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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2025 14:22 #434489

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BenHashemBH wrote on 10 Apr 2025 12:17:
40 hungry men who haven't eaten breakfast yet descending on a single box of dainishes . . . Nope.

Spoken like a true non-bchor

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2025 15:09 #434492

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simchastorah wrote on 10 Apr 2025 14:22:

BenHashemBH wrote on 10 Apr 2025 12:17:
40 hungry men who haven't eaten breakfast yet descending on a single box of dainishes . . . Nope.

Spoken like a true non-bchor

I read that as bochur, not b'chor, at first. True either way though.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2025 17:55 #434496

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My grouchiness. It’s erev Pesach, and these weak sauce Grouches are all that y’all can come up with? Is life too smooth to let it go out here???
“Verbing weirds language”
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-also Calvin.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2025 17:56 #434497

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tzitzis dude wrote on 10 Apr 2025 17:55:
My grouchiness. It’s erev Pesach, and these weak sauce Grouches are all that y’all can come up with? Is life too smooth to let it go out here???

How’s about pre-Chag traffic- with drivers who seem to have just met the road, plus walkers who act as if they’ve never walked on a flipping street with cars.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2025 17:57 #434498

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tzitzis dude wrote on 10 Apr 2025 17:56:

tzitzis dude wrote on 10 Apr 2025 17:55:
My grouchiness. It’s erev Pesach, and these weak sauce Grouches are all that y’all can come up with? Is life too smooth to let it go out here???

How’s about pre-Chag traffic- with drivers who seem to have just met the road, plus walkers who act as if they’ve never walked on a flipping street with cars.

And how lovely it is to navigate said streets with the nervous wreck of a Rebbetzin sitting in the passenger seat, freaking out at every lane switch.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Apr 2025 18:04 #434499

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tzitzis dude wrote on 10 Apr 2025 17:56:

tzitzis dude wrote on 10 Apr 2025 17:55:
My grouchiness. It’s erev Pesach, and these weak sauce Grouches are all that y’all can come up with? Is life too smooth to let it go out here???

How’s about pre-Chag traffic- with drivers who seem to have just met the road, plus walkers who act as if they’ve never walked on a flipping street with cars.

Wait, wait, wait

You have time to drive?

With the Rebbetzin?!?!?!

No one is cleaning, or cooking, or chasing toddlers who stole a cracker and are now headed straight for the kashered kitchen sink?

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 11 Apr 2025 16:28 #434521

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It’s not even Erev Pesach yet, and we’re all already starving.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
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