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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 01 Jul 2016 21:01 #291207

inastruggle Current streak: 25 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder the picture is shimshon hagibor. not st. mary.... Posts: 1263 Karma: 35	I did start readin it. Will get to the end be"h one chapter at a time

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Jul 2016 03:28 #291581

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the.guard wrote on 18 Jun 2009 21:31:

Here's a milsa debidichusah. Today I was discussing with some friends about how many Chassidim don't say Tachnun on a Yartzeit of a "Tzadik Mefursam", and many times Chassidim will find the Yartzeit of a "Tzadik Mefursam" on every single day of the year. So I thought that maybe that was the machlokes between Korach and Moshe in this week's parsha. Korach said "Kulam Kedoshim" - they are all holy, there's always a yartzeit of someone holy - so we never need to say Tachnun! But Moshe disagreed, as it says "Vayipol Moshe al Panav".

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Jul 2016 19:21 #291627

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 08 Jul 2016 19:38 #291629

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	I surmise (for the JHF department of home affairs) that Adar sheini was probably a litvishe conspiracy, so they could squeeze some more Tachnun for as many years that they could, and the chassidishe made an uprising to with theatrics that אין בין אדר ראשון לאדר שני
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 10 Jul 2016 17:52 #291676

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 13 Jul 2016 10:24 #291852

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 13 Jul 2016 23:28 #291880

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okay, this one i have to admit, made me really laugh out loud. kudos.

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jul 2016 07:59 #291909

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	Well, yes, that was sort of the point of the post...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jul 2016 15:41 #291939

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shouldn't you be in karchei hayam?

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jul 2016 16:32 #291945

ben durdayah Current streak: 49 days OFFLINE Platinum Boarder No, that is not a mouse... Posts: 1253 Karma: 5	EBD didn't live in karchei hayam... He went there to feed his addiction. In the end, he wound up somewhere else entirely... Perhaps if GYE had been around then, he never would have went to karchei hayam...
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 14 Jul 2016 17:21 #291947

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Perhaps if the internet had been around he never would have had to go to Karchei hayam..

and he never would have ended up where he eventually got to..

In other news..

What if Leah HAD married Esav?

What if the Jews did NOT make the Eigel Hazahav?

What if Adam and Chavah RESTRAINED themselves from eating those sweet fruits?

What if R' Yochanan Ben Zakai had asked for MORE?

How many licks does it take to reach the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie pop?

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 18 Jul 2016 08:25 #292158

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 24 Jul 2016 02:53 #292530

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ben durdayah wrote on 22 Jul 2016 09:06:

Abie wrote on 22 Jul 2016 05:04:

Markz wrote on 22 Jul 2016 04:41:

Usually one who needs such sex advice, doesn't know who TAG is, and doesn't have a filter and can Google the WWW

לא זכיתי לעמוד על דבריו כלל וכלל
וכי אין ל"בני מתיבתא" שאיפה לגדלות

Abie --- I'm plotzing! That is hysterical.

But in all seriousness,

בני מתיבתא" יודעים ששאיפתם לגדלות היא חלק מהפראבלעם שלהם, והכל הבל ורעותא דליבא"

I think I finally discovered why this is called the depressed spot

Its to share jokes others don't get and depress them

Can someone please explain Abies joke to me... I don't get it :-(

And if it was intended to depress, well then Abie this is for you

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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Aug 2016 19:15 #294542

Markz OFFLINE Platinum Boarder Posts: 8203 Karma: 426	So... Apparently the GYE website is really old, cos it's showing a horse and wagon in my signature, which isn't so on mobile
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Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Aug 2016 17:39 #294574

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