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TOPIC: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 17197 Views

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 17:54 #426396

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youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:51:

redfaced wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:49:

youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:31:

wantingbetter wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:24:
Chanukah party’s….. who likes hatesthem who doesn’t like hate them? 

Did I make myself clear? 

I thought you had ways to deal with things that angered you...

Not since babayakob came to town. Now I am a loyal, pushy, sweaty Chassid with fish zaft and ketchup in my beard. 

Speakin' of the dude, where is he?
(Could be you can use this opportunity to escape...shhh) 
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 17:58 #426399

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Look what he turned me into, oh the shame!



 
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 18:20 #426403

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I don't see fish zaft or ketchup...don't think you can fool us with pictures that aren't the real YKW
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 19:17 #426404

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I'm don't understanding what you tinking R' EERIE, he's trying to staying annonomois, fur shoore he's putting that picshure

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 19:21 #426405

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youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:51:

redfaced wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:49:

youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:31:

wantingbetter wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:24:
Chanukah party’s….. who likes hatesthem who doesn’t like hate them? 

Did I make myself clear? 

I thought you had ways to deal with things that angered you...

Not since babayakob came to town. Now I am a loyal, pushy, sweaty Chassid with fish zaft and ketchup in my beard.

My dear chussid moireiny r di veist ver, you making big mistake, it's not only in yours bird, it's allover you face, don't trying to do different than I brainvashing you, I'm telling you ס'גייט זיך לוינען
Last Edit: 03 Dec 2024 19:24 by babayakob.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 19:53 #426406

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youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:58:
Look what he turned me into, oh the shame!





He turned you into Hagrid!
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 19:56 #426407

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babayakob wrote on 03 Dec 2024 19:21:

youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:51:

redfaced wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:49:

youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:31:

wantingbetter wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:24:
Chanukah party’s….. who likes hatesthem who doesn’t like hate them? 

Did I make myself clear? 

I thought you had ways to deal with things that angered you...

Not since babayakob came to town. Now I am a loyal, pushy, sweaty Chassid with fish zaft and ketchup in my beard.

My dear chussid moireiny r di veist ver, you making big mistake, it's not only in yours bird, it's allover you face, don't trying to do different than I brainvashing you, I'm telling you ס'גייט זיך לוינען

Wouldn't that be Redfaced?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל


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"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 20:16 #426409

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gevura shebyesod wrote on 03 Dec 2024 19:56:

babayakob wrote on 03 Dec 2024 19:21:

youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:51:

redfaced wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:49:

youknowwho wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:31:

wantingbetter wrote on 03 Dec 2024 17:24:
Chanukah party’s….. who likes hatesthem who doesn’t like hate them? 

Did I make myself clear? 

I thought you had ways to deal with things that angered you...

Not since babayakob came to town. Now I am a loyal, pushy, sweaty Chassid with fish zaft and ketchup in my beard.

My dear chussid moireiny r di veist ver, you making big mistake, it's not only in yours bird, it's allover you face, don't trying to do different than I brainvashing you, I'm telling you ס'גייט זיך לוינען

Wouldn't that be Redfaced?

So feel neevil pay and farsheyming ich dwarf freigin mine Dayan for permitchin to become a litvak. Genig is genig. 
Anyone know of a kosher cold Mikva?

End of grouch. I’m so done!!!!!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 21:28 #426427

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My Grouch

Mitzva Tanz (chasidish satmer type, sitting at 3AM and hearing what the Bubby that died 2,000 years ago did for bikur cholim, and how 'tzniusdig the other sides mechuten's half-brother's step-grand-daughter is dressed, or telling stale jokes of a shvigger and an airplane exhaust)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I would like to meet the guy that came up with this custom in a very dark ally in Burma...............
Last Edit: 03 Dec 2024 21:29 by chancy.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Dec 2024 23:42 #426430

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chancy wrote on 03 Dec 2024 21:28:
My Grouch

Mitzva Tanz (chasidish satmer type, sitting at 3AM and hearing what the Bubby that died 2,000 years ago did for bikur cholim, and how 'tzniusdig the other sides mechuten's half-brother's step-grand-daughter is dressed, or telling stale jokes of a shvigger and an airplane exhaust)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I would like to meet the guy that came up with this custom in a very dark ally in Burma...............

