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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Aug 2015 06:16 #261215

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Oct 2015 19:44 #265356

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Oct 2015 22:44 #265408

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Oct 2015 23:59 #265413

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Oct 2015 03:29 #265438

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What Bracha do you make when biting your hands?

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Oct 2015 03:43 #265446

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Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
What Bracha do you make when biting your hands?

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 09 Oct 2015 13:37 #265482

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[quote="Gevura Shebyesod" post=265438]What Bracha do you make when biting your hands?

Poseach es yadecha..
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Oct 2015 16:49 #265599

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What Bracha do you make when shaving?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Oct 2015 17:15 #265605

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stillgoing wrote:
What Bracha do you make when shaving?
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לברך על זה?
מצוה הבא בעבירה!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Oct 2015 17:40 #265606

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What Bracha do you make when shaving?

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לברך על זה?
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Not sure about the first one, but two, three, and four, would imply that your name in real life is far from Mark.. (am I on the mark? )

I only meant trimming and only on lag b'omer when it's a mitzvah and with a cream - not cv"s with a shaver...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Oct 2015 18:23 #265609

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stillgoing wrote:
What Bracha do you make when shaving?
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יה״ר שנהיה לראש בלא זקן
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Oct 2015 18:24 #265610

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Oct 2015 18:35 #265611

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markz wrote:
stillgoing wrote:
What Bracha do you make when shaving?
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לברך על זה?
מצוה הבא בעבירה!
אולי ״שעשני גוי״!
עלינו לקבל על עצמינו לגדל זקן כשיעור זקנו של the.guard


Litvaks say אשר יצר את האדם בצלמו, chassidim say ברוך דיין האמת. The eibishter says ברוך גוזר ומקיים you be mekayem your minhag of גוזר = shaving. If you're a chusid feelin' depressed reading this you're in the right place " The Depressed Person's Chill Spot"
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Oct 2015 19:46 #265616

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the answers were so much better then mine. I wasn't going so deep. No reshonim for this one. I just meant .... shave'a brachos:P
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Oct 2015 19:53 #265617

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