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TOPIC: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 349215 Views
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 22 Oct 2015 18:26 #266655
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Oct 2015 15:46 #266708
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My thread/My story
Slogans and Sayings Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up. Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly. Feel free to contact me anytime through private message or chat. Chizzuk emails by Rabbi Duvid Ashear shlita that can change your day subscribe now. Check out my powerful tefila. Depressed? Check out some of my jokes |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 19:05 #267005
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My thread/My story
Slogans and Sayings Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up. Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly. Feel free to contact me anytime through private message or chat. Chizzuk emails by Rabbi Duvid Ashear shlita that can change your day subscribe now. Check out my powerful tefila. Depressed? Check out some of my jokes |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 19:07 #267008
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How do become no more frum (C"V):
Take a frying pan, put in oil, put it on a flame, then sit on it, you will them become  Warning: Spoiler! |
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My thread/My story
Slogans and Sayings Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up. Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly. Feel free to contact me anytime through private message or chat. Chizzuk emails by Rabbi Duvid Ashear shlita that can change your day subscribe now. Check out my powerful tefila. Depressed? Check out some of my jokes |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 19:13 #267012
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Mesayin wrote:
How do become no more frum (C"V): Take a frying pan, put in oil, put it on a flame, then sit on it, you will them become Warning: Spoiler!oy vey |
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 21:49 #267025
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וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל "If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE." "Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome." - General Grant My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 22:08 #267027
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9494 wrote:
Mesayin wrote: How do become no more frum (C"V): Take a frying pan, put in oil, put it on a flame, then sit on it, you will them become Warning: Spoiler!Mesayin if one makes a joke like that he must be prepared to see karma dissapear very quickly  Yosef Hatzadik wrote: Me3 wrote on 16 Mar 2011 18:16:
Why do I find the oddest things hysterically funny? TrYiNg wrote on 27 Oct 2009 17:46: Me3, did anyone ever say u shud b crowned 'best joker' on GUE? |
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 22:08 #267028
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Shlomo24 wrote:
Mesayin wrote: 9494 wrote:How do become no more frum (C"V): Take a frying pan, put in oil, put it on a flame, then sit on it, you will them become Warning: Spoiler!oy vey Mesayin if one makes a joke like that he must be prepared to see karma dissapear very quickly Ok Ok Ok I don't know if you guys are cereal... I mean serious or you all just playin' a joke trying to get me nervous, cause it's working, I'm biting my nails and biting my curly payos out of nervousness. 
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My thread/My story
Slogans and Sayings Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up. Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly. Feel free to contact me anytime through private message or chat. Chizzuk emails by Rabbi Duvid Ashear shlita that can change your day subscribe now. Check out my powerful tefila. Depressed? Check out some of my jokes |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 22:08 #267029
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Mesayin wrote:
How do become no more frum (C"V): Take a frying pan, put in oil, put it on a flame, then sit on it, you will them become Warning: Spoiler!or you will need to take an aspirin for your ... ---burn |
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all. we always put our sobriety before our ego - מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז __________________________________________________________ LINKS: - SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE - DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE - OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE - THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 22:14 #267032
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My Story---------Dov Quotes
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk ➣ Nice Trucking Story |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 22:17 #267033
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markz wrote:
It would help the reader if you write in the correct place where to laugh, too often jokes are posted and we don't know when to stop lauging You mean (laugh here) I should post it (laugh here) like this? Is that (laugh here) what you (laugh here) mean? 
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My thread/My story
Slogans and Sayings Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up. Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly. Feel free to contact me anytime through private message or chat. Chizzuk emails by Rabbi Duvid Ashear shlita that can change your day subscribe now. Check out my powerful tefila. Depressed? Check out some of my jokes |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 29 Oct 2015 18:52 #267259
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My thread/My story
Slogans and Sayings Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up. Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly. Feel free to contact me anytime through private message or chat. Chizzuk emails by Rabbi Duvid Ashear shlita that can change your day subscribe now. Check out my powerful tefila. Depressed? Check out some of my jokes |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Oct 2015 00:13 #267297
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Mesayin wrote:
For those who know the australian accent... A guy from America comes to Australia,and someone asks him... Did you come here to die? American: No! Why would I come here to die? Australian: No no, did you come here todie or yesterdie wow ... a thank you from the guard ... the first time a got one of those for one of my jokes i was smiling for a week. the.guard wrote: ע"ש באריכות guardyoureyes.com/forum/1-Break-Free/261455-Unwanted-Ejaculation-during-sleep |
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all. we always put our sobriety before our ego - מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז __________________________________________________________ LINKS: - SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE - DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE - OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE - THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Oct 2015 01:54 #267313
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all. we always put our sobriety before our ego - מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז __________________________________________________________ LINKS: - SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE - DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE - OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE - THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME |
Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Oct 2015 17:08 #267386
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My thread/My story
Slogans and Sayings Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up. Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly. Feel free to contact me anytime through private message or chat. Chizzuk emails by Rabbi Duvid Ashear shlita that can change your day subscribe now. Check out my powerful tefila. Depressed? Check out some of my jokes |