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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 22 May 2024 15:29 #413856

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chosemyshem wrote on 22 May 2024 14:55:
Delete one stupid account in rage and depression and they make you start all over again. What a pain in the neck. The sign on wouldn't take any of my fake email addresses, I can't edit my old posts, and there's no 90 day chart till you watch F2F.

On the bright side, I figured out what's going on with all the weird username (sparklingdonkey83 etc). That's the default suggestion generated so unless you choose a name you get stuck as a fantasticgirrafe99. Was very tempting to be hopelessworm666 but I resisted that urge (only urge I've resisted this week lol).

That word doesnt belong in this thread. Everything else was fine.
 I wont tell you im happy that you are back because this is the grumpy thread

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 26 May 2024 17:51 #414102

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Migraines need I say more!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 29 May 2024 13:01 #414298

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Why, for Heaven’s sake do people taste milk, declare it spoiled, and then PUT IT BACK????? Dude, just frikkin spill it out!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Jun 2024 12:42 #414478

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Gotta love that fellow, saunters up to the bimah for hagbah (yes, another rant about hagbah), opens the ס״ת to at least 6 columns, and then doesn’t even give the whole shul a view! 
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Jun 2024 13:22 #414481

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On that point why do more then half of people who do haggbah do this half turn and back thing. Spin all the way around.
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Jun 2024 14:16 #414488

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notezy wrote on 02 Jun 2024 13:22:
On that point why do more then half of people who do haggbah do this half turn and back thing. Spin all the way around.

There is actually a (real) reason for this. 
On one hand, you’re always supposed to turn to your right (especially in shul), but on the the other hand, you wanna show the people on the right side of the shul first- which requires turning to the left.
So what some people do is simply turn a full circuit, going to the right. Others try to do a sort of quarter turn to the left-showing the people on the right, then go and turn all the way way around, right-wise. 
Others still do the quarter turn to the left, 3/4 turn to the right, and then promptly get hated on in The Grouchery for messing up over of the biggest honors of קריאת התורה.
:pinch: Warning: Spoiler!
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
Last Edit: 02 Jun 2024 14:17 by tzitzis dude.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Jun 2024 15:31 #414492

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And then there's that guy who does the partial turns and then also the full spin just for good measure. He's the same guy that shuffles side-to-side afterwards looking for the chair. I think he just wants to hold the Torah up for as long as possible. The poor gelila bochur in the meantime is on his 3rd time stepping forward and the ducking back out of the way. 
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Jun 2024 16:14 #414495

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gye365s wrote on 02 Jun 2024 15:31:
And then there's that guy who does the partial turns and then also the full spin just for good measure. He's the same guy that shuffles side-to-side afterwards looking for the chair. I think he just wants to hold the Torah up for as long as possible. The poor gelila bochur in the meantime is on his 3rd time stepping forward and the ducking back out of the way. 

DUDE! So true!!! On all counts
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Jun 2024 20:26 #414503

And then you have the guy doing hagbah in a shul with a low ceiling and bangs the Torah once, and keeps spinning around and his the ceiling again like he forget there's a low ceiling...

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 02 Jun 2024 21:52 #414507

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I think that is the best way, 1/4 to left, then 1 and 1/4 to the right. 

About bumping into the ceiling, at least they are avoiding the Arur of those who barely lift it up high (chas veshalom)

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Jun 2024 12:48 #414532

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And why does it seem to be a minhag to have a chandelier right above the bimah- ESPECIALLY in shuls with short ceilings? Do they WANT us to make the chandelier look like a carousel???
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.

Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 03 Jun 2024 21:23 #414576

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tzitzis dude wrote on 03 Jun 2024 12:48:
And why does it seem to be a minhag to have a chandelier right above the bimah- ESPECIALLY in shuls with short ceilings? Do they WANT us to make the chandelier look like a carousel???

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 04 Jun 2024 03:25 #414586

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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 Jun 2024 01:43 #414681

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I mean, like, seriously?!?!?
Do you really need to put a TV on the 2x2 screen in the gas station????
If I want to watch something, I'll do it on my own phone.
If I want to find Maria Menounous (or something like that...) I can do it on my own...
Why did you have to get in my face like that?!?
Stupid. Just plain STUPID!
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Re: The Grouchery: Haven for the Grumpily Disgruntled 05 Jun 2024 02:16 #414688

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Yeah, so I finally worked up my nerve to ask my boss for a raise. Didn’t go over too well. 
And i just stubbed my already stubbed toe. It hurts a whole bunch. 
And I’m exhausted. 
Stay grouchy, peeps. 
“Verbing weirds language”
-Calvin. 
“Getting an inch of snow is like winning ten cents in the lottery”
-also Calvin.
“The most important thing is sincerity. Once you can fake that, the rest is easy.”
-Groucho Marks.
“Pornography is a bad answer to a good question”
-R’ Daniel Kalish
“True bitachon means accepting all inconveniences; not just the convenient inconveniences.”
-Rabbi Dovid Kaplan.
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