Can we please get the full joke about the mother in law and airplane exhaust?
I'm speaking at a sheva brachos soon and need material
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 04 Dec 2024 00:32 #426436

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odyossefchai wrote on 03 Dec 2024 23:42:

chancy wrote on 03 Dec 2024 21:28:
My Grouch

Mitzva Tanz (chasidish satmer type, sitting at 3AM and hearing what the Bubby that died 2,000 years ago did for bikur cholim, and how 'tzniusdig the other sides mechuten's half-brother's step-grand-daughter is dressed, or telling stale jokes of a shvigger and an airplane exhaust)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I would like to meet the guy that came up with this custom in a very dark ally in Burma...............

Can we please get the full joke about the mother in law and airplane exhaust?
I'm speaking at a sheva brachos soon and need material

its much funnier if you see it in person....
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 04 Dec 2024 03:29 #426451

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chancy wrote on 03 Dec 2024 21:28:
My Grouch

Mitzva Tanz (chasidish satmer type, sitting at 3AM and hearing what the Bubby that died 2,000 years ago did for bikur cholim, and how 'tzniusdig the other sides mechuten's half-brother's step-grand-daughter is dressed, or telling stale jokes of a shvigger and an airplane exhaust)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I would like to meet the guy that came up with this custom in a very dark ally in Burma...............

Halo chancy you really tinking you wanting to meating me in dark ally in burma? allover where I'm going, my 2000 yeer YOOGE shviger is coming with me, she gona sitting down on you, and you gona becoming a flache latke for chanike
Last Edit: 04 Dec 2024 03:30 by babayakob.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 04 Dec 2024 05:46 #426461

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babayakob wrote on 04 Dec 2024 03:29:

chancy wrote on 03 Dec 2024 21:28:
My Grouch

Mitzva Tanz (chasidish satmer type, sitting at 3AM and hearing what the Bubby that died 2,000 years ago did for bikur cholim, and how 'tzniusdig the other sides mechuten's half-brother's step-grand-daughter is dressed, or telling stale jokes of a shvigger and an airplane exhaust)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I would like to meet the guy that came up with this custom in a very dark ally in Burma...............

Halo chancy you really tinking you wanting to meating me in dark ally in burma? allover where I'm going, my 2000 yeer YOOGE shviger is coming with me, she gona sitting down on you, and you gona becoming a flache latke for chanike

Can y’all lemme no when this is happening? I just want to make sure everyone stays good and grouchy. 
And take bets. 

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 Dec 2024 18:33 #426584

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odyossefchai wrote on 03 Dec 2024 23:42:

chancy wrote on 03 Dec 2024 21:28:
My Grouch

Mitzva Tanz (chasidish satmer type, sitting at 3AM and hearing what the Bubby that died 2,000 years ago did for bikur cholim, and how 'tzniusdig the other sides mechuten's half-brother's step-grand-daughter is dressed, or telling stale jokes of a shvigger and an airplane exhaust)

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I would like to meet the guy that came up with this custom in a very dark ally in Burma...............

Can we please get the full joke about the mother in law and airplane exhaust?
I'm speaking at a sheva brachos soon and need material

Here goes............ fair warning, its not funny when you hear it for the millionth time, especially not at freaking 3AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A yurgerman shows up in shul out of breath and yelling exuberantly exciting sounds
Friend: whats with you today?
Yungerman: Well, my shvigger came from EY for yom tov and stayed over at my house for 3 weeks, today she went back! Im so happy!!
Friend: why are you covered in black soot?
Yurgernman: Because i kissed her plan's jet engine!

Please dont choke on your food and dont pee your pants on my account. 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 Dec 2024 18:55 #426591

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Sorry to change the subject here.
There were a bunch of posts about weather and people giving away their locations.

NOT ADVISED.

Yes, most people here are good, wonderful, caring, etc. But there are others hanging out here as well. Some with not the best intentions. Protect yo self
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Last Edit: 05 Dec 2024 18:56 by eerie.
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