbidden fruit - as represented by the beer. So long as we are asking for the beer together with the mop, we are fooling ourselves in thinking that our 'teshuva' is any more effective then mopping the floor with beer.

Thanks dude. Truly an amazing post you wrote.  :-)
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 15 May 2019 21:28 #341191

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You heard about the Roman cannibal who ate his wife?
He was
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 17 May 2019 02:17 #341243

stillgoing wrote on 08 Nov 2018 17:04:

Markz wrote on 07 Nov 2018 04:35:

stillgoing wrote on 07 Nov 2018 02:14:

tzitzis dude wrote on 06 Nov 2018 20:34:
A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a mop.

Ok, I give up. Am I the only one who doesn't get it? :-)

Yeah dude

After delving into the deep and hidden sources, for 71 hours with neither food, nor drink nor sleep, I wil share with you my findings on the deep hidden mystical meanings of the above statement.

The skeleton represents our inner core, what is left in us after all of the outer layers are peeled away. "Walking into a bar" is a well known phrase in the esoteric sources as referring to a 'yerida' - a fall. When our skeleton walks into a bar it means that deep down in our inner core we had a fall.
Filled with disgust and a sense of wrongful longing (and more disgust for that longing), we ask for a mop and a beer. The mop is representing teshuva - cleaning up our mess. but when we ask for the beer together with the mop, we are showing that our teshuva is not sincere. We still want our forbidden fruit - as represented by the beer. So long as we are asking for the beer together with the mop, we are fooling ourselves in thinking that our 'teshuva' is any more effective then mopping the floor with beer.

Thanks dude. Truly an amazing post you wrote.  :-)

quite literally laughing out loud here. AWESOME!!

thank you tzitzis dude for bumping!. and, yes, your joke was dope too. 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 17 Feb 2020 07:37 #347379

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What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Between you and me, something smells 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 06 Jan 2021 02:33 #360662

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What do you call a poetic General that stops a story right in the middle?

A serial killer
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