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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Nov 2015 03:16 #268683

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also, another 2 things.

1. i did not understand karmas until mom bichvodo uvatzmo explained them to me the night of the poll last week. so ... i cant say i completely dont care about karmas, but potentially losing them wont stop me.

2. might i suggest a pair of dark sunglasses for you car, as its wandering eyes are against the gye spirit. as it seems like you are doing some remodeling anyway ...

Have a corny day ... and if you do have other plans, change 'em!!
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Nov 2015 03:29 #268687

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1- I have been known to add 20 karmas per user in a short stretch of time. I assure you I can do the same למפרע. when you reach -1 you will run out of the toilet, and cry to the admin to save you
I have a hard time minusing Your karmas, cos some came from me, so I'd feel like I'm kicking myself in the pants (not the 1st time)

2- wandering eyes are preferred according to the revised version of the 12 steps posted on the (supposed to be) dirty jokes forum

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Nov 2015 17:03 #268732

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ok... i'm back. enough bathroom humor. here are some old-fashioned corno's:

(must have been a joke from my thread)

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 16 Nov 2015 17:21 #268735

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 17 Nov 2015 03:42 #268802

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	peloni almoni wrote: ok... i'm back. enough bathroom humor. here are some old-fashioned humor He made it out alive ur-a-jew wrote: For all you country goers, things to do at Wal-Mart while your wife is taking her sweet time... 13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, ""There is no toilet paper in here!""
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 17 Nov 2015 03:44 #268803

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	peloni almoni wrote: ok... i'm back. enough bathroom humor. here are some old-fashioned humor Phew he made it out alive ur-a-jew wrote: For all you country goers, things to do at Wal-Mart while your wife is taking her sweet time... 13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, ""There is no toilet paper in here!""
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 17 Nov 2015 05:11 #268809

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 17 Nov 2015 05:29 #268811

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	הגה
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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 17 Nov 2015 12:34 #268819

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habib613 wrote:

How To Clean A Cat

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.

Note: You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.

CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any surface they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone to open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
the Dog

26 Nov 2009

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 17 Nov 2015 14:04 #268823

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9494 wrote:

These jokes are getting a little to distasteful for my liking. Let me know when we get back to good funny stuff.

I deleted the nimshal of the dog and the cat, but since you asked for it here goes

"This is what fighting the YH head on looks like (Which some guys try to do), he will escape 'clean' and try bite again.

I my experience (even for me that was never was a sexaholic) true sobriety is gained only when we start to leave the cat alone"

I'm sure my friend Peloni Almoni, when he decides to explain, you wil understand that his toilet jokes are very deep

But I agree with you 9494 and Cordnoy, it's time we got a plumber in here!!

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 18 Nov 2015 04:12 #268919

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markz wrote:

I'm sure my friend Peloni Almoni, when he decides to explain, you wil understand that his toilet jokes are very deep

indeed my toilet itself also runs very deep, as i hope so does yours.

so, i have my once in a while bathroom humor day - why does everyone act like it happens every day? i think mom must be getting to you.

anyway, here is a nice one we can all relate to:

Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Nov 2015 01:38 #268999

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Nov 2015 02:28 #269002

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Nov 2015 02:45 #269005

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Re: FREE HARDCORE CORNOGRAPHY 19 Nov 2015 03:01 #269009

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	PA I saw these like an hour ago. Do you follow me remotely???
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