Read once, then minimize to save screen space.

Forum Overview

Post on the forum to get support, tell your story and reach out for help when feeling weak!

You will never be alone in this struggle again.

The GYE forum is anonymous platform of group support, and a life-line of chizuk for hundreds of people in exactly your situation. 

To use the forum you need to first become a member of the site, sign up here.

After signing up to the site, go to the forum, enter one of our boards and press "New Topic" to begin posting! 

Welcome, Guest

The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :)
(0 viewing) 
Getting out of Isolation and connecting with others is an important part of recovery. This board is for non-addiction related threads, where members exchange jokes, have fun - and drink Lechayim Together!

TOPIC: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 299239 Views

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 29 Dec 2015 03:56 #272644

  • Markz
  • Current streak: 197 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 7540
  • Karma: 384
image_2015-12-29.jpeg
My Story---------Dov Quotes




FREE LUST TRUCK TOWING
Click HERE to checkout;
100 Day Success Stories: cordnoy, Dov, Gevura and more...
• Awesome Threads Saved for You
• Cast Your Vote

GYE Plenty Solutions
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk

➣ Nice Trucking Story

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Dec 2015 00:57 #272765

  • Markz
  • Current streak: 197 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 7540
  • Karma: 384
cordnoy wrote:
ZemirosShabbos wrote:
judging by the socks he must be viznitz


I'm not sure of the different sects of chassids that there are or in particular as to what type of socks they wear on their feet, but if you dig a bit deeper, perhaps you can find out how the 'Yankles' were dressed when they played baseball.


yankles_dugout.jpg

My Story---------Dov Quotes




FREE LUST TRUCK TOWING
Click HERE to checkout;
100 Day Success Stories: cordnoy, Dov, Gevura and more...
• Awesome Threads Saved for You
• Cast Your Vote

GYE Plenty Solutions
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk

➣ Nice Trucking Story

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Dec 2015 05:35 #272790

  • Markz
  • Current streak: 197 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 7540
  • Karma: 384
Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats
A: So they can see their Air Force.
My Story---------Dov Quotes




FREE LUST TRUCK TOWING
Click HERE to checkout;
100 Day Success Stories: cordnoy, Dov, Gevura and more...
• Awesome Threads Saved for You
• Cast Your Vote

GYE Plenty Solutions
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk

➣ Nice Trucking Story

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 30 Dec 2015 21:39 #272876

  • Markz
  • Current streak: 197 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 7540
  • Karma: 384
Guys I can't do this alone

I want this thread to overtake the other one with 125 pages called "I'm about to fall"

All hands aboard!!!!!!'
My Story---------Dov Quotes




FREE LUST TRUCK TOWING
Click HERE to checkout;
100 Day Success Stories: cordnoy, Dov, Gevura and more...
• Awesome Threads Saved for You
• Cast Your Vote

GYE Plenty Solutions
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk

➣ Nice Trucking Story
Last Edit: 30 Dec 2015 23:01 by Markz.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Dec 2015 00:12 #272896

  • Markz
  • Current streak: 197 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 7540
  • Karma: 384
I guess I'll have to do this all alone with the help of the One Above

How To Tell Where A Driver Is From

One hand on the wheel, one hand on the horn: Chicago

One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California
With gun in lap: L.A.

One hand on ........ ....... deleted ... ( I saved the moderator a job): NY

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California
My Story---------Dov Quotes




FREE LUST TRUCK TOWING
Click HERE to checkout;
100 Day Success Stories: cordnoy, Dov, Gevura and more...
• Awesome Threads Saved for You
• Cast Your Vote

GYE Plenty Solutions
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk

➣ Nice Trucking Story

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Dec 2015 03:10 #272934

  • Markz
  • Current streak: 197 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 7540
  • Karma: 384
Identifying Drivers From Different Areas (Part II)

