I tried about 11 times to post something else, but it didn't word. that leads to today's 11 quotes:

1) If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer.

 2) If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try again.

3) If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.

4) If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

5) If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

6) If at first you succeed, then what?

7) If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving

8) If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents

9) If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a fool about it.

10) If at first you don't succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.

11) If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you

I love it!

There's so much tachlis in those lines

1) You may be doing it wrong
2) You may be doing it right but it didn't work out for reason that can change
3) Laugh about your failures, it sure beats crying over them
4) Don't try for something totally unrealistic
5) Something that used to be unrealistic may now be possible
6) Your plan needs long term goals as well as short term
7) Seriously, skydiving is dangerous. You're literally jumping out of a plane. If you need to get your adrenaline pumping just drive in new york or something.
8) Recognize that your past influences you. Then overcome it.
9) Don't fight a battle you won't win. It'll only depress you.
10) Don't let your efforts go to waste 
11) Others can help you when you can't help yourself. 

Does this count as arguing?

  

Was that in the handbook?

I missed it

What page

IMPORTANT MESSAGE FOR
INDEPENDENCE DAY

KEEP ON TRUCKING

stillgoing wrote on 27 Jun 2016 14:14:

this one is  geganved from the litvishe saying ''az es felt in hasboreh felt in havoneh''

rebyid31 wrote on 06 Jul 2016 21:23:

Where do you think he got it from, Al was a yiddle.

  

  

  

  

Great thread!

Wish I would have seen this a while ago.