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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 15 Oct 2020 16:20 #356274

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sleepy wrote on 15 Oct 2020 05:13:
they say that women and men are so different its like they are from  2 different  nations
so if i make fun of women ,does that make me a racist?

I wouldn't touch your karma. However this post is not acceptable. Even joking about making fun of woman is not appropriate for a nice jewish boy like you. Please be aware that this is a public forum which is publicly searchable by Google. 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 18 Oct 2020 04:21 #356352

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sleepy wrote on 18 Oct 2020 04:00:

sleepy wrote on 15 Oct 2020 05:19:
at least they cant decrease my amount of clean days...

...or my amount of posts , like they say, "once  a platinum  boarder, always a platinum boarder"

In all seriousness, who would want to smite you? You are such an awesome guy!

We need to start a "restore Sleepy's karma" campaign starting with myself, we'll see who wins this one.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 18 Oct 2020 06:46 #356365

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I think the new Sleepy avatar goes nicely with the new chat format...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 26 Nov 2020 22:23 #357839

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This guy is from General Grant’s combat unit?

Gevura Shebyesod wrote on 21 Mar 2017 18:37:
Nice story, but the link contains many very objectionable advertisements and images. Perhaps you would remove it. I've taken the liberty of pasting the text of the story below:

Ex-Army Sniper Takes Out Neighbor’s Home Intruder From Bedroom Window

Jeremy Elmore, a 42-year-old retired Army Sniper currently residing in El Paso, Texas, is being hailed a hero after he saved a neighborhood family from 3 violent home intruders late Tuesday evening.

Elmore, who retired from the Army at 41 after giving 21-years of service was spending the night home alone as his wife and 3 young children are visiting family members in Indiana.

According to Elmore, he wasn’t quite ready to go to sleep when he retired to his bedroom around 1:15 AM- so he decided to engage in one of his favorite activities – breaking down and cleaning one of his firearms. The firearm that Elmore decided to break down and clean was his M24 Sniper Riffle (officially referred to as the M24 Sniper Weapon System).

At approximately 1:50 AM – after cleaning and reassembling the rifle, Elmore rested it on the sill of his bedroom window to adjust its scope. While adjusting the scope it unintentionally landed on one of his neighbor across the street’s open windows; Elmore told police and reporters that he was amazed at what he saw happening inside. Elmore told local ABC affiliate reporter Karen Lodestone, “I honestly thought I was dreaming hallucinating at first – it took over a minute for the situation to fully register in my brain”.

What Elmore saw through the high-powered scope on his riffle was – his neighbors, Fredrick and Lydia Cole tied to chairs in their upstairs family-room. The couple’s 2-children Douglas (11-years-old) and Daniel (6-years-old) were sitting near their mother – also tied to kitchen-style chairs.

According to Elmore, the mother and children had what looked to be duct-tape around their mouths and 3 masked-intruders appeared to be focusing primarily on Fredrick Cole. The 3 masked-intruders were holding handguns and were acting in a very violent manner – often destroying the Cole’s property or striking Fredrick Cole in the face with their pistols.

Things seemed to be escalating quickly at the Cole residence and Elmore used his bedroom telephone to call 911. After notifying authorities, Elmore continued to monitor the situation across the street. According to Elmore, while waiting for the police to arrive things continue to escalate rapidly at the Cole residence and he was greatly concerned for the family’s safety. Elmore told reporters that his military training and instinct kicked in and he knew that he had to do something to intervene.

Elmore proceeded to load his rifle with the custom 7.62 x 51mm ammunition and stationed himself at his bedroom window. As Elmore continued to watch the situation unfold across the street, the home intruders became increasingly more violent. As one of the intruders held his handgun (later identified as a .45 caliber Taurus 1911) to Mrs. Cole’s head – Elmore took the first shot from his riffle immediately striking his intended target.

According to Elmore and members of the Cole family – the home intruder instantly fell to the floor dropping his weapon in the process. The remaining 2-home intruders were visibly stunned and confused by the incident and gave Elmore enough time to fire 2 additional rounds striking both remaining intruders before they had an opportunity to retaliate.