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy

Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia

Two hands on wheel, driving forty-five in a seventy mph zone in the left lane, with the right turn signal on, and making a right turn: New Mexico

Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado

One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas, Country, Male

One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas, City, Male

One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plates
My Story---------Dov Quotes




FREE LUST TRUCK TOWING
Click HERE to checkout;
100 Day Success Stories: cordnoy, Dov, Gevura and more...
• Awesome Threads Saved for You
• Cast Your Vote

GYE Plenty Solutions
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk

➣ Nice Trucking Story

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Dec 2015 16:48 #272990

  • Mesayin
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • הבא ליטהר מסייעין אותו
  • Posts: 357
  • Karma: 8
Both hands tightly on the wheel, driving 15 where the speed limit is 30, constantly checking the mirrors, takes a half hour to parallel park with no cars in front or in back: A Woman

P.S. If one is driving on the highway and sees a vehicle in the left lane driving 5 MPH slower than the speed limit, then it not permitted to look at the driver, 'cause there is a 95% chance it's a woman.
My thread/My story

Slogans and Sayings

Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up.

Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly.

Feel free to contact me anytime through private message or chat.

Chizzuk emails by Rabbi Duvid Ashear shlita that can change your day subscribe now.

Check out my powerful tefila.

Depressed? Check out some of my jokes

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Dec 2015 16:52 #272991

  • Markz
  • Current streak: 197 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 7540
  • Karma: 384
Mesayin wrote:
Both hands tightly on the wheel, driving 15 where the speed limit is 30, constantly checking the mirrors, takes a half hour to parallel park with no cars in front or in back: A Woman

P.S. If one is driving on the highway and sees a vehicle in the left lane driving 5 MPH slower than the speed limit, then it not permitted to look at the driver, 'cause there is a 95% chance it's a woman.
You can look - it's probably your wife
My Story---------Dov Quotes




FREE LUST TRUCK TOWING
Click HERE to checkout;
100 Day Success Stories: cordnoy, Dov, Gevura and more...
• Awesome Threads Saved for You
• Cast Your Vote

GYE Plenty Solutions
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk

➣ Nice Trucking Story

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Dec 2015 17:04 #272992

  • Mesayin
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • הבא ליטהר מסייעין אותו
  • Posts: 357
  • Karma: 8
markz wrote:
Mesayin wrote:
Both hands tightly on the wheel, driving 15 where the speed limit is 30, constantly checking the mirrors, takes a half hour to parallel park with no cars in front or in back: A Woman

P.S. If one is driving on the highway and sees a vehicle in the left lane driving 5 MPH slower than the speed limit, then it not permitted to look at the driver, 'cause there is a 95% chance it's a woman.
You can look - it's probably your wife


No! My wife is that thing that's in the passenger seat yellin' driving instructions.

(Well not really, I'm not married yet, but one day b'kuroiv)
My thread/My story

Slogans and Sayings

Relapses and falling are inevitable, the challenge is getting up.

Tzaddikim are the not the ones that don't fall, they are the ones that fall constantly and get up constantly.

Feel free to contact me anytime through private message or chat.

Chizzuk emails by Rabbi Duvid Ashear shlita that can change your day subscribe now.

Check out my powerful tefila.

Depressed? Check out some of my jokes

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Dec 2015 23:49 #273040

  • cordnoy
  • OFFLINE
  • Moderator
  • I'm sailin', for I've got to be free
  • Posts: 11434
  • Karma: 565
Mesayin wrote:
markz wrote:
Mesayin wrote:
Both hands tightly on the wheel, driving 15 where the speed limit is 30, constantly checking the mirrors, takes a half hour to parallel park with no cars in front or in back: A Woman

P.S. If one is driving on the highway and sees a vehicle in the left lane driving 5 MPH slower than the speed limit, then it not permitted to look at the driver, 'cause there is a 95% chance it's a woman.
You can look - it's probably your wife


No! My wife is that thing that's in the passenger seat yellin' driving instructions.

