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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 11 Mar 2018 21:41 #328119

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I love the way the Earth spins around. It really makes my day!
The Blind Beggar is a character in Rebbe Nachman's story of the Seven Beggars.
If I view a woman as an object, I am powerless over lust, but I don't have to look.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Mar 2018 02:06 #328127

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Blind Beggar wrote on 11 Mar 2018 21:41:
I love the way the Earth spins around. It really makes my day!

#4givemeimfrustrated

I hate the way the clock turns around. It really ruins my day

I need to chill...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Mar 2018 03:22 #328132

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That's why they invented digital clocks.
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Mar 2018 14:10 #328145

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Blind Beggar wrote on 11 Mar 2018 21:41:
I love the way the Earth spins around. It really makes my day!

Proof that only after you had a good drink do you see the truth as only then do you feel the Earth spinning

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 12 Mar 2018 14:21 #328146

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ayidel wrote on 12 Mar 2018 14:10:

Blind Beggar wrote on 11 Mar 2018 21:41:
I love the way the Earth spins around. It really makes my day!

Proof that only after you had a good drink do you see the truth as only then do you feel the Earth spinning

Backwards

Which is why when drinking we have the awesome feeling that time has stopped for us
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Mar 2018 14:06 #328298

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Markz wrote on 12 Mar 2018 14:21:

ayidel wrote on 12 Mar 2018 14:10:

Blind Beggar wrote on 11 Mar 2018 21:41:
I love the way the Earth spins around. It really makes my day!

Proof that only after you had a good drink do you see the truth as only then do you feel the Earth spinning

Backwards

Which is why when drinking we have the awesome feeling that time has stopped for us
Thank Gd







for Woodford

Just talking about drink and already its backward
btw i always thought this was a wood ford
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Re: The Chilled Yids Chill Spot :) 25 Mar 2018 08:54 #328899

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two fools were driving a truck along the highway when they  came toward a bridge that had a sign "VERY LOW BRIDGE! NO TRUCKS!",so they both looked in the rearview mirror and excitedly said ,"NO COPS!"and sped  towards the bridge.

לב  טהור   ברא   לי   אלקים , ורוח  נכון    חדש  בקרבי

  to all my friends who heeded my request  to be so generous and give me a negative karma  for the sake of me acquiring       
                                                . humility ,i humbly  thank you                                                                                                 

Last Edit: 25 Mar 2018 19:14 by ieeyc.

Re: The chilled Yids Chill Spot :) 25 Mar 2018 09:05 #328900

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the driver from the above mentioned truck when he got out of the hospital,took his son to the zoo,the little boy asked his father when they came to the lions , what kind of animals are these ?the father wisely answered "dangaroos!", when they came to the bear , the son asked , and what are these?answered the father proudly,"dangaroos!"oh said the son ,when they came to the monkeys the son asked what are these animals?the father answered wisely AND proudly,"dangaroos!asked the son ,are they all dangaroos?!how do you know?pointed the father to a sign that said ,"keep away from the animals, they are all dangerous!"

לב  טהור   ברא   לי   אלקים , ורוח  נכון    חדש  בקרבי

  to all my friends who heeded my request  to be so generous and give me a negative karma  for the sake of me acquiring       
                                                . humility ,i humbly  thank you                                                                                                 

Last Edit: 25 Mar 2018 19:08 by ieeyc.

Re: The chilled Yids Chill Spot :) 24 Apr 2018 03:42 #330174

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a reporter once asked the mayor,how many people work in city hall?the mayor replied,"about half"

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  to all my friends who heeded my request  to be so generous and give me a negative karma  for the sake of me acquiring       
                                                . humility ,i humbly  thank you                                                                                                 

Re: The chilled Yids Chill Spot :) 24 Apr 2018 03:51 #330175

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A traveling salesman passing  through a small texas town gets off the train and sees a  little old man in a rocking chair on the porch of his house .So he stops  and says  to the little  old man,"You dont look  as if you  have a care in the world.Whats your formula   for a long and happy life?"

The old man says," Well sir , I smoke six packs of cigarettes a day, I drink a  quart of bourbon every four hours,and six cases of beer a week. i never wash, and I dont  get to bed until 4:00 am"

So the salesman says ,"Wow,thats great, how old are you?"

And the little man says ,"I`m  twenty two."

לב  טהור   ברא   לי   אלקים , ורוח  נכון    חדש  בקרבי

  to all my friends who heeded my request  to be so generous and give me a negative karma  for the sake of me acquiring       
                                                . humility ,i humbly  thank you                                                                                                 

Last Edit: 24 Apr 2018 03:55 by ieeyc.

Re: The chilled Yids Chill Spot :) 24 Apr 2018 04:04 #330177

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a man walks into his bosses office and says my wife said i should ask for a raise, the boss replies, ok ill ask my wife if i can give you one

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  to all my friends who heeded my request  to be so generous and give me a negative karma  for the sake of me acquiring       
                                                . humility ,i humbly  thank you                                                                                                 

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Apr 2018 04:04 #330178

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the.guard wrote on 01 Oct 2009 21:38:
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

2 The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or a leaky tire.

3. It's always darkest before dawn, so if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don't succeed...Skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Re: The chilled Yids Chill Spot :) 24 Apr 2018 04:08 #330179

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 aguy was walking down the street when he is approached by a blind begger,, can you give me a dime asked the begger? so the goes fishing around for the dime he notices the begger is peeking at him, hey your a faker! ok ,said the begger ,can you gimme a nickel?

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  to all my friends who heeded my request  to be so generous and give me a negative karma  for the sake of me acquiring       
                                                . humility ,i humbly  thank you                                                                                                 

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Apr 2018 04:13 #330182

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Title corrected. 
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Apr 2018 04:30 #330185

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Markz wrote on 24 Apr 2018 04:13:
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