ZemirosShabbos wrote
Perfect?
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding at the Hilton. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Lexus) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. To their surprise, there stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Although Jewish, they did not want to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, no matter what their religion. So the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their car and soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had a bad accident. Only one of them survived the accident.

The mind-numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

Women: stop reading here. This is the end of the joke.
Men: keep on scrolling...
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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident.

By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen

Can someone tell me who is the All Unread Threads Link shown above intended for?
Is there a prize for someone that completes all 5 THOUSAND 7 HUNDRED and 63 topics?

Rav hutner says: yehudah's malchus was concealed, as we see from his interaction with Yosef and story with tamar. Yosef's malchus was in open as we see in mitzrayim and his interaction with brothers.

If so, how come it is reversed in the future where yehudah is in open and yosef is concealed?

I heard as follows: Yosef is midas hayesod which is zachar. Yehudah is nekeivah, the keli machzik brachah.
By inception, the zachar is in the open; the female is concealed as she is mazria inside. Yet, after conception, the mother is in the open and the father is concealed.

In the establishing of klal yisroel, Yosef was in open and yehudah was concealed, but once it has been established already, Yosef was hidden and yehudah was binigleh.

May we be zoche to see both malchus revealed with the coming of mashiach tzidkeinu bimheirah, and may the kevod shamayim be at its fullest.

You always write so kurtz

Just to add 2 cents
Moshiach ben Yosef will be removed from the open, when Mashiach ben Yehuda reveals himself

TIME FOR MELAVA MALKA

Who wants Cholent?

newaction wrote:

the.guard wrote:

When Yaakov took away the malchus from Reuven, the brothers were wondering who was going to receive it, and the logical assumption would have been Yosef who was the bechor from Rochel, and had already been given a double portion in having 2 of his sons be shevatim of their own, and was already a melech. Instead Yehuda was given the malchus for all eternity.
Both Yosef and Yehuda had zechusim that brought them to malchus, although Yehuda's was greater. What were these zechusim?

Yosef was tempted by Potiphar's wife - and overcame the temptation. For this he was blessed with malchus. Yehuda was tempted by Tamar, and although we can't relate to the shivtei kah, the Torah says he succumbed - whatever that means. But after that Yehuda picked himself up, and KOT! For that he was given malchus for all eternity.

There are tzadikei oilam who never fall, there are nebach tzadikim who fall and don't recover, and then there are tzadikim who fall but pick themselves up and keep fighting. If I can't be in the first category, I know which of the other two I want to aim for. Halevai.

whatever that means. But after that Yehuda picked himself up, and KOT! For that he was given malchus for all eternity.

What's KOT? Kept On Truckin'?

wantoimprove wrote:
yup!
Checkout towing assistance in my signature for
"GYE glossary of terms" under 'Important Links'

Hatzlacha on the long haul

Parshas Boi/Bow(down)/Bow(tie)/Bei(fun der litte)

Cordnoy in signature wrote:


There may be a lesson to this we can learn from the past Parsha

The YH is symbolized by Paroah

Moshe came to this YH with one 'tool', and after 7 days, oops - that didn't work - we didn't gain redemption...
So, he went on to the next makka...



We should not give up, ever - not Today!

But don't fool yourself thinking that after leaving Egypt, and "passing 90 days", the YH is dead, sorry if I disappoint anyone. Mine is alive and kicking...

Good voch guys

cordnoy wrote on 25 Oct 2015 04:24:

'ood voch 'uys

serenity wrote on 28 Nov 2018 15:07:


So, where do you hang out???