(Well not really, I'm not married yet, but one day b'kuroiv)


Not if you keep callin' her "thing."
My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
My threads:
GYE Handbook | Gibbor's Insights | GYE FAQ - Thanks Skep and DMS123456789 White Book | Big Book (Alcoholics Anonymous)

If one gives up at the first sign of a struggle, he is really not ready to be successful."
"Tryin' and doin' are two different thin's - tryin' is hopin'; doin' is succeedin'.
"The right thin' to do and the hard thin' to do are usually the same."


Disclaimer: I am not a cheerleader; B"H, there are many on the site. I am here to change myself, and with God's help, by some mistake, I might even help change others.

MY POSTS ARE NOT WRITTEN AS A MODERATOR UNLESS EXPLICITLY STATED.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 31 Dec 2015 23:57 #273041

  • Bigmoish
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 1152
  • Karma: 167
cordnoy wrote:
Mesayin wrote:
markz wrote:
Mesayin wrote:
Both hands tightly on the wheel, driving 15 where the speed limit is 30, constantly checking the mirrors, takes a half hour to parallel park with no cars in front or in back: A Woman

P.S. If one is driving on the highway and sees a vehicle in the left lane driving 5 MPH slower than the speed limit, then it not permitted to look at the driver, 'cause there is a 95% chance it's a woman.
You can look - it's probably your wife


No! My wife is that thing that's in the passenger seat yellin' driving instructions.

(Well not really, I'm not married yet, but one day b'kuroiv)


Not if you keep callin' her "thing."

You prefer "her tzi?"
Handbook | Skep's Tips
My threads:
www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/236327-Bigmoish-tries-to-be-good
www.guardyoureyes.com/forum/4-On-the-Way-to-90-Days/236329-Bigmoishs-path-to-tahara

"Expectation is the mother of frustration" - gibbor120
"Today, damn it! Today!" - cordnoy
"Desiring is not a sin at all, but just a sign that you are not dead yet" - Dov
"We are our own worst observer" - eslaasos's therapist
WDHW!!!

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 01 Jan 2016 01:05 #273046

  • Gevura Shebyesod
  • Current streak: 32 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 3987
  • Karma: 457
Does she wear red pajamas and have blue hair?
!אנא עבדא דקודשא בריך הוא

וּבְיָדְךָ כֹּחַ וּגְבוּרָה וּבְיָדְךָ לְגַדֵּל וּלְחַזֵּק לַכֹּל

And every day that you want to waste, that you want to waste, you can
And every day that you want to wake up, that you want to wake, you can
And every day that you want to change, that you want to change, yeah
I'll help you see it through...


"If it would be so easy there wouldn't be a GYE, but if it would be impossible there also wouldn't be a GYE."

"Sometimes a hard decision leads to an easier outcome."

- General Grant



My story: guardyoureyes.com/forum/19-Introduce-Yourself/111583-hello-my-friends

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 01 Jan 2016 01:12 #273048

  • Markz
  • Current streak: 197 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 7540
  • Karma: 384
Any of you had issues with Microsoft programs?
Is your PC gonna crash when the clock strikes 12?
Time for Revenge

