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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 22 Oct 2015 18:26 #266655

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Still need to get those teeth fixed...

We all do need to K.O.T. kleen our teeth
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 23 Oct 2015 15:46 #266708

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WELCOME TO THE 21TH CENTURY!!!

*Our Phones ~ Wireless

*Cooking ~ Fireless

*Cars ~ Keyless

*Food ~ Fatless

*Tires ~ Tubeless

*Dress ~ Sleeveless

*Youth ~ Jobless

*Leaders ~ Shameless

*Relationships ~ Meaningless

*Attitude ~ Careless

*Wives ~ Fearless

*Babies ~ Fatherless

*Feelings ~ Heartless

*Education ~ Valueless

*Children ~ Mannerless

Everything is becoming LESS

But Still our hopes are ~ Endless.

In fact, I am ~ Speechless
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 19:05 #267005

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A lot of a guys around here say they have a lot of issues but accordin' to cheirim d'rabeinu gershin a man is only allowed to have one אשה [issue]
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 19:07 #267008

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How do become no more frum (C"V):

Take a frying pan, put in oil, put it on a flame, then sit on it, you will them become
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 19:13 #267012

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Mesayin wrote:
How do become no more frum (C"V):

Take a frying pan, put in oil, put it on a flame, then sit on it, you will them become
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 21:49 #267025

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Works best with "corn" oil.
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And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, that you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through...


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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 22:08 #267027

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9494 wrote:
Mesayin wrote:
How do become no more frum (C"V):

Take a frying pan, put in oil, put it on a flame, then sit on it, you will them become
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


Mesayin if one makes a joke like that he must be prepared to see karma dissapear very quickly


Yosef Hatzadik wrote:
Me3 wrote on 16 Mar 2011 18:16:

Why do I find the oddest things hysterically funny?

TrYiNg wrote on 27 Oct 2009 17:46:

Me3, did anyone ever say u shud b crowned 'best joker' on GUE?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 22:08 #267028

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Shlomo24 wrote:
Mesayin wrote:
How do become no more frum (C"V):

Take a frying pan, put in oil, put it on a flame, then sit on it, you will them become
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


oy vey
9494 wrote:
Mesayin if one makes a joke like that he must be prepared to see karma dissapear very quickly

Ok Ok Ok I don't know if you guys are cereal... I mean serious or you all just playin' a joke trying to get me nervous, cause it's working, I'm biting my nails and biting my curly payos out of nervousness.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 22:08 #267029

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Mesayin wrote:
How do become no more frum (C"V):

Take a frying pan, put in oil, put it on a flame, then sit on it, you will them become
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!


or you will need to take an aspirin for your ... ---burn
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 22:14 #267032

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Mesayin you missed the post I input 10 seconds before yours

Some people are either too thick or too clever for some of your blunt or sharp jokes

How about you start a new thread called mesayins jokes, and whoever goes there knows what to expect

It would help the reader if you write in the correct place where to laugh, too often jokes are posted and we don't know when to stop lauging
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 27 Oct 2015 22:17 #267033

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markz wrote:

It would help the reader if you write in the correct place where to laugh, too often jokes are posted and we don't know when to stop lauging

You mean (laugh here) I should post it (laugh here) like this? Is that (laugh here) what you (laugh here) mean?
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 29 Oct 2015 18:52 #267259

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For those who know the australian accent...

A guy from America comes to Australia,and someone asks him...

Did you come here to die?

American: No! Why would I come here to die?

Australian: No no, did you come here todie or yesterdie
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Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up.

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Oct 2015 00:13 #267297

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Mesayin wrote:
For those who know the australian accent...

A guy from America comes to Australia,and someone asks him...

Did you come here to die?

American: No! Why would I come here to die?

Australian: No no, did you come here todie or yesterdie


wow ... a thank you from the guard ... the first time a got one of those for one of my jokes i was smiling for a week.

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peloni almoni wrote:
this is indeed a very sticky issue


That is hilarious!!


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we always put our sobriety before our ego -
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 30 Oct 2015 00:15 by peloni almoni.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Oct 2015 01:54 #267313

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i was wondering - it says this blog was someone named jerusalemsexaddict. is that "jerusalem sex addict", or the ever-more optimistic "jerusalem's ex-addict".
then it occurred to me that maybe when he started, he was a jerusalem sex addict. thanks to GYE, now he is jerusalem's ex-addict.
however, one may ask on this pshat that an addict is never really an ex-addict.
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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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we always put our sobriety before our ego -
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לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Oct 2015 17:08 #267386

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peloni almoni wrote:
Mesayin wrote:
For those who know the australian accent...

A guy from America comes to Australia,and someone asks him...

Did you come here to die?

American: No! Why would I come here to die?

Australian: No no, did you come here todie or yesterdie


wow ... a thank you from the guard ... the first time a got one of those for one of my jokes i was smiling for a week.

That might have been a test thank you. Vda"l
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