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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 05:16 #267428

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peloni almoni wrote:
markz wrote:
PA
I want to save you before you do something crazy

Did you know? the sign of an idiot is someone who tells a joke then explains it.

I'm just saying...


my god...
you're really bored to death...


and by the way, the sign of idiot is someone who doesnt get a simple joke
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 05:32 #267431

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OMG!! SOY SAUCE! SOY BEANS!
SOY MUCHO CONFUSED-O!
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 19:01 #267470

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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 19:08 #267471

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Abbas, You always monopolize the jokes section. Give someone else a chance.

Was the msg that we're all going to jail in any case? To Hell?

So we should lust as much as we can while the goings good.

And this wasn't even in the dirty section, what the hell is gonna be there? I'll have to reconsider your previous invitation
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 20:47 #267491

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Woah things are getting WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too intense. chillzach boys, we are all brothers. the black monopoly thing should be deleted however, it is distasteful and racist. doesn't exactly represent the finer qualities of gye.
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 20:54 #267494

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Abbas, I removed the Black hatter game from my post.
Now do your part. Be decent. No negotiations, ok?
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 21:06 #267495

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fisrt of all, the black monopoly pic is from a civil rights website, and it is a symbol of black opression, not racism. it just happens to be funny as hell.
second, mr fruit loops, critiqing my shots is what someone else on gye (who i secretly refer to as "mom") is here for. (watch him go off on me for saying this).
third, what black hatter joke?
fourth, mr markz, i love the pic with the hat! gotta hand it to you. right now i am proud to have you as my talmid in humor.
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 01 Nov 2015 21:08 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 21:08 #267496

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also, this may be a good time to ask, mr markz, what is abbas a reference to?
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 21:21 #267500

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Ask Shlomo to forward you my PM.

Enough with the nonsense - No more joking allowed
Karl Mx is dead, Abbas is in a tunnel somewhere

Mark and Ploni(+e) are back!!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 01 Nov 2015 21:28 #267502

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markz wrote:


Mark and Ploni(+e) are back!!


a symbol of our unity ...


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Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 03:11 #267520

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peloni almoni wrote:
markz wrote:


Mark and Ploni(+e) are back!!


a symbol of our unity ...


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or ... KOF - KEEP ON FISHING (keep on monster fishing?)
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 03:40 #267521

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peloni almoni wrote:
i borrowed my friend's rambam today, but i realized that as long as i did not have my own, it would never really be Maimonides.

I just chapped the humor in this. It took me 2 months.
Well with a fish on my head what you gonna expect?

By the way I love fishing. As I drive along with you by my side I'm thinking
"What's it gonna be? Jewish gefilte, or Chinese Sushi?"

So if you know what's good for you
"Return again, return again" la di da
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 03:48 #267522

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markz wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
i borrowed my friend's rambam today, but i realized that as long as i did not have my own, it would never really be Maimonides.

I just chapped the humor in this. It took me 2 months.
Well with a fish on my head what you gonna expect?

By the way I love fishing. As I drive along with you by my side I'm thinking
"What's it gonna be? Jewish gefilte, or Chinese Sushi?"


isn't sushi japanese?
dont mean to be too so-phish-ticated for you...
Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
peloni_almoni@hotmail.com

None of us has it all together, but together, we have it all.

we always put our sobriety before our ego -
מוטב שאקרא שוטה כל ימי ואל אהיה רשע שעה אחת לפני המקום

לפעולות אדם בדבר שפתיך אני שמרתי אורחות פריץ. תמוך אשורי במעגלותיך בל נמוטו פעמי. תהלים יז
__________________________________________________________
LINKS:
- SOLUTIONS: WHERE DO I FIT IN TO GYE
- DOWNLOAD GYE HANDBOOK & READ AT LEAST TWICE
- OVERDOSE OF DOV: READING MATERIAL TO KEEP ME SANE
- THE BEST THREAD ON THE FORUM; READ, POST, AND HAVE A GREAT TIME
 
Last Edit: 02 Nov 2015 03:49 by peloni almoni.

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 03:52 #267523

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peloni almoni wrote:
markz wrote:
peloni almoni wrote:
i borrowed my friend's rambam today, but i realized that as long as i did not have my own, it would never really be Maimonides.

I just chapped the humor in this. It took me 2 months.
Well with a fish on my head what you gonna expect?

By the way I love fishing. As I drive along with you by my side I'm thinking
"What's it gonna be? Jewish gefilte, or Chinese Sushi?"


isn't sushi japanese?
dont mean to be too so-phish-ticated for you...

Give me another 2 months hic...
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 02 Nov 2015 03:55 #267524

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peloni almoni wrote:
also, this may be a good time to ask, mr markz, what is abbas a reference to?

It's REB Mark. If you knew who I wish i am you'd be more respectful
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