Police arrived shortly after Elmore’s intervention and discovered 2 of the 3 home-intruders dead upon their arrival. The surviving intruder – since identified as Charles L. Brooke was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital and has since been arrested and booked into a county jail.

Among those singing praise for Elmore’s heroic actions are the members of the Cole family who have told reporters they owe their lives to Elmore and will never be able to thank him enough or fully express their gratitude for the retired Army Sniper.

Police are still investigating the home invasion, however, during a brief press-conference, told members of the media that they believe the invasion was motivated by a now-defunct business deal Fredrick Cole had been involved in throughout mid-2016. They believe the intruders intended to harm the Cole family and are grateful for Elmore’s intervention.


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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 26 Nov 2020 22:40 #357840

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Markz wrote on 26 Nov 2020 22:23:
This guy is from General Grant’s combat unit?

Gevura Shebyesod wrote on 21 Mar 2017 18:37:
Nice story, but the link contains many very objectionable advertisements and images. Perhaps you would remove it. I've taken the liberty of pasting the text of the story below:

Ex-Army Sniper Takes Out Neighbor’s Home Intruder From Bedroom Window

Jeremy Elmore, a 42-year-old retired Army Sniper currently residing in El Paso, Texas, is being hailed a hero after he saved a neighborhood family from 3 violent home intruders late Tuesday evening.

Elmore, who retired from the Army at 41 after giving 21-years of service was spending the night home alone as his wife and 3 young children are visiting family members in Indiana.

According to Elmore, he wasn’t quite ready to go to sleep when he retired to his bedroom around 1:15 AM- so he decided to engage in one of his favorite activities – breaking down and cleaning one of his firearms. The firearm that Elmore decided to break down and clean was his M24 Sniper Riffle (officially referred to as the M24 Sniper Weapon System).

At approximately 1:50 AM – after cleaning and reassembling the rifle, Elmore rested it on the sill of his bedroom window to adjust its scope. While adjusting the scope it unintentionally landed on one of his neighbor across the street’s open windows; Elmore told police and reporters that he was amazed at what he saw happening inside. Elmore told local ABC affiliate reporter Karen Lodestone, “I honestly thought I was dreaming hallucinating at first – it took over a minute for the situation to fully register in my brain”.

What Elmore saw through the high-powered scope on his riffle was – his neighbors, Fredrick and Lydia Cole tied to chairs in their upstairs family-room. The couple’s 2-children Douglas (11-years-old) and Daniel (6-years-old) were sitting near their mother – also tied to kitchen-style chairs.

According to Elmore, the mother and children had what looked to be duct-tape around their mouths and 3 masked-intruders appeared to be focusing primarily on Fredrick Cole. The 3 masked-intruders were holding handguns and were acting in a very violent manner – often destroying the Cole’s property or striking Fredrick Cole in the face with their pistols.

Things seemed to be escalating quickly at the Cole residence and Elmore used his bedroom telephone to call 911. After notifying authorities, Elmore continued to monitor the situation across the street. According to Elmore, while waiting for the police to arrive things continue to escalate rapidly at the Cole residence and he was greatly concerned for the family’s safety. Elmore told reporters that his military training and instinct kicked in and he knew that he had to do something to intervene.

Elmore proceeded to load his rifle with the custom 7.62 x 51mm ammunition and stationed himself at his bedroom window. As Elmore continued to watch the situation unfold across the street, the home intruders became increasingly more violent. As one of the intruders held his handgun (later identified as a .45 caliber Taurus 1911) to Mrs. Cole’s head – Elmore took the first shot from his riffle immediately striking his intended target.

According to Elmore and members of the Cole family – the home intruder instantly fell to the floor dropping his weapon in the process. The remaining 2-home intruders were visibly stunned and confused by the incident and gave Elmore enough time to fire 2 additional rounds striking both remaining intruders before they had an opportunity to retaliate.

