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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 Jun 2024 03:18 #414690

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tzitzis dude wrote on 05 Jun 2024 02:16:
Yeah, so I finally worked up my nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Didn’t go over too well. 
And i just stubbed my already stubbed toe. It hurts a whole bunch.
And I’m exhausted. 
Stay grouchy, peeps. 

Bah, arrr, betcha ya probably deserved it….

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 10 Jun 2024 15:42 #414969

Ridiculous songs stuck in my head all morning, full of inappropriate humor.  And if I try to sing something else and redirect my mind I start coughing out of control...
It took a lot of trying, succeeding, failing, succeeding some more, failing some more, finding "substitute addictions", letting go of them, finding them again, losing my mind a couple of times, etc. etc. b''h I'm alive and happy, but I still have my work cut out for me.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Jun 2024 02:29 #415073

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Last night, we made kiddush after ten frikkin thirty. (I got home almost an hour before) Went to bed after 12:00. 

For the married folks, head on over to the Balei Batim’s forum for even more grouching. 
Or don’t. See if i care. 
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“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Jun 2024 15:59 #415105

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tzitzis dude wrote on 03 Apr 2024 17:08:
BH, a 10-lb boy. 
Over a week overdue, and BH doesn’t look as much as an alien as they usually do. 


Before 4 months pass, I don’t want to hear 1 grouch from you on this thread.
Not about staining or MIL or lousy cheesecake.

If you don’t like my suggestion go to your room and grouch!!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Jun 2024 16:28 #415106

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I just heard this incredibly grouchy but amazing line from an unlikely source (not Foolie), and I couldn't think of a more appropriate place to post it than this thread:

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, with a 100% mortality rate.

  

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Jun 2024 18:52 #415114

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Bennyh wrote on 14 Jun 2024 16:28:
I just heard this incredibly grouchy but amazing line from an unlikely source (not Foolie), and I couldn't think of a more appropriate place to post it than this thread:

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, with a 100% mortality rate.

  

Something that makes people smile, should probably not be on The Grouchery. Yet since its so good the Wizengamot will let it through
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Jun 2024 18:53 #415115

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Markz wrote on 14 Jun 2024 15:59:

tzitzis dude wrote on 03 Apr 2024 17:08:
BH, a 10-lb boy. 
Over a week overdue, and BH doesn’t look as much as an alien as they usually do. 


Before 4 months pass, I don’t want to hear 1 grouch from you on this thread.
Not about staining or MIL or lousy cheesecake.

If you don’t like my suggestion go to your room and grouch!!

I think I’ll grouch along just as much as I feel like, thank you very much. 

Speaking of which, I got a nasty cold from all of the AC over shavuos. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 14 Jun 2024 22:47 #415124

... And they still didn't find the cure for it...

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jun 2024 13:04 #415530

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Going back to saying tachanun on a Thursday… aaahhhhhh, nothin’ like it!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jun 2024 15:56 #415542

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tzitzis dude wrote on 20 Jun 2024 13:04:
Going back to saying tachanun on a Thursday… aaahhhhhh, nothin’ like it!

Ashkenaz started on Monday...
redfaced wrote on 10 May 2024 12:59:



Oh how great it is to daven Ashkenaz!! One more opportunity ....
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Last Edit: 20 Jun 2024 15:58 by redfaced.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jun 2024 18:48 #415561

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The other day I realized that BH, while it stands for baruch Hashem, also stands for bah humbug, so I'm not lying when people ask me how are you doing and i say bh

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 20 Jun 2024 20:01 #415566

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Bennyh wrote on 20 Jun 2024 18:48:
The other day I realized that BH, while it stands for baruch Hashem, also stands for bah humbug, so I'm not lying when people ask me how are you doing and i say bh

BH!!
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 25 Jun 2024 23:09 #415845

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Why isn't anyone grouching anymore?!?

Do people wish to take the joys out of life for us depressed grumpers who secretly get giddy with glee everytime soemone lays out a good grump?!?!

Seriously, we even passed Monday morning with straight silence...

@RED, would you maybe please consider letting YKW out for a few minutes...please?
(dont worry, he isnt coming to free me from your terrible...er...wonderful clutches..OUCH!)
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 25 Jun 2024 23:21 #415846

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proudyungerman wrote on 25 Jun 2024 23:09:
Why isn't anyone grouching anymore?!?

Do people wish to take the joys out of life for us depressed grumpers who secretly get giddy with glee everytime soemone lays out a good grump?!?!

Seriously, we even passed Monday morning with straight silence...

@RED, would you maybe please consider letting YKW out for a few minutes...please?
(dont worry, he isnt coming to free me from your terrible...er...wonderful clutches..OUCH!)

Hes out looking for snakes in the forests of Albania. i will Let him know
May you slide down the banister of happiness and get many splinters of success up your career

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 25 Jun 2024 23:52 #415848

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This was going to be grouched about anyways, but now it’s in the honor of proudyungerman… anyhoo, here goes:

 Isn’t it annoying when you reach out to someone to grouch, and then he goes and turns it into an entire grouching session for him? 
Gosh, almost makes me want to vomit slugs or something.
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
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