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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 18 Mar 2025 04:22 #432940

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Ahhhhh. The weather is finally decent I can go out and enjoy a litt................
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Mar 2025 08:11 #433092

I never understood the ppl who take the time to come to the airport 3 hrs before their flight only to have one bag be overweight, they obviously packed early with plenty of time to get it right in their house, is there some sort of sick pleasure in having 400 ppl watch you sort through all the dirty laundry and garbage you packed!??
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Mar 2025 14:10 #433110

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ratherstayanonymous wrote on 20 Mar 2025 08:11:
I never understood the ppl who take the time to come to the airport 3 hrs before their flight only to have one bag be overweight, they obviously packed early with plenty of time to get it right in their house, is there some sort of sick pleasure in having 400 ppl watch you sort through all the dirty laundry and garbage you packed!??
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Okay. First off, you clearly don’t know the pressure to get there 3 hours early. It can get intense. 
And about the coffee machine. It’s duty free! That means no tax!! 
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 24 Mar 2025 14:43 #433319

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Bein Hazmanim....... oh cr*p! More triggers, more free time perfect for lustiness (is that a word??? ya know what I just don't give a d**n). All these happy and joyful friends ready to open their perfect Pesach car cleaning buisnesses (oh you want us to vacum too...that'll be another 50 smackers, $75 more if you want us to use the spray) while I get to wallow in self pity slaving away on all fours cleaning a house I hanvn't been to in a year hoping to stay sober for another day.
I won't even have access to GYE over bein hazmanim...what a mess

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 25 Mar 2025 17:15 #433425

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azivashacheit101 wrote on 24 Mar 2025 14:43:

I won't even have access to GYE over bein hazmanim...what a mess

Get some friends' phone numbers and stay tightly in touch
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2025 02:47 #433468

eerie wrote on 25 Mar 2025 17:15:

azivashacheit101 wrote on 24 Mar 2025 14:43:

I won't even have access to GYE over bein hazmanim...what a mess

Get some friends' phone numbers and stay tightly in touch

The great R'Eerie couldn't just leave the grouchery as a place to grouch, just had to throw an eitza in

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2025 05:09 #433474

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ratherstayanonymous wrote on 26 Mar 2025 02:47:

eerie wrote on 25 Mar 2025 17:15:

azivashacheit101 wrote on 24 Mar 2025 14:43:

I won't even have access to GYE over bein hazmanim...what a mess

Get some friends' phone numbers and stay tightly in touch

The great R'Eerie couldn't just leave the grouchery as a place to grouch, just had to throw an eitza in

Just wanted to give you another thing to grouch about
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2025 05:14 #433476

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This has to end. Enough already. 

The place where I usually daven maariv is a minyan factory ish (which is to say that they have official times for tefillos, but if there are enough inpatient folks hanging around, they can go for it). (Most people daven Nusach Sfard, which rocks. Just by the way.) But there are some chevra  who take the middle road- they go to a designated place, then start before the official time. Seriously not ok. Legit. I mean, especially with maariv being done Sfard, you can get there a minute after the start time and still catch Barchu. But these schmendricks. Because they can’t friggin wait just a measly minute, they mess me over. Gotta wait for the next minyan. 

Schmendricks. *shakes head in disdain*
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2025 05:16 #433477

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Oh, so that old grouchy grump was you?!?!?! now I know where to look out for ya
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 Mar 2025 05:19 #433479

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rebakiva wrote on 26 Mar 2025 05:16:
Oh, so that old grouchy grump was you?!?!?!

I gave the ש״ץ such a look of disgust, like “dude, why?”. Kinda wanted him to grovel and melt into the floor. Don’t think it affected him much, though. 
Oh, well. Just another thing to Grouch about.
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
Last Edit: 26 Mar 2025 05:22 by tzitzis dude.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2025 05:04 #433651

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Peach is coming!! In two weeks!!! 
We haven’t even started cleaning yet!!!! My car is filthy!!!!! Haven’t booked a car cleaning service yet for no good reason at all!!!!!!!
#FamilyDrama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2025 14:46 #433699

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tzitzis dude wrote on 28 Mar 2025 05:04:
Peach is coming!! In two weeks!!! 
We haven’t even started cleaning yet!!!! My car is filthy!!!!! Haven’t booked a car cleaning service yet for no good reason at all!!!!!!!
#FamilyDrama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything in this post sounds just about average. 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2025 15:36 #433703

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iyh2023 wrote on 28 Mar 2025 14:46:

tzitzis dude wrote on 28 Mar 2025 05:04:
Peach is coming!! In two weeks!!! 
We haven’t even started cleaning yet!!!! My car is filthy!!!!! Haven’t booked a car cleaning service yet for no good reason at all!!!!!!!
#FamilyDrama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything in this post sounds just about average. 

Just about average??!!

What kind of fineshmecker can afford a car cleaning service?!

I haven't started cleaning either, but I'm not grouching. No, baruch hashem I can't afford a house so it's very easy to clean my tiny apartment despite all my amazing beautiful kinderlach I am so #BLESSED with tracking crumbs literally everywhere. 

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 28 Mar 2025 16:11 #433708

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chosemyshem wrote on 28 Mar 2025 15:36:

iyh2023 wrote on 28 Mar 2025 14:46:

tzitzis dude wrote on 28 Mar 2025 05:04:
Peach is coming!! In two weeks!!! 
We haven’t even started cleaning yet!!!! My car is filthy!!!!! Haven’t booked a car cleaning service yet for no good reason at all!!!!!!!
#FamilyDrama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything in this post sounds just about average. 

Just about average??!!

What kind of fineshmecker can afford a car cleaning service?!

I haven't started cleaning either, but I'm not grouching. No, baruch hashem I can't afford a house so it's very easy to clean my tiny apartment despite all my amazing beautiful kinderlach I am so #BLESSED with tracking crumbs literally everywhere. 

I sit corrected. (I’d say “stand”, but I’m sitting when writing this Grouch.) The kids get stuff everywhere. I’d say “they get crumbs everywhere”, but those aren’t really an issue, per say. 
We got a car a few weeks ago, and already have to de-חמץ-afy it. 

Oh, and did I mention life hasn’t paused?
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 30 Mar 2025 05:31 #433757

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iyh2023 wrote on 28 Mar 2025 14:46:

tzitzis dude wrote on 28 Mar 2025 05:04:
Peach is coming!! In two weeks!!! 
We haven’t even started cleaning yet!!!! My car is filthy!!!!! Haven’t booked a car cleaning service yet for no good reason at all!!!!!!!
#FamilyDrama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everything in this post sounds just about average. 

Oh. So that’s how you’re playing it, eh? 
And since did a Grouch have to be above “average” to be posted?
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“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
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