Police arrived shortly after Elmore’s intervention and discovered 2 of the 3 home-intruders dead upon their arrival. The surviving intruder – since identified as Charles L. Brooke was treated for his injuries at a nearby hospital and has since been arrested and booked into a county jail.

Among those singing praise for Elmore’s heroic actions are the members of the Cole family who have told reporters they owe their lives to Elmore and will never be able to thank him enough or fully express their gratitude for the retired Army Sniper.

Police are still investigating the home invasion, however, during a brief press-conference, told members of the media that they believe the invasion was motivated by a now-defunct business deal Fredrick Cole had been involved in throughout mid-2016. They believe the intruders intended to harm the Cole family and are grateful for Elmore’s intervention.




Yup! He used to be. But after obsessively cleaning his rifle and adjusting his scope, at 1:50 AM using his neighbor's homes...he was kicked out of the unit for voyeurism.    

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Nov 2020 03:24 #357848

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“General wrote:
...he was kicked out of the unit for voyeurism


..because of which he decided join an elite K9 unit at gye
...where we eat gefilter for breakfreest
...play tag on the weekends
...go cold Turkey one day at a time
...even when the rest of the world has warmed up because after all black friday matters
...but after realizing that the forum is too quiet for a guy that’s used to explosions in hafganastan
...he went the way all retired army sniper veterans go
...to VA. Of course!

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 Dec 2020 04:26 #358324

markz wrote on 30 Dec 2015 21:39:
Guys I can't do this alone

I want this thread to overtake the other one with 125 pages called "I'm about to fall"

All hands aboard!!!!!!'

3 to go! MarkZ is king! (the guard too) where do you guys pick this stuff up?

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Dec 2020 03:37 #359569

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Dec 2020 04:28 #359586

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tzitzis dude wrote on 24 Dec 2020 03:37:
Coming up this Friday night: Jewish women  will find out what time davening  Leil Shabbos REALLY ends...

And will find out how much patience their husbands have. Dinner had better be ready on time 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Jan 2021 00:48 #360809

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2020 wasn't a completely waste.

At least we lowered heart disease deaths, pneumonia deaths, and completely eradicated the flu. - 2020 has been a year of medical miracles.

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 03 Feb 2021 05:12 #362601

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A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancé to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. So what are your plans? The father asks the young man. I am a Torah scholar. He says. A Torah scholar, Hmmm, the father says. Admirable, but what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughterto live in, as she is accustomed to? I will study, the young man said, and God will provide for us.And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring, such as she deserves? asks the father. I will concentrate on my studies, the young man replies, God will provide for us.And children? asks the father. How will you support children? Dont worry, sir, God will provide, replies the fiancé.The conversation continues like this, and each time the father questions, the young idealist insist that God will provide.Later, the mother asks, How did it go, Honey?The father answers, He has no job and no plans, but the good news is he thinks I'm God.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 03 Feb 2021 06:08 #362608

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I have been reading through some of the pages of this thread. I am literally on the floor laughing!!
Does that mean I am depressed??

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 19 Feb 2021 04:54 #363747

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LATEST NEWS. This ain’t fake...

State Employee Charged After Complaining About Herself

Thursday, February 18, 2021
WEST LEYDEN, N.Y. (AP) -
An employee for a New York state agency is accused of filing an anonymous abuse complaint against herself in order to collect paid leave.

Heather Race, of West Leyden in central New York, was charged with third-degree grand larceny and two other charges related to falsification, the state police said on Wednesday.

She allegedly received eight weeks of pay, or around $6,900, on administrative leave while the abuse complaints she filed against herself were investigated.

A message seeking comment was left at a phone number listed for Race.

Race, 40, worked for the state’s Office for People with Developmental Disabilities. She was arraigned in a Lewis County court and released, the police said.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 19 Feb 2021 13:32 #363764

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You heard about the dyslexic Rabbi?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 07 May 2021 03:58 #368112

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You know, finding a good metaphor is as hard as... as hard as... (gosh, where was I going with this, again???)
{-insert awkward cricket chirping}
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