Bill Gates: "There are a few issues we need to discuss."
Contractor: "Ah, you have our basic support option. option. Calls are free for the first 90 days and $75 a call thereafter. Okay?"
Bill: "Uh, yeah... the first issue is the living room. We think its a little smaller than we anticipated."
Contractor: "Yeah. Some compromises were made to have it out by the release date."
Bill: "We won't be able to fit all our furniture in there."
Contractor: "Well, you have two options. You can purchase a new, larger living room: or you can use a Stacker."
Bill: "Stacker?"
Contractor: "Yeah, it allows you to fit twice as much furniture into the room. By stacking it, of course, you put the entertainment center on the couch... the chairs on the table... etc. You leave an empty spot, so when you want to use some furniture you can unstack what you need and then put it back when you're done."
Bill: "Uh... I Dunno... Issue two. The second issue is the light fixtures The bulbs we brought with us from our old home won't fit. The threads run the wrong way."
Contractor: "Oh! That's easy. Those bulbs aren't plug and play. You'll have to upgrade to the new bulbs."
Bill: "And the electrical outlets? The holes are round, not rectangular. How do I fix that?"
Contractor: "Just uninstall and reinstall the electrical system."
Bill: "You're kidding!?"
Contractor: "Nope. Its the only way."
Bill: " Contractor: "That's a resource leakage problem. One fixture is failing to terminate and is hogging the resource preventing access from other fixtures."
Bill: "And how do I fix that?"
Contractor: "Well, after each flush, you all need to exit the house, turn off the water at the street, turn it back on, reenter the house and then you can get back to work."
Bill: "That's the last straw. What kind of product are you selling me?"
Contractor: "Hey, if you don't like it, nobody made you buy it."
Bill: "And when will it be fixed?"
Contractor: "Oh, in your next house - which will be ready to release sometime near the end of next year. Actually it was due out this year, but we've had some delays..."
My Story---------Dov Quotes




FREE LUST TRUCK TOWING
Click HERE to checkout;
100 Day Success Stories: cordnoy, Dov, Gevura and more...
• Awesome Threads Saved for You
• Cast Your Vote

GYE Plenty Solutions
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk

➣ Nice Trucking Story

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 01 Jan 2016 01:38 #273049

  • cordnoy
  • OFFLINE
  • Moderator
  • I'm sailin', for I've got to be free
  • Posts: 11434
  • Karma: 565
Gevura Shebyesod wrote:
Does she wear red pajamas and have blue hair?


At first I was gonna write that this is the second joke in a row (including big bad friendly Moish) that I didn't chap, but then I got it, and no, gevurah did not mean k.p.
My email: thenewme613@hotmail.com
My threads:
GYE Handbook | Gibbor's Insights | GYE FAQ - Thanks Skep and DMS123456789 White Book | Big Book (Alcoholics Anonymous)

If one gives up at the first sign of a struggle, he is really not ready to be successful."
"Tryin' and doin' are two different thin's - tryin' is hopin'; doin' is succeedin'.
"The right thin' to do and the hard thin' to do are usually the same."


Disclaimer: I am not a cheerleader; B"H, there are many on the site. I am here to change myself, and with God's help, by some mistake, I might even help change others.

MY POSTS ARE NOT WRITTEN AS A MODERATOR UNLESS EXPLICITLY STATED.

Re: The Depressed Person's Chill Spot :) 03 Jan 2016 02:28 #273149

  • Markz
  • Current streak: 197 days
  • OFFLINE
  • Platinum Boarder
  • Posts: 7540
  • Karma: 384
A rabbi, a minister, and a priest were playing poker when
the police raided the game. Turning to the priest, the
lead police officer said, "Father Murphy, were you gambling?"
Turning his eyes to heaven, the priest whispered, "L*rd,
forgive me for what I am about to do." To the police
officer, he then said, "No, officer; I was not gambling."
The officer then asked the minister, "Pastor Johnson,
were you gambling?" Again, after an appeal to heaven,
the minister replied, "No, officer; I was not gambling."
Turning to the rabbi, the officer again asked,
"Rabbi Goldstein, were you gambling?"
Shrugging his shoulders, the rabbi replied, "With whom?"
My Story---------Dov Quotes




FREE LUST TRUCK TOWING
Click HERE to checkout;
100 Day Success Stories: cordnoy, Dov, Gevura and more...
• Awesome Threads Saved for You
• Cast Your Vote

GYE Plenty Solutions
➣ The Mark of Torah - Lust Chizuk

➣ Nice Trucking Story
Time to create page: 1.15 seconds

Are you sure?

Yes